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Oct 08, 2008

Live, Damn You! LIVE!!

"NOOOOOOO! (puff, puff) DON'T LEAVE ME!! (puff, puff) 

I HAVEN'T HAD WALKIES YET! (puff, puff)  AND IT'S ALMOST DINNERTIME! (pounds chest) 

AT LEAST TELL ME (puff, puff) HOW TO WORK (puff, puff)  THE CAN OPENER!! (puff, puff)  NURSE!! I NEED 50 CCs OF ADRENALINE AND A CHEW TOY, STAT!!"

... and don't forget the machine that goes 'ping!'

There was (sigh) nothing we could do, Amanda L.

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Puppy bref!!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:01 AM

EMT Pup to the rescue.

If I ever fall out, I want to be rescued by EMT Pup.

(The Original) Mel
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:02 AM

puppies can cure just about anything.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:05 AM

Anhhh. Man's best friend. :eyebrow:

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:05 AM

I feel as though I'm intruding on a *very special* moment.

warrior rabbit
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:07 AM

Hilarious!!! Well done, NTMTOM!!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:18 AM

So cute.
Until, of course, the puppy pulls away, and the man's face has been shredded by puppy razor-teeth. Let go of the leeps, please.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:33 AM

My favorite doggeh...Rottie. They start out so little and cute! However, a word of advice to hooman...don't let this darlin' do this anymore unless you want him to keep doing it when he is a VERY BIG doggeh. Then you might really need CPR!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:34 AM


 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:41 AM

NTMTOM, I literally lol at each of your posts. Well played!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:44 AM

Snout to mouth repupitation! Invaluable in any emergency!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:45 AM

Thank you Dr. Barkus Welby.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:46 AM

omg.. that is too funny.. "I HAVEN'T HAD WALKIES YET!"

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:47 AM

Mouf to mouf Re-pupitation!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:51 AM

Look at the size of dose feetz! Dat is gonna be a Doctah, not just a PET (Pupster Emergenceez Tech).

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 09:52 AM

children, don't try this at home with your big rottie.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 10:10 AM

OK, ya got me on this one- yes, I laughed, out loud, even.

Niiiiiiiiic. But the poor guy, I hope he has some lips left after that...ouch.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 10:24 AM

death by the qte - it's not a laughing matter.

... actually, yes it is.

great pic, great capshuns.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 10:28 AM

LOL and EWWW puppy spit!!

Chrissy :-)
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 10:33 AM

You see we leased this back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes out of the monthly current budget and not the capital account!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 10:40 AM

"What are we missing?"

"The Patient!!!"

BTW, the size of that paw is scary, scary! However the pup is so cute!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 10:43 AM

How can I work when great posts like this keep popping up?!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 10:59 AM

Heh! Good one, NOMTOM. They're gonna want to nip this habit in the butt (haw!) pretty sharpish, though, because it won't be so cute when the doggeh's mouth is bigger than the dude's head.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 11:06 AM

My mini doxie used to do this kind of stuff as a puppy. Although her main concern was more about getting her tongue in your mouth than giving you CPR. *Cringe*

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 11:16 AM

I believe the sound of the artificial breathing machine would be "pocketa-pocketa-queep, pocketa-queep." And this is an occasion that calls for Mitty's expertise, if ever there was one!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 11:17 AM

I'll pass on the puppeh CPR, thanks anyway... 8-P

Boomer's Babysitter
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 11:21 AM

I just about died laughing when I first saw this post. Then, I guess I really WOULD need puppeh CPR! LOL!

Silent Meow
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 11:44 AM

Outstanding post! I've read it three times and crack up each time. And that is one very serious and dedicated-looking puppy EMT! What a cutie - I'd take him home if I could keep him that size.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 11:49 AM

ghee hee hee!!!! oh, that's too much...


 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 12:07 PM

It just...





 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 12:27 PM

HAHAHA completely dying laughing, thank you for helping me to deal with my boring teleconference. I have the phone on mute.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 12:30 PM



That is TOO kyoot!!

I can't tell if that's a hard OR soff kronsche!!

Either way, I think he took the nose boop WAY too far!

Juniper Jupiter
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 12:41 PM

I can't imagine what those little needle teefs feel like biting into the mouthish area. Yikes!

M. V.
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 12:42 PM

HA! love the running commentary. (I haven't had walkies yet!)

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 12:45 PM

Also, I've loved Rotties every since I fell in love with one a friend owned. She had a daycare in her home. One day I was looking out into her backyard/playground area, and Samson had the rear axle of a Big Wheel trike in his mouth and was pushing it around the yard! It was pretty hysterical. Big toys for big boys. I think he weighed 110 lbs, and it did NOT feel good when he accidentally stepped on my foot! I luffed him.

M. V.
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 12:45 PM


That's a BTTNF of 11!


(BTTNF = beverage thru the nose factor)

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 12:47 PM

ok, LMAO at the hovertext...

gotta love monty python

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 12:54 PM

My favorite parts are, "I NEED 50 CCs OF ADRENALINE AND A CHEW TOY, STAT!!"

And from the commentary, "...thank you for helping me to deal with my boring teleconference. I have the phone on mute."

Hilarious! Makes me wish I wasn't s'posed to be doing school and could laugh out loud...

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:00 PM

Love this. My baby girl is part Rottweiler and has similar markings.

I also love how it's categorized under "Primates."

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:03 PM

P.S. Is it me, or is the puppeh more focused on the bottom-of-nose area than the mouth area? *looks again*

Yeah, he's really close to the nose. Ouch.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:04 PM

This would be worse if it were reversed -- if the pup was the one being devoured by the mean old human. That would just be sick. As it is, though, it's so cute!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:15 PM

rottie pups are soooo adorable!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:17 PM

i am soooo envious that this dude gets to take such liberal whiffs of puppy breath. puppy breath can save the world.

Jen C
 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:19 PM

yes!! revenge for the dog-eating baby!

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:32 PM

Right on, joss. Blech. Puppy spit.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:48 PM

RE: Hovertext, I thought the machine went "Bing!"

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:52 PM

Waiting for the pup to break out the defribillator, and shout "CLEAR!"

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:56 PM

*wipes away tear*
Nice one, other mike. That made my day :-)

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 01:58 PM

I've always thought that would be the first thing my pups would think about should I kick the bucket.

 |  Oct 08, 2008 at 02:20 PM

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