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Apr 11, 2008

Most controversial Cats 'n' Racks evar

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Nancy, it's a good thing you brought this to our attention, we've been just starved for commentroversies.

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awwwww kitty loves the........ uhhhh chestal appendages! yeah, that's it!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:34 AM

Oh noes... sexual harrasment in the workplace.. and from a cat noless.. shame, shame, shame...

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:34 AM

Hahah, he's making biscuits!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:34 AM



I don't really know what to say about that video

how about cute and weird?

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:36 AM

OH I know I know --

Mammary Mushing!!!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:36 AM

It almost looks like he's befuddled as to the difference between the squishy side and the not-so-squishy side.

Almost like testing a mattress.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:38 AM

Ouch ouch ouch ouch!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:38 AM

Making Boobie Biscuits!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:41 AM

Breast Cancer Awareness Kitty is worried about your health.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:43 AM

Mammary Mushing!! i love it!! Um, why is there no face attached to that torso?

[Some folks just prefer to keep their face off the internet - Ed.]

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:44 AM

I'm with Lezlee, that's looking like a mighty soremaking activity!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:44 AM

That's a cat who used to be a man who got his reincarnation wish :-) "They'll think it's sweet & funny if I was a kitteh!" Kitteh's have all the fun. Just hope the claws don't come out! POP! SSSSSSSssssssssss....

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:45 AM

Is kitty checking for lumps?

Silent Meow
 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:46 AM

Awww, he's helping her with her monthly breast exam, You can't beat those CAT scans!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:46 AM

ahh ha ha ha! that kittie's making muffin tops. as for the mommy, you go girl with your firm-looking ta tas.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:48 AM

Meg: OMG you have to make a LOLcat cartoon with that! :-)

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:48 AM

Kitty proves "funbags" are really just soft squishable bits, indistinguishable from other soft, squishable bits (blankets, other kitties' tummies, cat beds, the list goes on).

My cats have attempted to knead my boobage before, and usually I stop them, not because of the latent bestiality factor, but it is annoying, and I don't want my shirt snagged.

I agree with the "cute and weird" comment.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:55 AM

"First, we knead the dough ovah and ovah and ovah to get it juuuuuuust right..."

I sure hope that cat is declawed. OUCH!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:55 AM

Has to be a boy kitty lol.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:56 AM

I don't understand how that didn't hurt horribly.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:56 AM

Ahh, the life of a cat.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:57 AM

Does he have THUMBS?

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:58 AM

My Fiona isn't just a kneader, she's a nurser. If I'm seated for more than a minute or two, she hops in my lap, puts her face in my armpit, and proceeds to knead and suck on my shirt. I don't know if was weaned too early or if it's just a bonding/self-soothing thing or what. Anyway, I'm glad this kitteh is just a kneader, not a nurser, because that would be a little hard for his momma to explain to guests!

It's way cute and funny, though.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:58 AM

Kitteh, don't pop the implant!

Smalltown Mom
 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 06:58 AM

Now thats a happy kitty.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:01 AM

Hilarious! But, yeah, those claws gotta be too much. I had a cat that tried to knead on my nads when I was sleeping. I bolted upright, of course, scaring the cat, and considered wearing a cup to bed thereafter. Yikes.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:01 AM

All I am hoping is that the nipple was thoroughly protected in this instance. OUCH!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:02 AM

That's my kitty's second-favorite place to revisit his kittenhood. The favorite is the crook of my elbow. Yeah, Jasper's a little weird.

gloom raider
 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:05 AM

Instead of "Puss in Boots", it's the R-rated version, "Puss 'n Boobs". tee hee
Will I be censored for saying "boobs"? I wonder...

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:07 AM

Oh my virgin eyes! They burn! They burn!!!!!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:10 AM

this is creepy

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:11 AM

Haha. "Breast cancer awareness kitty" :D

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:12 AM

I had a cat who liked to do that. He even had similar markings to the little feller in the video. Thank Heaven for the invention of the padded bra!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:16 AM

I think maybe I'd better not contribute to the comment thread, this time...

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:16 AM

I just got a craving for biscuits...


My OCD kind of kicked in when the cat only focused on the one boobie though.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:18 AM

LOL well kitty is having himself a good old time isn't he.
Good thing she has on a padded bra otherwise ouch.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:18 AM

Heh. No matter where they are kneading, I love the faraway look they get in their eyes -- the look on this kitteh's face in the closeup is the same expression mine get when they are kneading on my sheepskin rug, or the afghan, or each other, or me, etc. Totally stoned and blissed-out. You gotta wonder what's going on in their little heads.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:19 AM

Ow. Claws. Ow.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:19 AM

I have a feeling the comments on this video are going to be far more interesting than the video.

I haven't even watched the video. But I'm gonna come back for the comments.

A thinker
 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:21 AM

Looks like their both sort of enjoying this, in a perverse way, because there's not a word of protest or pain from the owner. I know I wouldn't appreciate that kind of lactal kneading that much, although kitty is following his natural instincts. My cat Jessie does that, albeit on pillows (thank God - because he weighs about 13 pounds!). To each their own, I guess.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:23 AM

This isn't cute, just creepy.

Not sure what's odder, that someone lets their cat do this to their boobs, or that someone else thought it would be worth filming.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:28 AM

well, it makes sense.

kittens do that to the mum cat to release oxytocin, which encourages the milk let down reflex.

as they age it's just a comfort thing, which is why you see them do it to blankets and other shtoof.

erin, your Fiona may have been weaned too early or it was the only kitteh in the litter.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:30 AM

ha ha at Teho not commenting! ...... wonders why?
[Well, let's see, married heterosexual male, hmm... - Ed.]

this isn't creepy if you have ever owned cats - they like soft squishy things to squoosh - they get all dreamy and content... it's sweet and love.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:30 AM

Awww, kitty is being cute. Why the girl would want the kitty clawing a nice shirt is a separate question. I guess making biscuits doesn't require strength, but when I've had kitties accidentally walk or jump on my chest, it hurts!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:31 AM

rissu, and others, I am thrilled to learn that others call this "making biscuits". i thought that was just my own old West Virginia family-ism.

paz comments also much appreciated. i saw that and thought "that is a lot closer to the biological function of that behavior then making biscuits on a pillow or couch does". although it is rather weird to watch. perhaps i am a prude.

Budgie Blogger
 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:40 AM

One time when I was still breast-feeding my daughter I wasn't paying attention and let my cat do that to me. It worked as intended for cat moms, if you get my drift. I had to run and apply pressure to make it stop!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:43 AM

I love the content look on the kitty's face. My kitties love to make biscuits/cookies too. anywhere. my leg, my boobs, my tummy, blankets, pillows... whatever they can get their little paws on.

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:44 AM

OK, I can't let that one go without linking to this comic:
Two Lumps - http://www.twolumps.net/d/20080324.html

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:44 AM

But Teho your wit will be sorely missed ; )

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:45 AM

paz: I suspected it had to to with her being weaned too early, but I have no way of knowing since she was a Humane Society kitty. I never thought of her being the only kitten in the litter, though. Maybe that's why she's so attached. That's interesting, thanks!

 |  Apr 11, 2008 at 07:52 AM

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