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Jan 28, 2009

For Your Consideration: Wuthering Plains

In the Best Picture category: Wuthering Plains, the heart-wrenching story of doomed lovers Catherine (Redonkuletta deMille) and Heathcliff (Rock Proshman), joined by a passion they can never share.  Academy Voters: Your membership card entitles you to free admission plus box of Kleenex at any performance.

Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I've come home and I'm so cold, let me into your window...

And the winner is: And the Oscar goes to: Eric V.

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Oh man. Too bad I liked WH, because now I want to see WP.

Deckard Canine
 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:24 AM

Wow, thems are some round critters....
Are they ROUND hogs?

Or prairie dogs?

lucy's mommeh
 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:24 AM

I lof youuuu....

I lof you mo'


 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:25 AM

Love the hover text!
Kate Bush will be singing "Wuthering Heights" in my head for the rest of the day.

"Ooh! Let me have eet.
Let me grab your soul away.
You know it's me--Catheeeey!"

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:28 AM


all together..."HEATHCLIFF!"

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:30 AM

@sarahjeanne: LOL, I've never seen that! Those guys are hilarious!

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:36 AM

I'm lovin' the paw to the mouth...

"Hush, dahlink. Don't say another word. Just kees meeeeeeee!"

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:40 AM

After his disastrous last work as a producer, which reportedly had a $3million budget and only managed to pull a few rotten tomatoes, CO Productions kept a tight leash on its star, apparently allowing him to continue his work, on the out back-back-back lots.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:42 AM

mmmmmm... Kate Bush!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:44 AM

oh yes. we know this is going to end badly.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:44 AM

Love the big one's paw on the little one's mouth: "Shh, don't speak!"

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:45 AM

be sure to watch Life on Mars!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:45 AM

They are almost Weeble-ish, what bellehs they haves on them.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:46 AM

tearing up!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:46 AM

Drat, Mea Culpa beat me to posting about the paw on mouth... Great minds thinking alike and all that.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:46 AM

whoa, the hovertext is a'creepin' me out. WH was my favourite book growing up...I was a morbid child...

However, those are some cute fat woozle-whevever-dey-ares.

A thinker
 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:47 AM

Sweet hog loafs.
Dog loaves? Louffs....
Muscrat love, perhaps?

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:52 AM

Naw, ya got it all wrong!! That's Mama Prairie Dog getting her baby ready for his first school pictures, slicking down his hair, using Mama-spit to wash his face, and telling him he is NOT allowed to put Mary Jane's tail in the pencil sharpener EVER again!!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 09:54 AM

I think the more important question is, WHY ARE THEY SO FUZZY!??!?? Do they get winter coats or something?!

Oh, and....PAW ON FACE AKSHON!!!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 10:03 AM

AAAHHHhnnnn. So round and fuzzy.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 10:09 AM

"And your eyes (your eyes, your eyes) they tell me how much you care. Ooh yes, you will always be my endless love!"

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 10:09 AM

"My god Cathy!!....Eh, have you gained a little weight? You're looking a little round at the bottom."

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 10:16 AM

Yay, we don't have enough Kate Bush references around here!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 10:23 AM

"This just in, Most Popular Baby Names, for 2009. And the list of girl's names is led by a totally new entry, Redonkuletta!"

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 10:49 AM

Such pudginess! Such tiny talios! Such proshness! Gimme!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 11:04 AM

*puts in old granny teeth* Good lord! Classic literature, and you younguns can only think of Kate Bush's song? *weeps in sadness for humanity*

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 11:09 AM

I know, Chanpon, why don't they remember "Wuthering Heights in Semaphore"?

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 11:14 AM

Brilliant NTMTOM!!!! And JUST in time for me to announce to all that I AM GOIN TO TEH OSCARS!!!!!! My dad is in the Academy and this year he entered the lottery for tix and we got picked!!!! So I'll be in the upper upper upper upper fourth mezzanine! YAY!!!!

P.S. I heard a rumor about Rock Proshman....let's just say he's doing some awfully good "acting" like he's in love....

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 11:43 AM

"Oh, my dahling Heathcliff.
You and I are meant to be together, - rally we are!"

"My dearest Cathy - you are life itself. All I need is you, a comfortable burrow, and a large supply of carrots and munchies, and I know that we can make it. Oh, please say that you agree, for if you don't - I'll take my munchies and my burrow and go to the ends of the earth! Never to be seen by you again! Oh, the agony!"

"Heath, my dahling boy, I'm yours forever. I think it was the munchies and carrots that got to me!"

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 11:52 AM

NTMTOM, I've found you out! You've been watching the latest WH abomination on PBS - Masterprarie Classics! Theresa has made an excellent point tho, helping us recall the far superior 'Semaphore version.'

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 11:56 AM

But what about Edgar???

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 11:56 AM

You had me at hello.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 12:00 PM

But it wasn't like that ThreeCatNight.
"Why did you betray your own heart, Cathy? I have not one word of comfort. You deserve this. You have killed yourself. Yes, you may kiss me, and cry, and wring out my kisses and tears; they'll blight you -- they'll damn you. You loved me; then what right had you to leave me?"

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 12:03 PM


That settles it I'm in love with you. Between the stage names of Prosh Rockman and Redonuletta Demille AND a Kate Bush reference?

Yep its TWU WUV.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 12:07 PM

love the backlit fuzzination--so romainetic.

Jennie Mello
 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 12:10 PM

What does it say about me that I don't know what the Kate Bush reference is? I love WH, though (book and semaphore)!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 12:24 PM

I dunno, I have to agree with Kari--looks more like the big one's giving the little one what my mother used to call a "kitten wash" (which sounds a lot cuter than "Let me clean your face with my spit.").

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 12:28 PM

well, well...why _can't_ they live happily ever after, aside from the spit thang, a little controlling if you ask me?

hey. nobody did, that's right...dang...

i think she has a litter for her luv...

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 12:40 PM

EEEEEEEEE!!! That song just came up on my iPod! Sometimes, the universe makes sense. Just for a moment, though.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 01:13 PM

Chanpon, for what it's worth, I majored in English and, well, the classic literature reference was just sort of a GIVEN. :)

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 01:14 PM

Once again, I must say, I love CO. It's like being in graduate school again. ;)

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 01:26 PM

I AM Heathcliff!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 02:06 PM

Sarahjeanne--That video is so damn funny!!!*gasping for breath* I had to send it to my sister.

Has anybody else read the "Thursday Next" books by Jasper Fford. The one where Thursday has to be the moderator for the WH anger management meetings? That was when I decided I had to read WH. Nobody in that book has a single redeeming quality, IMHO.

Oh yeah, the PDogs are cute too.

Martha in Washington
 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 02:20 PM

Theresa, I had completely forgotten about the Semaphore version. Too hilarious. Thanks for the crackup...

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 02:56 PM

Those rumors about Rock Proshman and the gerbil? TOTALLY untrue. It was a pika... no really!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 02:59 PM

Congrats, B-Serv!! That is pretty G-D cool!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 03:10 PM

Ok, NOMTOM must have just seen Wuthering Heights on PBS -- like I did.
Too melodramatic even for my taste, but this production seems more down to earth.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 05:18 PM

oh and it's CUTER too!

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 05:27 PM

LOL, Martha in Washington! I love Thursday Next, too.

 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 06:18 PM

Awwww, so cute and portly! And they look so sincere! Better than some of the people in my acting class last semester... although probably even likelier to chew the scenery.


 |  Jan 28, 2009 at 06:53 PM

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