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Lions can melt snow by having an orgy!
Cows can communicate telepathically with their tongues!
Puppy breath can be used as a biological weapon!
And the most amazing science fact of all: Allison U. finds awesomely weird photos!!
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That last picture cracks me up every time I see it. Puppy looks so bemused!
Oh man... that bundle of lions looks amazing!
"Corgi" will be featured as a new weapon when Halo 4 hits shelves. Meanwhile German shepherds will replace the chainsaw attachment seen on guns in Gears of War.
speechless i am. o_0
Lion pile looks oh so toasty!!
Great pics, funny comments.
Why are the lions in the snow anyway? Zoo?
Believe It Or Not!
How do you fire a dog-gun?
Maybe I don't want to know.
Well, the doggy gun is cool but it still doesn't beat LASER CATS!!!
http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1445_lasercats.shtml
lions in the snow?? does not compute! no wonder they're in a huddle. i wonder where that is.
Umm, I think someone should tell the shooter that he has the loaded end of the pup pistol pointed towards his face.
"Set weiners on stun!" lol!
Waaaay ahead of ya - I don't even remember what the other settings were! ;-)
Man, all those lions have that "happy cat" face that my domestic version has whenever I scratch her under her chin. I don't think they mind the snow. :)
those lions're photo shopped. some of the heads on the top left of the pile are exactally the same. not sure about Puppy Cannon and Cow Tongue though.
Maybe my mom would have let me play with toy guns if they were this cute.
@Decca: YOU'LL PUT YOUR EYE OUT!!
@oakley: As a registered owner of a similar type of weapon, those were my thoughts EXACTLY.
Much love for the cow tongue.
I really don't think the lions are shopped. I think they look alike because, well, they're all lions. There's not much uniqueness there.
"Set weiners on stun"... oh, the ways in which my infantile mind can run with THAT.
Awww...lions cuddling in the snow. It looks like the male lions are keeping the lionesses in the center toasty and warm.
And umm, even though I adore that photo, it sorta looks photo-shopped to me? I hope not because it looks like such a nice moment :)
Good point CJ!
I'll be giggling for hours, between these pix and the Literal Music Videos on youtube.
I don't think those lions are photoshopped, probably a zoo. That barbed wire is a little too close to that cows eye for comfort! And I love the weiner dog gun. :)
What gets me is that the dog in the second photo doesn't seem even remotely perturbed by a giant tongue licking his face....
Lion's are not shopped, there are suttle differences between the different lions, lioness.
"you DONT want steak"
XD
LOL CJ I was thinking the same thing.
As the cows in the Chik-Fil-A ads say, EAT MORE CHIKUN!!
Mmmm, Chocolate Lab!
No one has 'nuffed Tom's use of the word "orgy" so close to the top of the post where the young 'uns can see it? Really?
Srsly, tho, those lions look cozy.
Cool!
toocute.ca
That looks like my kind of orgy. A snugglin one, shopped or not.
Funny!
SNL has Laser Cats with the cats shooting out of their mouths? Wouldn't the cat's yeems be the laser? Or are they more like the laser's focuser? (If the cats feel like cooperating, that is.)
Oh no! He's pointing his biological weapon in the opposite direction!
Orgies, tongues, and weiners - what is this site coming to?!?!?!
..........yeah, I like it too..........
Would that be the "official" word for a whole bunch of lions. Ya know like, A gaggle of geese, murder of crows, an orgy of lions? I like that, better than a pride of lions.
It's not really pride, is it, it's more of a snuggle.
Here's a pic with a cow trying to communicate telepathycally with my daughter... now I can understand lots of things!
http://flickr.com/photos/surfzone/2913730827/
This is when lions look like REALLY big kittehs - when they do the eye-squeezies!
Funny pics and captions!
That is just too dog-gun funny! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
That's cat stacking taken to a new extreme.
The Puppeh Rifle (tm) is a weapon that only the Master Chief can use. Imageine - every time you fire it, you have to put a dog's butt right up against your face!
My hovertext for the second one woulda been the ol' "In Soviet Russia, beef tastes YOU!"
I think on of those lions is violating the "no-nads" guideline. Hee hee!
i have a similar weapon , its a Fuzzooka! Mine is cat tho
[geek]
[hrumph]
While the collective noun for lions is indeed a "pride", MyDragon, when cats of any species exhibit behaviour of this type it is known by zoologists as a phloompf. While this might sound onomatapeic, the term was coined in recognition of the Austrian zoologist Dr. Ernst Phloompf of the University of Salzburg who first observed this behaviour in the lions of the Serengeti during his 1884-85 expedition. Hitherto it had been believed that lions slept only in a linear manner (rather than the nuclear fashioned observed here).
If you're a fan of David Attenborough you can hear him use this expression in his series The Trials of Life, episode 4:
"And heah, fah out on the African plains, we encounter that most majestic of predators, the lion. Social in his living arrangements, it is not uncommon to encounter an entire family in a comfortable after-dinner phloompf as they digest a wildebeeste."
[/geek]
you are keeding mee with the pfloomph, no???
Guess what? Doggie butt.
Love the cow pic. Reminds me of the horse nomming on a cats ear...
I *never* kid about the pfloomph.
"Flumphs are depicted as similar in appearance to jellyfish. However they move through air rather than water, and unlike jellyfish have eyes on stalks.
Flumphs are said to be completely helpless if flipped on to their 'back'."
@Tony James, you are der Phloompf-bomb.
Paunchi: [url=http://www.80snostalgia.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Reviews&file=index&req=showcontent&id=86]Flumps?[/url]
(Mr.Teho - can you turn this into a clickylink if my BB coding doesn't do it? Thx :) )
Master Chief got a weapons upgrade???