Fightin' and One-Linin'
Tonight we dine... IN HELL! [Attacks]
Are you not ENTERTAINED!?
Are you feeling lucky, Punk!? [swipe swipe]
That’s it man! Game over Man, game over! [Ffffffft fffffft!]
You're the disease—AND I'M THE CURE! [Say in Sly Stallone slur]
Go ahead. Make my day.
Hasta La Vista Fabiana T.!
[PS -- this is an Encore Presentayshe. Hi Baffle! - Ed.]
What is this world of twin beds and pillows?
Whoopsie! Kitteh fell for it, hook, line & croc.
The Kittenator! I wanna snorf that lil' spotty belly!
Ack.#um*..glrpp^%..eep!!
Unable. To. String. Together. Coherent. Sentence.
Final pic = Awsum ninja skills - kitteh has dem :)
Oh - and that slightly spotted belleh in the first pic? Killd me. Ded.
Iiiiiiii will RUUULE YOU!! (hollered in best Oliver Platt voice)
that last one is ridiculous!
WOW
Sweet!
Looks like Japanese roll-up bedding to me...maybe with the kind of tatami woven mats where you take off your shoes...It's the battle of Samurai Cat and Croc-y-Yaki...
oh no its godzilla vs. catuman!!!!!!
Who will save us?!?!?!
There are no words to express the level of happiness this kittens unbridled joy has brought to my morning.
: )
OMG - Wonderful, fabulous, fantabulous FUN! Pure fun. I want some.
OMG. The knees/feet combo in piccy #5 is lethal. LETHAL!!!!!!!!!
ZOMG this brought me back to when my guys were that small. Tee hee. LOVE the poufy tail in the 4th one. Poufy tail! Poufy tail!
Er. That is all.
Wow, love the small round patch of spottedness on the lower belly!! These pictures have made me very happy this morning.
Everything they said, plus I want me that crocodile!
If you look at the edges, they are not bound like traditional tatami mats. This just looks like some organic throw rug.
This kitty is the spitting image of one of mine when he was a baby, and he looks just as energetic and crazy. The litte guy used to practically do backflips when he played with toys on strings. He's still a little maniacal when he gets into his toys now.
And my personal favorite - his belly spots! Just makes me want to snorgle him there.
That spirit and craziness in kittens is so adorable !! so unbridled and wacky.. love it
Monty Python ref FTW!
Pic # 2 is already on cheezburger!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/05/funny-pictures-croiky-wut-a-beaut/
Meg, you are on FI-YAH with your fabulous captions today!
The pics - fatally PROSH; the captions - catastrophically hilare!
Lead Male Dancer, Binky Barishnikov partners Prima ballerina asolouta Leticia Lizard, in a yearning pas de deux from Peleas and Melisande, by Catachurian.
I love the fifth pic -- kitty looks like he's snorgling the croc's belly!!!
Thanks, Pheas!! \o/
Hey, that's Baffle! You can find him on Flickr (2006). He's prolly way full grown now, and the Korean croc is dust: "Found at 3 weeks old, alone and crying in an alley behind our apartment building in Cairo.
"Crocodile hunter. Dog fighter. Beer drinker. Part-time ninja. Baffle has been known by many epithets. Scrappy, resourceful, fluffy, he ruthlessly stole his way into our hearts, knowing all along that we were his ticket off the mean Egyptian streets and into the sweet life of suburban Ohio."
Those are just hilarious!!! Especially the 3rd and last ones. And I love the snorgle in pic 5. Cats are nuts!
Pic 3, definitely the best. My own cat still does this when she gets all riled up, like she can't decide which end to attack from.
the last pic is brilliant and impossible
we shall all own bungee lizards for our kittehs soon
Oh man, this is a rerun, but it's a good 'un to be sure. It's Dmitry's little Baffle kitty, fighting the vicious stuffed crocodile. Good times, good times.
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/07/baffle_versus_t_1.html
Oh, let me count the ways that I love dis' kitteh...
1,2,3....
(added note to post, yay)
GO KITTY GO! this makes me so happy LOL! great bunch of pictures.
Spunky, spunky!
It's too bad the Olympics are over because All of the judges would have given kitteh a GOLD MEDAL!!!
I wonder if the very last scene would have been the kitteh innocently lickin' paw like nothing ever happen; then a little tail swish of adrenaline.
Yesh! I amember Baffle. He's so athletical. And yeah, he's already been on Cheezburger before too.
Tummeh spot... *faints*
*fallsoffthechair*
Too. Much.
Pic #2: Is that a violation of the "No Nads" policy I see?
My Zora has a fishie (filled with catnip, of course) that she will attack like this. If I "cast" it into the top of her cat perch, she grab it and try to take it to the floor. She has actually hung in midair while holding onto the fishie, while it's still attached to the pole I'm holding! Too funny!
One photo grabbed for ICANHASCHEEZBURGER this very day, with Steve Irwin reference. It just so happens that yesterday was the 2nd anniversary of CrocHunter's untimely demise.
cboone, has it really been two years already?? It seems less than that!
picture #5 = hugglez
I am quite jealous of the quality of the pictures... couldn't have been easy!
Baffle was the cutest kitten that ever has been, and this is just further evidence of it.
Also, the person who adopted him is a GREAT photographer. Wow.
That last pic kills me.
One of my favorite posts ever. Thanks for the rerun!
Where can I learn to take pictures like this?! That is some crazy good photography...
So for one tiny, feisty kitty, we got inspired references to...
Scarface
Gladiator
The Terminator
Dirty Harry
Sudden Impact
Aliens
A Few Good Men
Cobra
Did I miss any? ;)
Minutiae -- better add these: 300, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (twice), about twenty assorted Schwarzenegger movies (due to trademark catchphrase), and (separately) Terminator 2, baby!
@Minutiae - You missed 300 (the dining in hell quote). ;-)
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