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Sep 28, 2008

Breaking News Bulletin!

MEYRIN, Switzerland — More troubles befell the Large Hadron Collider, buried beneath the Swiss-French border, when a trio of puppies were sucked into the particle stream through an air intake and were accidentally fused.  Although the puppies appear to be healthy, doctors caution that certain activities, such as fetch-the-stick, may become more complicated.

... and number twos?  Seriously, you don't want to know.

Can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Jenny J.

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Cerberus puppy! Ehn!

Summer
 |  Sep 28, 2008 at 10:57 PM

See ? SEE ? I TOLD you it was dangerous. :-)

Poohbear
 |  Sep 28, 2008 at 11:04 PM

the one facing forward...that face looks so human it's a little frightening D:

fightinfilipino
 |  Sep 28, 2008 at 11:12 PM

attempts would be futile
not to mention plain brutal
to separate each labradoodle
from this cuddly caboodle

anyway. why not? we have siamese kittens, right?

Michelle S
 |  Sep 28, 2008 at 11:22 PM

that pup in front is peering into my soul! take me. i'm yours, blue-eyed pupmaster!

cheryl
 |  Sep 28, 2008 at 11:23 PM

So, this is how the destruction of the planet begins. Will this Dog Accretion Phenomenon (DAP) cause ALL dogs to fuse into triples? Or just curly-haired, blue-eyed ones?

Von Zeppelin
 |  Sep 28, 2008 at 11:38 PM

What happens if you collide a kitty and a puppy and a bunny? Like maybe the cutest animal ever??? Don't ya think?

KittyAdventures
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 12:04 AM

huh. this is three puppies right? with little puppy butts... so it only looks like there's one butt and three little faces.

didi
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 12:12 AM

I dunno guys, the puppah in the middle looks rather worried. Obviously she is uncomfortable with the situation! and I simply can't nuff here, not even in just. Too cute!

platedlizard
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 12:22 AM

Finally, scientific research pays off!

berthaservant
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 12:48 AM

@didi : was that 'one butt and three little feces' ? (Oops.) And didn't NomTom change his cap-shon, something about nr 2 ? Thought that was funny - am I still lol'ing at toilet humor? *shakes head in disbelief*

Poohbear
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 01:46 AM

Beware the Black Hole of Cuteness!

260Oakley
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 03:52 AM

The middle puppy knows ever sin I have ever committed.

darkshines
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 03:55 AM

Somehow Cerberus seemed to have that bit more style about it :P

Tymell
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 04:10 AM

A big chocolate snorgledoodle!

snorglepup
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 04:37 AM

Cerberus wasn't ALWAYS a bad dog.

Minya
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 04:50 AM

so THAT'S how Cerberus came about! I didn't know the ancient Greeks had Hadron colliders...

Caitlin
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 04:51 AM

Now THAT is cute! You may deliver it to Connecticut, thank you, I'll take very good care of them (it).
Caitlin, except they called them large Hadrian Colliders back then... I think...yeah, Romans, Greeks-hey, the pun is there....

Katrina
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 05:06 AM

That's not Cerberus--that's FLUFFY! He obviously got away from Hagrid...

Leilani
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 05:18 AM

Does anyone know what kind of dog that is?

Jackie
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 05:41 AM

Katrina: Hadrian Colliders?
BWAH HAHHAHAHAH!!!

He was the biggest philhellene of 'em all, anyways.....

If this is what guards the entrance to Hades, I got mah drachmas for the voiyage right HEEYAH!

Capt' Tightpants
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 05:44 AM

Capt. Tightpants- what do you think they retrieve from the River, Styx? (Ba DUM bum).
Chew on that for a while smartypants! (Two puns, no waiting!)

Katrina
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 05:49 AM

Um, I wrote a response to Cap't Tightpants,and everyone else, too and I don't see it. Oh, flern......maybe it will show up-Theo? Did it register? It was one of my better postings, that's why the questions.

Katrina
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 05:56 AM

"Thank you Good CO fairy"; whoever you are!

Katrina
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 05:58 AM

I don't think Hagrid would want this one, it's too cute. Not enough fangs.

starling
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:00 AM

Katrina, I think I love you.
In a platonic, girly, let's hang out and watch lots of Buffy together sort of way, of course.

I'll bring the fluffy Cerberus puppies.

Capt' Tightpants
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:02 AM

PS: These look exactly like the kind of dog my stuffed animal friend is modeled after.

I've had him forever, and often cannot sleep without him.

I named him Chewbacca.

Capt' Tightpants
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:03 AM

'Twas ever a Hydra so frightening, so intimidating -- so snorgable?!

ThreeCatNight
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:07 AM

Jackie: I think they are labradoodle pups, ie, a poodle-labrador cross. The chocolate or cafe-colored ones sometimes have those lovely light eyes. Their coat is hypo-allergenic and their intelligence and patience makes them great guide dogs. (we're getting a labradoodle next spring, so excited!)

Annie
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:09 AM

Labradoodle nuthin'. These are triple-chocolate schnickerdoodles.

Theo
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:20 AM

Is it just me, or does anyone else see Paul Newman gazing soulfully out of that cool blue eye?

SoCalSis
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:31 AM

Why thank you, Cap't Tighpants-love is love,and I appreciate it. Yes, I watch Buffy and now I even watch Angel, to soothe the cravings.

Triple chocolate Snickerdoodles, there goes my diet today..I never realized until THIS diet that there can be "food suggestions earworms" too! Suggestions, intended or not, that stick with one and create cravings. BEWARE!!
However I'm going to my Gastroenterologist in 10 minutes, so maybe I'm saved.I'm sure he'll have some advice that will kick this earworm out the door!
Totalee Puppy- no, I'm not cheating on you, we can all be friends-pass the dry popcorn, please.

Katrina
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:54 AM

They're lovely! I love the fur...it looks so soft.

Kats
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 07:08 AM

Cerberus pup is ashamed face for giving into peer pressure and getting the perm.

chanpon
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 07:09 AM

They are so cute! Love those curly coats! :)

Brenda
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 07:42 AM

SoCalSis: I totally see it!

Michelle S
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 08:09 AM

How come even h3ll has better-looking wooden floors than me?

karen
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 10:13 AM

Annie: Thanks for the tip! I wants one...or two...or three. Or maybe I'll just order one Labradoodle and one Triple-chocolate schnickerdoodle because that also sounds very appetizing....

Jackie
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 10:27 AM

hey I'm no scientist but I thought that thing was suppose to splice stuff not stick them together! They are cute though!

Lourdes
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 01:18 PM

Starling, this is just the larval stage.

Patito Gigante
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 02:59 PM

it's totally 'shopped! *snerk*

Katrina -- I live in CT too! It's good to know one of my fav. CO (grammar love!) is in the vicinity.

anner
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 03:31 PM

anner- ya know where they used to make all that silverware? I'm there. YOU?

Katrina
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 04:37 PM

Another puppeh I could have... not allergenic you say?! So, I could have a Bichon and/or a Labradoodle?! Cool! Now I just need a place for him/her/them... visualizing new apartment...

Boomer's Babysitter
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 04:41 PM

Those puppies are so incredibly cute.

zandor
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 05:02 PM

Katrina...I'm not sure I know. I've only been here a few years. But I'm in...the one with Yale!

anner
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:13 PM

ok...i think i may have figured it out...which means you're not far away!

anner
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:14 PM

Hey anner and Katrina!

We used to live in Middletown, back in the 90's. We LOVED CT. Awesome place. We still reminisce about The Black Seal in Essex.

I know where Yale is, but where did they make silverware?

momof2kitties
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:31 PM

momo2k -- i lived in middletown for 4 years, the 2nd two for grad school. it's kind of crime-ridden these days. Essex is lovely though!

anner
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:37 PM

@anner: Wesleyan? Such a pretty campus.

I think we would have moved by now, if we were still there. We didn't have kids then, but now we have three and I seem to recall that Middletown's schools weren't the best. We still have friends in Cheshire and West Hartford, though. We miss it!!

momof2kitties
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 06:46 PM

My God they are perfection! Those eyes...I melt!

Marie
 |  Sep 29, 2008 at 10:21 PM

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