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Jul 18, 2008

You are cordially invited to a Sunbeam Chew

Hallô Cherie.

Eet has been a while seence I haf done zees accent. You meessed eet. You meessed moi, I can tell by zuh look in those infinite pools you call eyes. You must join moi in zuh sunbeam for a chew. We chew zuh toy togezère.

Your noms, zey are so petite!

Your muzzlepowshe she ees reflected in zuh blue plastique!

Your companie, eet ees like a fiery Gauloise cigarette, making me dizzy wis love!

And now, just let me kees [puts paw over your mouth in 'ssssh!' position]

Holy Charm-a-thon, Tammy!

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That looks like a less fuzzy version of my mom's little Meggie.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 01:40 PM

Ze camera szhnorf! Eet KEELS me! Zut alors.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 01:40 PM


Oh mah dearest pup, I vill join you in zuh sunbeam and ve shall snorgle! *beeps zuh nosie*

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 01:42 PM

omg she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute i love it

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 01:46 PM

Call me "aggressive", will you? I'll show you aggressive - I shall cute you all..TO DEATH.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 01:49 PM

I'd rather chew on the puppeh than the puppeh chew.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 01:57 PM

EAR NOMS. Hell yes!

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 01:59 PM

OH mon petit chou-chou! My leetle cabbage leaf!
But mon dieu, where eez your leetle black beret, eh?

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 02:02 PM

I see some feets in the background.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 02:04 PM

SPLODE ! ! ! ! Ker-thud ded

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 02:12 PM

Death by cuteness...

(_-_;) *facefaults*

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 02:30 PM

Mon cherie, iz zat a wirehairedd wiener? Oh lala.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 02:48 PM

I HAVE missed zee accent!! But I have to say, the pug with the beret did it better than most! Not to say I wouldn't nom-nom on this little guy.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 02:49 PM

Ahhh! Dachsie!

fish eye no miko
 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 02:53 PM


Annie J
 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 02:57 PM

Li'l pipe cleaner with button eyes!!

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 03:20 PM

wantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwantwant ....pwease........

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 03:23 PM

Deed I read zee entire capshun aloud? Yes, I deed.

Deed my boyfriend look at me like I was cray-zee? Yes. Yes, he deed.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 03:30 PM

Charles Boyer doxie?
Chevalier doxie?
Belmondo doxie?

But when the dog starts watching Jerry Lewis movies, I'm leaving.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 03:31 PM

A WEENIE!!!!!!!!

nomnomnomnomnom on doze ears!

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 04:01 PM

Aww, vous etes un KYOOT petite enfant chien! Mais votre accent pas tres bien, nes pas? ;) (Je plaisante)

I want a little doggie!

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 04:05 PM

Truffle nose. ;)

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 04:12 PM

hehehe my Jedi has the same chewie, and he lubors it!

Saint Stryfe
 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 04:57 PM

shhhh wee Dachshund is sleepy.............shhhh...

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 05:20 PM

OH MY! how sweet! you just can't help but fall in love @_@

winnie foster
 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 05:27 PM

Jenny -

I am so glad dat I wasz not zee onlee one who read zee capshun out loud.

Love the accent, Meg, and thank you for the sunshine chew!

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 05:37 PM

Ok Seriously people, what kind of little treasure is that? Because someday, when my cat-who-vetos-all-discussions-of-me-getting-a-puppy is gone, I would like one of these.

Mary (the first)
 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 05:37 PM

Second photo is killing me with cuteness.

On the not-so-good side...Dachshunds are the meanest breed of dog, followed by chihuahuas, followed by Jack Russells. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2254479/Sausage-dogs-are-the-most-aggressive-dogs.html However, I think it's more the fault of owners who spoil small dogs like infants, whereas large dogs are taken more seriously and trained better - rather than genetics.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 07:15 PM

Xenoblogista, thanks for reintroducing last week's heated debate. Sheesh. And, commentroversy...begin!

warrior rabbit
 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 07:23 PM

Mon petit chou, what big eyes you have!

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 07:37 PM

look at that little licorice nose! I'm in love!

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 08:46 PM

Mary (the first)

She looks a lot like my wirehair dachshund did as a pup. She just hasn't grown into her adult coat yet. I'm thinking she's either black and tan, or "wildboar" color.


 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 08:55 PM

I had to send it to someone special... J'aime le petit chien, bien sur!

Boomer's Babysitter
 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 09:31 PM

you know....people feet are NOT as cute as puppehs.

and i LOVE her collar. =)

i'd nom with her any day.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 09:59 PM

I am fully under her spell.

Luh-ve the chew toy btw!

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 10:26 PM

Mon Dieu, that's the cutest little pup I've ever seen. Tell him to come over to my place anytime.

 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 11:08 PM

No one does Frawnch quite as well as our fearless leader. Who, by the way is hiding under Theo's bed, too scared to come out. We try zer Frawnch, we fail.
Yep XENO, you have opened, a whole can o' worms. I totaly agree with the Teglegraph's article. We have a cookery programme here, with Rick Stein, who has several restaurants in Padstow Cornwall, the locals call it Padstein. Anyhoo, he has a Jack Russell, called Chlalkie, that when they are filming used to travell wth Rick. There were lots of shots of, Chalkie, having a go at people other dogs etc.

Hon Glad
 |  Jul 18, 2008 at 11:18 PM

Ze ears, ze eyes, ze beepable noz... zey ahr keeling moi!!!

Een honeur of zees beeeeyoootiful Frawnch puppeh... a Frawnch meal. Frawch toast, Frawnch fries, Frawch dressing, and to drink, Peru.

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 01:57 AM

Mon Dieu! Le petit chien pas TRES CUTE!

*realises she has run out of French vocabulary*

Zee puppeh-dawg eyes, zee nommabuhl earz, zee tiny pawz... ze keel me.

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 02:58 AM

I have been conquered - weinie puppeh I am yours!

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 04:04 AM

Notice the daintily crossed legs in the first photo. This puppeh is way cute!

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 04:18 AM

Ze dachshunt, 'e shood 'ave Szjerman accent, non?

Oooh, ze eyezes!


 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 04:38 AM

oh, haaaaaallo my leetle snooglepaaaaaws. *nom nom nom*

so cute! i used to use the fake "Fraaaanche" accent when i talked for my ex's cat. i was convinced he spoke in a very bad, Pepe Le Pew type accent.

i just want to snooooorgle his little face!

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 07:28 AM

Your dog is sooooooooo cute!!!!!

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 08:10 AM


 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 08:20 AM

OMG, that first picture! The giant sweet puppy eyes, the fuzzy little ears, the open mouth ready to nom, I nearly passed out from the QTE! Well done, Meg! Oh brave new world, that has such puppies in it! Yeah, I think I'll stick around.

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 08:54 AM

Nice to read Erebella, now what about your Ocicat?

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 09:07 AM

That's so cute!

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 10:41 AM

I love that her little eye brows match her muzzlepooche!

keees meeee!! smoochie!

Nice large monty pythonesque human foot there....

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 11:18 AM

You mean my Chloe Zoe Sugar Baby?

I've got a sweet Chloe Zoe kitty
She's small and striped but kinda shitty
She talks a lot and she's awfully pretty
She's my Chloe kitty!

I composed that after a few beers one night - like? She's hunky dory, the spoiled little stinker.

 |  Jul 19, 2008 at 11:18 AM

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