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Jan 08, 2009

The Year In Cute: Is That A Ferret In Your Blouse ...

... or are we just happy to see you?  2008 was a diverse year for Cats 'n' Racks™: Ferrets, waterfowl, stuffed animals, and even the occasional cat.  And now, a little somethin' for the fellas:

Nothing says 'you're just getting a handshake tonight' quite like ferrets.

Accessory Tip: A strategically-placed duckling can be very beak-oming ...

Ugh, we're going to pretend we didn't hear that.

And finally, perhaps the most enchanting creature ever to grace these pages: Warm, inviting smile; eyes that sparkle like moonlight across distant waters ... and a really nice beav — No.  No, I won't say it.  I won't sully this vision of radiance and purity with such vulgarity.

Like hell I won't: NICE BEAVER!!

Thanks for the mammaries, Jennie W., Brittany F., and (sigh) Sasha V.

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Will 2009 usher in the Cute Overload Dating Service?

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 08:31 AM


 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 08:32 AM

[collective atavistic groan]
[immediately followed by teh LOLz]

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 08:34 AM

Why don't I ever find cute furry things in my rack? (ummm, never mind, forget I asked)

Slightly off topic I want to thank you for the Cute Overload calendar. I have it on my desk at work and it has been such a joy! It really helps me get through the day.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 08:35 AM

hehehe Noelle.. Tubbular-ness... hhehehe

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 08:36 AM

Noelle, I'd lend you Rikki, but he's kind of enormous these days. MOOSH!

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 08:39 AM

Wunderbar Wonderbra, rack em up.

[*SNORT* -- you and NTMTOM are two, uh, peas in a pod. Clearly. - Ed.]

Hon Glad
 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 08:55 AM

Bwahaha, thanks for the mammaries...you people KEEL me!

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 08:58 AM

That is such a good place to keep the animals warm...lol

Holy Cuteness
 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 09:17 AM

Thank you for helping me make a very difficult decision. I have been torn between getting some rats or some ferrets, so yesterday I said what ever appears on CO first will be what I get. I will be sure to stick em in my rack and send a picture in to celebrate ;)

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 09:45 AM

Not that mammary the other mammary...

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 09:58 AM

as i always point out, the entries to this section are always woefully small. all of you please do your part to keep this section up to date.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 10:23 AM

"Hey Mistah, wanna weasel yer way intuh mah blouse and touch mah pointy lil ferrets?"

Deborah Godin
 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 10:32 AM

Wot's vulgar about a beaver?

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 10:37 AM

haha, i can always count on NTMTOM to creep me out a little bit.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 10:39 AM

LOL! Trust Mike to be the one to post this! (I have a feeling he's been chomping at the bit to get to it. Heh!)

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 11:04 AM

You forgot the picture of the cute boy with the same stuffed beaver in his shirt!

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 11:19 AM

Tsk, tsk. You guys always say the rack photos are for the fellas. Better know your audience! You have an awful lot of lesbian fans!

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 11:28 AM

I don't wanna be a sourpuss or nothin but I always hate it when there are things in racks or even things with peoples. I wanna see deh animules and notingk else! Seein some smirkin chick with a cat shoved down her bra just leaves meh thinkin they just wanna see themselves on deh website. Sorry I'm a sourpuss!

Amanda H.
 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 11:43 AM

i'm sure someone's posted this before but i am still floored by the uncanny resemblence of girl #2 to that of a young (and more attractive) julia roberts!

Jen C
 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 11:44 AM


 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 11:46 AM

Word, me. I'm not strictly a pescitarian but I certainly enjoy a lovely lady from time to time. Spread the love, man! I also stand by my assertion that people freak out when CO shows women with their b00biez!!ONOEZ! but all the ladies go googly over any man that's featured.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 11:48 AM

"thanks! i just had it stuffed!"

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 11:54 AM

@me, ah'm with yew.

love me some mammaries!! amazing how stuff gets around the net. a few years ago i mentioned that a good friend used to sing 'thnks for the mammaries...' and it got all over that site and now it's EVER'WHAR'...

love 'em. tooooobular.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 12:05 PM

I am no guy and certainly not a lesbian and I love the cats and racks shots.

my favorite on this year was this duckling one.. SO cute and teh girl looks like Julia Roberts one of my favorite actresses plus people and their pets are always always adorable...

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 12:15 PM

BTW beaver was one of those terms from the 70's it meant.... okay I am cleaning the meaning up a bit it meant cute girl.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 12:33 PM

Yah, not so keen on the boobeez...don't remember makin' any derogatory remarks about guys, either. It's different.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 12:50 PM

Annie -- I really, really don't think Theresa genuinely needed that explained.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 12:51 PM

I don't wanna nuff anyone's life/body, but I think the beaver is artificially enhanced, and I likes my rackpets natural.

I'm still waiting for some guy to stick a ferret in his shorts.....(I would do it, of course, because it would get me on the site, but ferrets are ILLEGAL in my state for no good g.d. reason....)

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 12:52 PM

Does the second picture counts as "quacks in racks?"

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 12:56 PM

Julia Roberts ahoy!

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 12:57 PM

Annie, Annie, LOL! Not in my 70's it diddin't.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 01:05 PM

Julia Roberts nuh-uh!

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 01:19 PM


 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 01:38 PM

I think I said this the first time around, but I really like the ferret girl's shirt. Also, she looks slightly like Gillian Anderson.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 01:41 PM

berthaservant, i don't think those are her boobs LOL...looks more like it's the rest of the stuffed animal thats in her shirt.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 01:43 PM

berthaservant - you should come to CT. we have ferrets, but tarantulas are illegal. plus we have gay marriage. gosh, i didn't realized i liked this state so much!

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 01:48 PM

Hunter, tough luck!

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 02:11 PM

Yeah, but, anner...whutchoo got against tarantulas? There just REALLY hairy hands with extra fingers...and eight black eyes lookin' up atchoo!

Juniper Jupiter
 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 02:15 PM

I think you've answered your own question, Juniper.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 02:20 PM

Oh my god the girl with the duck is killing me a second time!

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 02:25 PM

LOL well I thought about putting the real thing in But No No that was not happening Pyrit

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 02:46 PM

Attention whores are not attractive.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 02:46 PM

Nor are rude people.

(You're 0 for 2 now, Helen/Susan.)

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 02:47 PM

Rudeness is a form of attention-whoring.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 03:00 PM

Nice...the day I decide to show my high school students (I'm a teacher) this "really super cute website for animal lovers," the first thing that pops up are a bunch of racks. I'll never live it down.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 03:40 PM

i personally think the girl with the beav is sexy. the girl with the ferret is practically suffocating the fuzz- tooo much boobage. and i'd rather see the baby duck than the trashy white bra, beav girl is very artsy.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 03:44 PM

re: "trashy white bra" -- would you wear your best Vicky's for duckpoops?

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 03:49 PM

Ah, it's good to see that the human-hating/breast-hating/angsty/low-self esteemed nuffing has been kept to a minimum this go round. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy in the rack region. :D

Now why is it that none of the animals featured on here get called attention-whoring bitches? I haven't run across a critter featured on here that wasn't after their fifteen minutes of fame. Insecure prostitutes... I mean, really. Just look at the dog in the next post. What a slut.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 04:23 PM

What I always wondered is why the guy with the beaver in his shirt wasn't an attention whore. He clearly did it just to get on this site, just like these girls but because he doesn't have tits, he's not an attention whore. Really, it chaps my bum.

 |  Jan 08, 2009 at 04:55 PM

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