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Oct 19, 2008

Amazing True Facts of Science Revealed!

Lions can melt snow by having an orgy!

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I need a cigarette!

Cows can communicate telepathically with their tongues!

You DON'T want steak ... You DON'T want steak ...

Puppy breath can be used as a biological weapon!

Set wieners on stun!

And the most amazing science fact of all: Allison U. finds awesomely weird photos!!

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That last picture cracks me up every time I see it. Puppy looks so bemused!

Ender
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 01:37 PM

Oh man... that bundle of lions looks amazing!

"Corgi" will be featured as a new weapon when Halo 4 hits shelves. Meanwhile German shepherds will replace the chainsaw attachment seen on guns in Gears of War.

Fegli
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 01:39 PM

speechless i am. o_0

joods
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 01:40 PM

Lion pile looks oh so toasty!!

chanpon
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 01:52 PM

Great pics, funny comments.

Why are the lions in the snow anyway? Zoo?

Believe It Or Not!

lurkertype
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 02:08 PM

How do you fire a dog-gun?
Maybe I don't want to know.

ilikejam
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 02:22 PM

Well, the doggy gun is cool but it still doesn't beat LASER CATS!!!

http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1445_lasercats.shtml

nads
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 02:37 PM

lions in the snow?? does not compute! no wonder they're in a huddle. i wonder where that is.

jen
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 02:45 PM

Umm, I think someone should tell the shooter that he has the loaded end of the pup pistol pointed towards his face.

260Oakley
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 02:48 PM

"Set weiners on stun!" lol!

Waaaay ahead of ya - I don't even remember what the other settings were! ;-)

BrianMPLS
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 03:24 PM

Man, all those lions have that "happy cat" face that my domestic version has whenever I scratch her under her chin. I don't think they mind the snow. :)

RosiePosie
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 03:41 PM

those lions're photo shopped. some of the heads on the top left of the pile are exactally the same. not sure about Puppy Cannon and Cow Tongue though.

Sarah
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 03:43 PM

Maybe my mom would have let me play with toy guns if they were this cute.

Decca
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 03:49 PM

@Decca: YOU'LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT!!

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 04:00 PM

@oakley: As a registered owner of a similar type of weapon, those were my thoughts EXACTLY.

Michelle S
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 04:14 PM

Much love for the cow tongue.

Courtney
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 04:24 PM

I really don't think the lions are shopped. I think they look alike because, well, they're all lions. There's not much uniqueness there.

"Set weiners on stun"... oh, the ways in which my infantile mind can run with THAT.

CJ
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 04:36 PM

Awww...lions cuddling in the snow. It looks like the male lions are keeping the lionesses in the center toasty and warm.

And umm, even though I adore that photo, it sorta looks photo-shopped to me? I hope not because it looks like such a nice moment :)

Amy
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 04:39 PM

Good point CJ!

Amy
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 04:40 PM

I'll be giggling for hours, between these pix and the Literal Music Videos on youtube.

debg
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 05:20 PM

I don't think those lions are photoshopped, probably a zoo. That barbed wire is a little too close to that cows eye for comfort! And I love the weiner dog gun. :)

Jessica
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 05:26 PM

What gets me is that the dog in the second photo doesn't seem even remotely perturbed by a giant tongue licking his face....

katie
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 05:30 PM

Lion's are not shopped, there are suttle differences between the different lions, lioness.

DumBunny
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 05:55 PM

"you DONT want steak"

XD

rikku
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 06:13 PM

LOL CJ I was thinking the same thing.

Annie
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 06:14 PM

As the cows in the Chik-Fil-A ads say, EAT MORE CHIKUN!!

Gail (the first one)
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 06:22 PM

Mmmm, Chocolate Lab!

violetgreen
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 07:27 PM

No one has 'nuffed Tom's use of the word "orgy" so close to the top of the post where the young 'uns can see it? Really?

Srsly, tho, those lions look cozy.

berthaservant
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 07:47 PM

Cool!
toocute.ca

toocute
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 07:57 PM

That looks like my kind of orgy. A snugglin one, shopped or not.

Kimski
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 08:04 PM

Funny!

SNL has Laser Cats with the cats shooting out of their mouths? Wouldn't the cat's yeems be the laser? Or are they more like the laser's focuser? (If the cats feel like cooperating, that is.)

Raemie L.
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 08:22 PM

Oh no! He's pointing his biological weapon in the opposite direction!

Allison V.
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 09:44 PM

Orgies, tongues, and weiners - what is this site coming to?!?!?!

..........yeah, I like it too..........

Erebella
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 10:03 PM

Would that be the "official" word for a whole bunch of lions. Ya know like, A gaggle of geese, murder of crows, an orgy of lions? I like that, better than a pride of lions.

mydragon
 |  Oct 19, 2008 at 10:13 PM

It's not really pride, is it, it's more of a snuggle.

starling
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 01:18 AM

Here's a pic with a cow trying to communicate telepathycally with my daughter... now I can understand lots of things!

http://flickr.com/photos/surfzone/2913730827/

surfzone
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 01:22 AM

This is when lions look like REALLY big kittehs - when they do the eye-squeezies!

Funny pics and captions!

Subhangi
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 02:04 AM

That is just too dog-gun funny! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

mberkie0
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 05:00 AM

That's cat stacking taken to a new extreme.

T.U.M.
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 05:41 AM

The Puppeh Rifle (tm) is a weapon that only the Master Chief can use. Imageine - every time you fire it, you have to put a dog's butt right up against your face!

edmundh
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 06:50 AM

My hovertext for the second one woulda been the ol' "In Soviet Russia, beef tastes YOU!"

Babs
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 07:00 AM

I think on of those lions is violating the "no-nads" guideline. Hee hee!

Theresa
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 07:05 AM

i have a similar weapon , its a Fuzzooka! Mine is cat tho

sweets
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 10:29 AM

[geek]
[hrumph]
While the collective noun for lions is indeed a "pride", MyDragon, when cats of any species exhibit behaviour of this type it is known by zoologists as a phloompf. While this might sound onomatapeic, the term was coined in recognition of the Austrian zoologist Dr. Ernst Phloompf of the University of Salzburg who first observed this behaviour in the lions of the Serengeti during his 1884-85 expedition. Hitherto it had been believed that lions slept only in a linear manner (rather than the nuclear fashioned observed here).
If you're a fan of David Attenborough you can hear him use this expression in his series The Trials of Life, episode 4:
"And heah, fah out on the African plains, we encounter that most majestic of predators, the lion. Social in his living arrangements, it is not uncommon to encounter an entire family in a comfortable after-dinner phloompf as they digest a wildebeeste."
[/geek]

Tony James
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 10:58 AM

you are keeding mee with the pfloomph, no???

Guess what? Doggie butt.

Love the cow pic. Reminds me of the horse nomming on a cats ear...

Paunchie
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 12:47 PM

I *never* kid about the pfloomph.

Tony James
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 12:52 PM

"Flumphs are depicted as similar in appearance to jellyfish. However they move through air rather than water, and unlike jellyfish have eyes on stalks.

Flumphs are said to be completely helpless if flipped on to their 'back'."

Paunchie
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 01:04 PM

@Tony James, you are der Phloompf-bomb.

Theresa
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 01:53 PM

Paunchi: [url=http://www.80snostalgia.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Reviews&file=index&req=showcontent&id=86]Flumps?[/url]

(Mr.Teho - can you turn this into a clickylink if my BB coding doesn't do it? Thx :) )

Tony James
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 02:19 PM

Master Chief got a weapons upgrade???

dj
 |  Oct 20, 2008 at 03:24 PM

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