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Oct 07, 2008

My-Tail-Fits-In-My-'TOCKTOBER

Check this out, People.

Those are some well-designed 'Tocks.

Rhino_tocktober

NO, I'm not going to do a Close-Up or I will GROSS YOU THE HECK OUT, Amanda P.

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Goldbond anyone?

tarzankun
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 04:41 PM

This tock's fan(ny)tastic!

Rock it out rhino!

Marie
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 04:47 PM

buttne!

gatekchiclet
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 04:50 PM

Rhino'stocks! Now there's a solid investment.

pyrit
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 04:52 PM

That's crack-a-lackin!!!

Jennie Mello
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 04:57 PM

Gallant Sir Armor Tocks

(The Original) Mel
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:09 PM

Meg, the hovertext is hysterical!!!!

Katers
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:18 PM

Sorry I'm new here... I've searched around a bit and can't figure it out... what is a Tock?!

Teresa
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:21 PM

He looks like a dinosaur!

nads
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:22 PM

Why is their skin like that? Anyone know??

Dianne
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:23 PM

Teresa, it is a butTOCKs

Dianne
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:25 PM

Well... ... just... well... it IS Tocktober.

spb
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:27 PM

LOL, Thanks Boy. That was a heck of a story, LOL

Dianne
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:29 PM

'Tocktacular, and deserving of a COXCU. A coccyx COXCU to be exact.

Jen8
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:35 PM

Thanks Boy & Dianne! Evidently I need to brush up my search engine skillz...

Teresa
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:36 PM

'tocks of STEEL

newlee
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 05:43 PM

Dianne: Rhinos' skin is pretty fierce. It makes for a tonne of their four-tonne weight, and is, at points, bullet proof. Although it is vulnerable; their blood vessels are right below it. It acts as a shield, and provides for excellent protection. It is literally their armour.

I love rhinos. They're so symbolic. The Dalai Lama is often mistranslated as saying, "I wandered as lonely as a cloud" (or "one should wander as lonely as a cloud") but he in fact said one should wander as lonely as a rhinoceros. And with 'tocks like those, who can blame him!

Jillie
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 06:00 PM

This completely made my daaay! Rhinos have been my favorite animal for so long and I'm glad someone else sees them as cute!!

Emilee
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 06:16 PM

Oh... the hovertext... eet ees too moiche!

laurenE
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 06:55 PM

It's not necessarily search engine skills as much as the "Official CO Glossary!" Everything you need to know about CO...
I love babeh Rhinos' and hippos toooo
MORE TOCKS' for TOCKTOBER!

crazyweinerdoglady
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 07:00 PM

ahahahahaha! this is hilarious and i love it! the hovertext is the best!

mif
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 07:03 PM

best hover over ever!!

trisha
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 07:04 PM

@Jen8: LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Hahahahahah! XD

MaggieBee
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 07:44 PM

Are you sure that hovertext is correct? I could have sworn this was Seymour Butz.

Pheas
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 08:08 PM

Ah, Pheas, I gather you're referring to Seymour Butz, the eminent author of "Under The Grandstand"... When I was a young whippersnapper I treasured my boxed set containing Mr. Butz' opus nestled beside that other classic, "Revenge of the Tiger" by Claude Balls.

SoCalSis
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 09:17 PM

Yay! 'Tocks!!! I just wanna reach out and pinch---

uh...waitaminute.....

binky-mama
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 10:00 PM

As long as you don't feel that they were intelligently designed, Meg. :-)

CP
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 10:27 PM

Excellent, EXCELLENT, tock example!

Shannon
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 11:14 PM

Maybe the purpose of the tucked talio is to prevent chafing of said tocks?

paulajeanne
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 11:29 PM

Meg and Pheas, you cracken me up.

Poohbear
 |  Oct 07, 2008 at 11:38 PM

Most people who wear leather trousers look like this.

Hon Glad
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 02:17 AM

"I wandered as lonely as a cloud" is the first line of a poem called "The Daffodils", by Wordsworth, Jillie.

starling
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 04:50 AM

SoCalSis, I too, have that box set with the additional voumes of Sliding Down The Flagpole by Dick Burns and Glass Bikini by Seymour Hayre.

Phil McCracken? You guys are killing me! This is why I love this site so much!!

momof2kitties
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 04:55 AM

Them 'tocks is engineered to close tolerances, ain't they? Would Mr. McCracken be a plumber, by any chance? Not that I need one right now ....... but y'never know!

mberkie0
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 04:58 AM

omg, they're...CLUTCHING the tail! eeew!

Sunstorm
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 05:00 AM

Oh laws.

Babs
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 06:08 AM

Wow, rhino's got tock-tonic plates!

chanpon
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 06:44 AM

SoCalSis, in the Dewey Decimal system, those get catalogued right beside the works of I.P. Daily and Eileen Dover. But in the Library of Congress system, they go on the shelf with Hugh Jass and Richard Hertz.

Theresa
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 07:27 AM

PS. Perhaps I should now be Theresa, Not Teresa. I was thinking of changing my handle to Teheresa in homage to Teho for the longest time. ;)

Theresa, not Teresa
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 07:29 AM

PPS: Whoa, check out those 'tocks!
I think the tailio must need some kind of special protection with plated 'tocks like that.

Theresa, not Teresa
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 07:33 AM

I'm not sure if that's cute but it's pretty cool how that tail has the perfect slot between the armored 'tocks. reminds me almost of the underside of a crab, y'know where you can lift the "key" to open up the body.

I wouldn't reccommend that with this model though.

Kar
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 07:57 AM

Chanpon...

"Find yourself sitting on your ass all day? Is there soreness in your seat? Numbness in you nethers? Try Doc Kronik's Tock Tonic™! You'll be shakin' your booty from LongGuyland to Bermudy!"

Theo
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 07:59 AM

Theresa is your surname Green? :0}

Hon Glad
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 08:27 AM

Have any of you read "Homosexuality in Ireland", co-authored by Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick?

Jon
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 08:39 AM

@Jon:
Wha?
Huh?
Hmmm...
Oh.
OH!!!
HAHAHAHAHHA!
Snort!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

momof2kitties
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:42 AM

I hate to say it, but the older I get ....

pc loadletter
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:59 AM

Oh, this is just so wonderful I can't stand it. No puns, no wisecracks-oh,damn......

Katrina
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 10:36 AM

No wiseCRACKS, Katrina? Really?

momof2kitties
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 10:39 AM

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