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How to pee up a tree with great difficulty.
Double you.
Tea.
Heff???
Huh. This actually seems to be a common piddling technique amongst toy-sized dogs.
*holds up a placard
9.8!
Um, the concern I would have is for the pee coming down and getting all over his fur.
It just seems an unsanitary way to do one's business, but I have to give this little guy props for his ingenuity :-)
Excellent handstand. Now let's try downward-facing dog!
Now I LOOOOVE pugs but I didn't really anticipate being greeted with pug butt just now. What a silly head.
Er... photoshopped? He's missing his back foot!!
Not shopped, he's not missink any feets!
I always wondered why some of those little guys do that??!!!!
OMG, Nai, he's missing his whole right-front leg, too!
Nai, he's not missing his back foot -- it just blends in perfectly with the tree!
I would be concerned about gravity taking effect and getting the pee in the dog's FACE! But then, I guess that's why he hold his face so far away from the rest of his body, huh?
Ehn!! If I could just get my pee a little higher....
Dogs are such weirdos!
I think his little foot is in under the bark of the tree.
this post is advice for the nuffs in the cats n racks post!
Whiskers -- LOL. Wasn't intentional, I assure you.
I'm suspicsh about that back footsie!
Common technique? Dogs are weirdos? Tell me some human trained him to do this, right? No dog would just up and do that on his own, right? Right???
And here all this time I thought only bats peed while upside down.....
He's scent-marking the tree to establish his territory. Gotta keep the bears away some how.
Okay. Now I want to see what happens next - does he fall over? Slide right into the Yoga "bridge" pose? Hm?
Little dogs actually do this on their own. I think there are a couple of reasons why they might - one is that they're trying to mark over a scent high enough up that it's hard to reach; the other is that piddling as high as you can to mark your turf in the way that makes you look as big and bad as possible is just kind of a male dog thing. I think bigger dogs would do this if their bodies were built in a way that made it possible.
he is totally about to give himself a golden shower.
i guess he likes the taste of his own lemonade :(
and about the "wheeeee" ----
gonads and strife. that's all.
Pug parkour???
What will they think of next?
Thanks, Cindylou. My mind is now officially boggled.
cindylou said it best, BUT, it isn't just males. My daughter's diminutive girl dog does this on her own and indeed, she winds up peeing on the backs of her front legs sometimes. Being impressive to the big dogs is worth washing your paws and arms frequently. It's fun to walk her and watch drivers skreech to a halt and watch in amazement.
welcome to cute overload, here is a pug anus for you
Candy -- let's just say there won't be an extreme close-up of this one.
This is hilarious! I had no idea this was somewhat common. I have to see this fer realz. Silly doggehs.
"The Art to Watering a Tree" by Dr.I.P. McPuggleson
ohh marie_n, you made my day.
"gonads in the lightning!"
I had a schnauzer who could walk on his front paws like that and - I'm 100% not joking here - poop on his own head. I think he was trying to pee so hard that he pooped. He did it 3 or 4 times in his life, always when there was snow on the ground.
i'm probably the only person that's watched that recently just for kicks.
that and all your base.
i was just trying to take it back to the olden days.
Gosh, Cindylou just beat me to a long post! Thanks!!! The higher your pee pee line, the more you own the place.
I have NEVER seen a dog do this though. I would probably crash my car if I saw it while driving!!
I normally eschew the scatalogical, but I can't help wondering how puggles makes #2 (and kind of glad to not know).
I have never seen this. I have learned something. Thank you, C.O. Thank you.
I just did the biggest double take ever, cricked my neck even.
What the heck????
Weirdo position pup, lol!
the first time i saw this little number from a poodle i laughed until i nearly wet myself. (standing right side up, of course.)
I have witnessed this... A relative of mine had a boston terrier (female) who peed like this, standing on her front legs. No tree needed, she would just pee like that in general.
HAHA that dog is out of control!
If you flip him 180 degrees, will he launch?
it looks like he is doing a ca-razy duty wine!!
Are you sure that isn't just a pencil sharpener? I want one for my cube!
I smell bung-holio.
Woo, is it Friday already?
@marie_n, what's better- Gonads or Schoolbus? I'm gonna hafta say schoolbus.
Leelee!!! That's a pencil Sharpener I'd sooner not have...it must be a real tight-arse...
yeepee, break-dance! yo! Give it up, to Puggy Gaggy the PUG!
I LOF U, my dearestness! Please come down the tree and eat biscuit with moi, mmmmkay?
Is it true that women lof pugs? Just a survey. I am in.