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Nov 19, 2008

Koala Mind Control

(you are sick of eating Eucalyptus leaves ...)

I -- am -- sick -- of -- eating -- Eucalyptus -- leaves ...

(you want to take me out for ice cream ...)

I -- want -- to -- take -- you -- out -- for -- ice -- cream ...

(and after that, you want to buy me a dirt bike ...)

(and these aren't the Bruces you're looking for, move along ...)

I -- will -- post -- every -- picture -- that -- Brinke -- G. -- submits ...

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Ahahaha! The text totally made my day. Koala Jedi!

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 07:56 AM

So THIS is where Lucas' inspiration for Yoda came from.

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 07:58 AM

I want one of those little baby koalas to rap around me!!!!!!!!!!

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 07:58 AM

Thank Jeebus it wasn't a funnel web spider post!!!

Koalas are MY FAVORITE!!! (next to red pandas, of course)

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:00 AM

Looks like the Aussies have our butts on the barbie today. Fair Dinkum.

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:03 AM

"I'm not a baby, I'm a tumor."

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:06 AM

Jedi mind control, my favorite! Too cute fuzzy babies!!!

Elisha B.
 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:14 AM

Maybe a wombat could be the next post?

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:21 AM

Baby's giving mama a snorgle!! Not mind control, just sweetness! Well, okay, maybe the ice cream part is true. And I kinda remember the hovertext line, but not quite. It sounds like something Liam Neeson's character might have said.

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:32 AM

A Zaphod Beeblebrox of the Koala world.

Hon Glad
 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:32 AM

ROFL I love how Mama Koala looks like WTF??? It's almost like baby's whispering in her ear about that hideous so-last-year outfit Mrs. Jones is wearing over there!

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:37 AM

Me need a pouch so a baby koala can hang out with me all day too. Those claws wouldn't be too comfortable around my neck.

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:52 AM

Oh, and Noelle, "It's not a toomah!"

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:53 AM

Ah, Rule of Cuteness 7...

I will take you out for ice cream, little koala.

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:59 AM

Can I be related to these guys, too? Please?

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:59 AM

Koalas can disapprove as well as the best bunneh!!

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 09:56 AM

Struth, it's the baby koala beah agin? Gawd's cutest crittah?

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 10:00 AM

LOL Kari!
yeah one never knows what these critters are REALLY saying to each other...
"that outfit is soooo last years" LOL

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 10:12 AM

you...will...trim...the...fur...in...your...ears... so...it...stops...getting...in...my...mouf.

M. V.
 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 10:19 AM

Aww, I'll get you a dirt bike, little Koala!

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 10:48 AM


 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 11:01 AM

Totally photoshopped. No two earthly creatures could possibly be that cute together.

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 11:48 AM

We now return to "Everyone Loves Hypnotoad"...

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 12:29 PM

Noelle--Hellboy 2 FTW!
Not to mention, CUTE koalas!

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 01:27 PM

"You will take me to Marie's house to cuddle."

"I-- will-- take-- you-- to-- Marie's-- house-- to--cuddle."


 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 02:39 PM

Is this Aussie day or what? First the suspicious little 'Roo and now the mind-controlling Koalas. And Hugh Jackman was just selected as the Sexiest Man Alive!! (Did the Koalas have anything to do with that?) Way to go Australia!

Martha in Washington
 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 04:57 PM

Understand there were some write-in votes for Theo...my lady says she voted for him...bit jealous
about that, but y'know...

[No worries, but uh, voting in what context? You mean like the Presidential election? Dude, I'd've conceded to Obama in an eyeblink. - Ed.]

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 08:21 PM

Oi! Oi! Oi!

 |  Nov 19, 2008 at 10:12 PM

Aren't people and the animules from Australia just generally great?!! I mean koalas, 'roos, Hugh Jackman? Great sense of humor, cuteness, beautiful country! I can't think of anyone from there who seems like they might be a jerk.

Gail (the first one)
 |  Nov 20, 2008 at 04:48 AM

Gail, I could show you ex-boyfriends . . .

 |  Nov 20, 2008 at 05:04 AM

@Theresa: Were they all called 'Bruce'? Did they pooh-pooh Australian Table Wines?

[Hey now, those Aussie varietals have come a long way since the Python era, shiraz you're born... - Ed.]

Gail (the first one)
 |  Nov 20, 2008 at 07:20 AM

@Ed.: And every time I see one advertised, it still makes me laugh! Perth Pink, anyone??

Gail (the first one)
 |  Nov 20, 2008 at 07:51 AM

@Gail-- one was a good guy, we just didn't get along. The other was defintitely a jerk. But there were cross-cultural probs with the good guy, as well as with the jerk. Mind you, this was some years ago, the world has grown smaller since then.

OTOH, I *was* introduced to good Aussie wine long before anybody here knew about it.

 |  Nov 20, 2008 at 10:03 AM

Well, Brinke, bring 'em on :)

 |  Nov 20, 2008 at 02:41 PM

Theo, the Martha in Washington comment mentioned the selection of
Hugh Jackman as "Sexiest Man Alive." I assumed that
write-in votes were allowed for some of our ladies/CO fans.

 |  Nov 20, 2008 at 08:59 PM

The ladies were to be
permitted a write-in vote...I feel so silly, like a kindergartener whose
Hostess c-cakes have been
forcibly removed from his
lunch by "SugarBuster."

 |  Nov 20, 2008 at 09:03 PM

@Gail *coughXPrimeMinistercough*

glad our international reputation hasn't been completely ruined.

 |  Nov 21, 2008 at 07:39 AM

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