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Dec 09, 2008

You Cannot Defeat My Corn-Fu Skills!

Hah!  They call me the Nibble Master, because my nibbling technique is invincible!

♪♪ The Internet is for corn, ♪♪

Haiiee-YAH!  DOUBLE MONKEY FOOT NIBBLE GRIP!

♪♪ The Internet is for corn, ♪♪

Ayyyy-EEEEE!  SOARING CRANE OVERHEAD NIBBLE!

♪♪ Munch until you've had your fill ♪♪

Ooeeee-HAH!  LEAPING PANTHER (buurrrrp!) ... um, kinda full, just gonna lie down for a minute ...

♪♪ of corn, CORN, CO-O-O-O-O-O-O-RN! ♪♪

If do right, Arlene F., no can defense.

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ROTFL, that little guy is ambish! So much corn, so little time....

Flora
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:07 AM

Avenue Q hovertext for the win!
[double-clicks]

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:08 AM

Oof. Hamham is going to have a tough time passing all that cone.

doxnsox
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:10 AM

I would love to see this little guy in a cob-off with Winston and Rudy.

T.U.M.
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:11 AM

RE DONK!!! so cute

jen
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:11 AM

NTMTOM, you're on FIRE today. That was beautiful. And the assist goes to Theo for the hovertext.

debg
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:13 AM

I really wish someone would give me a big, honkin', very cute hamster for any holiday coming up. Even a Tuesday would be OK. Really. Where in the world did this family get cute corn? *sheesh*.

Katrina
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:13 AM

I just have to say... I love people that love their animals.
That is all.

ceejoe
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:14 AM

Oh, my, those hamster ears are clear? Clear hammie ears!

Katrina
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:15 AM

I luvs his bleening self!

Patty P
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:15 AM

Oops! No bleen but lots of joy at theese submish. Luffs the foot ackshun!

Patty P
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:16 AM

@Theo: You mean "Avenue Qte."

Deckard Canine
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:17 AM

Sure, why not.

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:19 AM

DebG -- I only *got* the hovertext, I didn't *write* it, more's the pity. (But all kudos to NomTom and Avenue Q.)

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:21 AM

Looks like Christmas came early for this li'l guy. :) Pic #3 reminds me of Mission Impossible!

sunnymum
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:22 AM

(oh -- and Mr. Miyagi too... R.I.P. Pat Morita)

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:23 AM

The hovertext reminds me of my ex's cat. She claimed that the cat said "corn", but I knew what he really wanted.

joe
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:28 AM

Joe -- suddenly I have the curious problem of TOO MANY JOKES
[short-circuits]

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:32 AM

Best hovertext evarrrrr!!!111!!!one!!!1

Phill
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:33 AM

YETH! I love the Avenue Q hover text!

DKN
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:34 AM

awww. cuteee wuzzy kernel-king!

eeeses
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:37 AM

:: raising hand sheepishly ::

I don't get the hovertext reference. I'm old.

I like the photos, tho.

berthaservant
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:40 AM

Yeah, I got the Miyagi reference but I'm afraid I don't know what Avenue Q is. But that must be some damn good corn.

Erebella
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:42 AM

(sing-songy voice) I guess those fancy demographics are kicking in--I have no idea what Theo is saying almost 50% of the time anymore.

Oh, well I still have relevance in my own world...
Berthaservant- you are probably still flexible enough to learn to get the jokes. I'm hopeless. I'm still reeeling from the Marilyn Mansion jokes that I don't get. I'll recover to pun another day.

Katrina
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:53 AM

For those who need a little help with the hovertext (audio NSFW):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc

It's from a Broadway show called "Avenue Q"

http://www.avenueq.com/

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 10:59 AM

tee hee! i <3 avenue q.

youtube search "avenue q the internet is for porn"

for all those who dont know what avenue q is, it is a tony award winning broadway musical (it beat out Wicked for best musical) that is basically sesame street for post-college. yes, they use muppets on stage.

warning, rated PG-13....

jenben
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 11:03 AM

Thanks for embedding the earworm into my brain. Now I'm going to be thinking of the Avenue Q song throughout my meetings today.

Awww...widdle hammie with his corns is falling into a food coma in the last pic.

chanpon
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 11:21 AM

The last pic sums it all up pretty well. McNibblerson is one happeh bebeh! Never thought I would want one, I do now.

essensual
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 11:34 AM

Avenue Q beat Wicked for Best Musical? No WONDER Berthaservant pretends not to know about it. Poor Kristin. ;)

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 11:35 AM

and Katrina, bear in mind I'm plugged into Google and Wikipedia (and any number of blogs) for most of my waking hours. heh

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 11:37 AM

Love the splayed paw searching for a foothold in the first pic. EHN!

BabyOpossum
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 11:54 AM

Hovertext, ftw!

Ender
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 12:18 PM

Oh. I've heard of Avenue Q. I'm getting a Ph.D. in theatre. I just hadn't heard that song....

Now I'm even more embarrassed.

Thanks a lot, CO.

berthaservant
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 12:56 PM

See, I *KNEW* you were pretending. (Higher and deeper.)

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 01:01 PM

I died at "DOUBLE MONKEY FOOT NIBBLE GRIP!"

Well done, sir.

Taylor
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 01:08 PM

Next time, The Buttered Corn Double-Axle Slide...

ThreeCatNight
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 01:19 PM

i just have to read the captions and the hovertexts to know who posted it!

Hyura
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 02:56 PM

I sent this alternate to NomTom earlier...

The internet is for corn
The internet is for corn
So grab your cob and do your job
On corn, corn, corrrrrn!

(to which he said "Zing"!)

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 03:13 PM

awwww. Love the nice guy (judging by forearm hair)who is holding the corn for his hammie to nibble. and the nice girl (judging by nice hands and nails)who is giving same hammie little hand snuggle. Hammie has very nice family.

Chanya
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 03:19 PM

...and now they're famous! Couldn't ask for nicer pair o' cornstars.

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 03:26 PM

Corn coma alert in pic 4!

(rather like a turkey coma, still fresh in my memory from this last Thanksgiving)

binky-mama
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 03:31 PM

"Corn-Fu" Lol!

Love that.

Marie
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 03:44 PM

Oh my goodness, I didn't even see the hamster cuz I was so excited about the Hovertext. Cute Overload plus Avenue Q equals the epitome of awesomeness!

Blyhagd
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 03:58 PM

Haha, Avenue Q FTW (Everyone's a little racist...SOMETIMES, hahahahaa). Cute ham, reminds me of my chubber Simba, who died many years ago went I was still young enough to think naming my pets after Disney characters was a good idea....

darkshines
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 04:20 PM

Anyone remember typewriters?

nomnomnomnomnomnom DING!
nomnomnomnomnomnom DING!
nomnomnomnomnomnom DING!

Theresa
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 04:24 PM

I learned an important lesson from today's alt-text. Wine does not belong in your sinuses.

cass
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 05:16 PM

Ooh, Cass, same goes for coffee. Forewarned is forearmed.

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 05:34 PM

Theo, I didn't know you were a nun!!???

Theresa
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 06:29 PM

I nominate "DOUBLE MONKEY FOOT NIBBLE GRIP!" for Phrase of the Year.

Who's with me?

J. Bo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 06:31 PM

Don't make me get the ruler out, Miss Theresa.

Theo
 |  Dec 09, 2008 at 06:53 PM

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