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Aug 03, 2008

Confucius Otter Say

[Pats paws together]

He who run through airport naked is going to Bangkok.


Luis F. That's good, er, advice.

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*SNORT* and groan.. lol BUT a very cute little confucious indeed.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 08:06 AM

The triangular nose!!!!!

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 08:11 AM

No, no, no - it's "Man who walks through airport turnstile backwards is going to Bangkok!" The otter's just perfect as he is, though.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 08:18 AM

Confucious Otter say: Elevator smell different to "little person".

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 08:48 AM



Oh man.



 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 08:55 AM

Confucious Otter also say: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot."

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 08:57 AM

Picture cute, caption not. I've enjoyed the cute for the past year or so, but sometimes I just don't enjoy the rest of the stuff that goes along with. Yeah, it's my problem, so I just wanted to you let you know you've got one less subscriber.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 08:58 AM

Loooove the rollover text...

Karen in Toronto
 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:04 AM

the internet: for every statement made, there is someone waiting to be offended.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:07 AM

Cool otter :) Does look like he's contemplating indeed.

And Connie: You know, you can just look at the pictures and not the caption :)

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:09 AM

Awww, dangit (can you say that on the Lord's day?), Karen in Toronto stole my comment. Love the hovertext!

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:09 AM

re: connie's pun offensisensitivity:

I think she felt guilty 'cuz for a moment she enjoyed the visual ;-) and well as understanding it! Tusk, tusk.

"Why I otter . . . "

More cuteness for the rest of us to share, then! Pass the ham, pls. Ta.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:17 AM

*siiiigh* If only to swim (float) with the otters...

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:18 AM

Is anyone else with me on this: I'd gladly dive into the icy cold waters of the northern pacific to snorgle a sea otter.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:22 AM

Michelle: I wish I could automatically say "yes," but having lived here my whole life, I must be truthful and say that diving into the Northern Pacific waters would give me "paws."

However, he can visit my bathtub at any time, and I will gladly snorgle for the duration. I wonder: Does was otter smell better than wet doggie?

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:29 AM

What's more fun than notty otter puns? Indignant prudes that are offended by notty otter puns. :) :)

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:38 AM

cute pic.

racist and offensive joke.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 09:41 AM

Keep the off-color jokes coming. I laughed. It keeps CO from being totally sickly-sweet, which oddly enough contributes to its charm. My head asplode.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 10:06 AM

Confuscious Otter say, "Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand."

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 10:19 AM

I laugh at "confucious say" jokes all the time...and I'm Asian...but I'm also a horrible individual, so I guess that doesn't count. Methinks otter looks more like he's sleeping than confucing.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 10:20 AM

Did you know that sea otter's fur has a density of 1 million hair per square inch? (learned that at Monterey Bay aquarium)

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 10:23 AM

LOL My DH took one look and declared this otter looks like a James Bond villain.

"So, Mr Bond, we meet again."

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 10:49 AM


 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 10:52 AM

Oh, and confucious also say "he who does not laugh at himself is an ignoramous".

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 10:55 AM

I love all the cutenss CO has to offer, but this joke is a real let down.
I'm half Thai and I'm over the fact that anything related to nudity or sex has to be tied to Bangkok or Thailand.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Whoa, hold the overinterpretation. Cath, I don't think you even got the joke- it has nothing to do with the city, and everything to do with the phonetic spelling of the punchline.

I'm a super-PC person, but I didn't find it offensive at all. It did, however, take me a second reading to "get" it. And then I laughed.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 11:10 AM

Cute ^ ^; I don't find it offensive at all.. we were telling jokes like this in gradeschool so.. ^^; The only reaction you got out of me was "aww cute.. and *groans*" lol

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 11:19 AM

Hilarious! I'm glad Meg's jokes are getting more and more "offensive." CO would be just another saccharine site if it weren't for Meg's exceptional humor!

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 11:20 AM

If I could plunge into the water and play with the otters I would soon be blue, but others would be green with envy! As long as there is a nice C.O. rescue person waiting for my chattering teeth to utter the words "get me out of here," I think I'd do it. Brrrr. Fuuuuzzzz. Wet fuzz, but fuzz!

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 11:38 AM

I don't really get it, but it was kinda funny anyway. And if he who does not laugh himself is an ignoramus, then I am a genius.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 11:45 AM

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 11:46 AM

Crazyweinerdoglady Wisdom: World is too damn sensitive, too easily offended.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 12:05 PM

I've read the one-liner 5 times already and if I do it 5 more times, I still don't think I'll get it...


 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 12:17 PM

taj, that is awesome! :D

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 12:20 PM

bang co**

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 12:20 PM

omg, I lurve confuscious jokes!! keep 'em coming!

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 12:23 PM

Confucius say:-
Man who take girl up mountain not on level.
Hon Glad say:- Jason Hackwith,Malinki, Taj. You nearly made me p**s myself.
Katrina: Shall we send one of the hunks from the (yet to be printed) CO hunky rescuers calendar.

Well guys, what are we going to do about the loss of Connie? I mean the whole fragile fabric of CO will collapse. (Not)

Hon Glad
 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 12:52 PM

milky- put your mind in the gutter.

it has nothing to do with the city and everything to do with the lower anatomy of a man.

and- as girlnextdoor mentioned- it's a phonetics joke on the last word...

how's that?

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 01:00 PM

Hon Glad, I can't honestly take the credit, originally it was a joke written by John Sanford, a.k.a. Fred Sanford of Sanford and Son, a.k.a. the great Redd Foxx.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 01:17 PM

I love these creatures! They're ingenious, I love how they tie a piece of seaweed around their middles to sleep so they don't drift away! Love them :)

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 01:38 PM

sonora - reeeelly?

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 01:45 PM

Sea otter so cute, sweet, snorgle-able, all around super fluffiness!

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 01:47 PM

The only thing missing from this caption is a *gong* at the end. Pretty brill, Meg. Love it.

And amen to the wise Jezebel. So so true!!

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 02:05 PM

Floofy or wet-fuzz otterer
one (or two!) CO calendar rescue hunks
my head 'sploding.

***BRING IT AWN!!!!**

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 02:43 PM

Confucius Otter Also Say:

"Man who run in front of car get tired."


 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 02:48 PM

Confucius Otter Also Say:

"Man who run behind car get exhausted."


 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 02:52 PM

Confucius Otter is anerable.

And possibly in 3rd-4th grade.

charliewabba: Really! Not like a knot-knot, but they wrap/tangle themselves in kelp fronds so they'll stay in about the same place while they sleep.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 03:07 PM

I like the caption, I like the fan added jokes, and I like the otter facts. Thumbs up all around!

Confucius say: Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 03:30 PM

crafty little devils. Next thing you know, they'll be taching htemselves macrame and making plant hangers. evil. evil.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 03:47 PM

i mean teaching themselves.
and I don't even have a parrot on my wrist to blame for typos.

 |  Aug 03, 2008 at 03:48 PM

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