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Jul 06, 2008

Going postal on Bunday

The BunMaster 3000® can open junk mail at lightening speeds. Set on Super-Fast Nomming, you can throw out that donation request from your alma mater faster than ever before.

Say 'Return to Sendah' in an Elvis voice, Donna B.!

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That... was awesome... lol.. I need one of those for work.. does it come in stainless steel??

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 06:05 AM

Perhaps I could replace my shredder, with a whole bunch of them :0)

Hon Glad
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 06:11 AM

Safe of the people to let their bun eat paper... but cute nonetheless.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 06:41 AM

Better than that power-eating shredder - this one is one clean, cute, green machine

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 06:41 AM

I lubs him. *happy sigh*

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 06:43 AM

Yum...paper! When I was in Catholic grade school, I had to make homemade brown paper bag bookcovers for all my books. I loved chewing on that brown paper. Must have been a vitamin deficiency, or the nuns stressed me out so much I was chewing on that so as not to smack the living daylights out of them (whoa...looots o' mortal sins!!) This bun seems to just enjoy eating it, though.

M. V.
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 06:44 AM

Does Staples sell them nationwide now? I want one!

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 06:52 AM


My guinea pigs used to do this! I didn't know bunnies did it too! AWESOME!!!!!!

Ann W.
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 07:01 AM

I got one of these. Problem is they use duracel batteries only and where you have to stick the batteries leaves something to be desired

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 07:07 AM

That was SO cool!

J. Bo
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 07:18 AM

Bunnies have practical office applications!

Although he really shouldn't be allowed to EAT the paper.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 07:52 AM

OMG, lol!!! that is adorable!!!

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:10 AM

AWESOME! (That's the first thing I said.)

And, I used to eat paper too when I was in Catholic school! I never attributed it to the nuns, but just being a weird kid. I suppose little kid digestive systems aren't the same as buns' digstive systems, but I DID grow up to be a normal CO-obsessed adult....

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:10 AM

Countdown to "OMG YOU LET YOUR RABBIT EAT PAPER BUNNY ABUSE ELEVENTYONE!!!!" in 5...4...3...2...1...

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:13 AM

cute and practical!

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:22 AM

What a cute and cuddly letter opener! 8-}

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:22 AM

That was awesome. I need one of those for my house.

Rachel Sweeden
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:23 AM

This is sooo cute!!...and just for a little info, it's okay for rabbits to eat paper, it doesn't hurt them and they like it. (I have 3 buns of my own) They can eat cardboard, and tissue too.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:24 AM

(slaps forehead with hand that the topic of safety even came up at all, in the third comment)

Keith Handy
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:37 AM

BunBun's talent is exceeded only by his fantastically good looks. Buns could rule the world, you know. :)

an ony mous
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:46 AM

He even pulls off the little strip of paper. Must be the deluxe model.

Melissa H.
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 08:51 AM

This post is made of win.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 09:06 AM

i protest! what if that poor bunny got a paper cut on his tongue while performing this task?! it's a disgrace, i tell ya- when people can't even open their own darn mail...*

(*for all you literal peeps out there- this is a joke.)

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 09:10 AM

omg i have no idea bunny eats paper.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 09:34 AM

Lol, my guinea pigs do this, but I didn't think of using them to open letters for me.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 09:39 AM

It's like something out of The Flintstones. Like, an all mammal version.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 09:40 AM

Awesome. Wish my bunny was that task-oriented; she's much more random about her paper-eating. Oh, except for that laser-like focus for the important papers you don't want her to nibble on.

And for those obviously-non-rabbit-owning people who strangely think that paper is bad? It's fine. It's not only fine, it's adorable!

warrior rabbit
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 09:44 AM

The audio is the best. Darn, sounds like Mr. McBun has some power in dem bunneh teefs! Keep fingers clear!

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 10:12 AM

No thanks, I'll stick to a regular letter opener. I don't need a bunny disapproving of my mail as he's opening it, "Tsk tsk, your credit card bill is a bit high this month."

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 10:36 AM

"Hello, Office Mega Supply Shop, Can I help you?"

"I need a bunny to open my mail"

"We have letter openers, and battery powered letter openers, we have something shaped like a bunny over in School Supplies."

"No I need an ACtual Fluffy bunny, with a disapproving nose, to open my mail."

"Like a rabbit ma'am?"

"yes, a rabbit."

"You need to go to a pet store then ma'am."

"But it opens mail, it's an office supply."

.... I think I better stop now....

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 10:50 AM

In before preemptive posts against abuse allegations!! Wait...darn.

Anyway, this is an example of perceived obsolescence: your old letter opener was working just fine, but you convinced yourself that there's a problem with it just so that you could get a new fluffy and cute letter opener.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 10:58 AM

ohhh my that bunnle reminds me of one i had way back when named nestle because he was chocolate colored like that one. different shades of chocolate. had to give nestle away due to the attraction of snakes and a daycare next door. those don't mix. miss that bun bun.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 11:13 AM

so cute!!!!!!! my meowmaster 650 pales in comparison :(

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 11:15 AM

That's adorable! And very efficient. :)

Christine H
 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 11:29 AM

OMG marie_n! I had a guinea pig named Nestle for the exact same reason, chocolate colored animals are awesome. My bunny used to love eating paper and the cardboard toilet paper tubes. Never crossed my mind to have him open my mail for me.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 11:46 AM


Lurve the soundtrack: like popping bubblewrap veryveryvery fast.

And offensisensitivity strikes again: paper is CELLULOSE, people, a foodgroup for buns, therefore, their digestive system evolved so that they could become office workers. . . (shifty eyes at the thought could be a PhD thesis: mwahahaha evil-in-a-good-way scientist laugh)

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 11:51 AM

Another thing bunnies do to help out around the house is eat dead leaves that fall off your plants. They really do earn their keep.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 12:03 PM

dub1, I thought it sounded like a manual typewriter :)

Best home-office tax writeoff EVER.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 12:11 PM

Talk to me when you graduate son. There will always be a job for you in the mail room at Acme Corp.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 12:12 PM

Sure, paper is cellulose, but most office paper is bleached and treated with chemicals. I'm just saying that most of the time they need something more natural to chew. My bunny always liked sticks. Bark was his favorite.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 12:23 PM

i just convinced my hubby to get one of those because they are fully tax deductible as an office tool

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 12:25 PM

I seethe in jealousy. My letter opener can only be used to stab people with, I can't pet it!

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 12:25 PM

Melissa H: Deluxe Model -- LOL!

Nice to see Bun is enjoying a high fiber diet.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 12:45 PM

I just found a second rabbit letter opener -- this one doesn't eat the paper, he just 'perforates' it for his 'boss.'

So there are two models, that we know of...


 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 12:51 PM

turbofloof- how creepy that you mention eating paper while in catholic school... i did the exact same thing, and also attended catholic school. i do attribute it to the nuns though, and partly to the fact that there was no way to sneak candy past those little ruler wielding ladies in habits.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 01:02 PM

Is there a paper-shredder version? I mean, I already have one but it's not cute OR fluffy. Intolerable working conditions...grumble...grumble.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 01:03 PM

LOL!!! I so need one of these for home and work!

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 01:16 PM

Maii torbii Purrzhun catgurrul duz tihs tew!

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 02:44 PM

Yah... envelopes are so dangerous that they should be kept under the bathroom sink with one of those child safety things that you have to hold down to open the cabinets.. which by the way is really hard to do at 3AM when you are looking for TP....

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 05:00 PM

Best desk accessory EVER.

 |  Jul 06, 2008 at 05:01 PM

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