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Jan 28, 2008

Ma'am, we're citing you for not having a carseat

Ma'am your Behbeh might fall off. Please get a car seat.

You're a 'bear'? Tell that to the Judge Ma'am.


Lori W., that bebeh has perfectly rounded 'tocks.

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More Polar Babies!

 |  Jan 28, 2008 at 11:34 PM

i havve no Idea what you are talking about Human, and if you really wanna make me mad........just keep talking

Leah B.
 |  Jan 28, 2008 at 11:36 PM

I will install a car seat when you idiots end global warming! Sign the Tokyo Accord!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 12:04 AM

The only thing cuter than a bear cub butt is a polar bear cub butt.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 01:25 AM

I don't mean to be all captain know it all 'look at me, i'm reading a book', but I think you'll find that the proper name for a baby bear is a Bearby.

Miss Helen
 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 03:26 AM

Miss Helen - perhaps, but I believe bearbeh would be more in the spirit of things ;)

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 05:01 AM

That title made me laugh...and then sigh...made me think of Ms. Spears.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 05:20 AM

McBearbehpantses, non?

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 05:58 AM

Mama Bear sez, "OK, I'll play Polar Express, again."

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 06:00 AM

Hey, ma. Can we go catch some seals again. Huh? Can we? Can we? Huh? Can we?

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 06:06 AM

Mama behr: u hang on tite and stop squirming and I will read you another chapter from Golden Compass when we getz to da snow cave!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 06:13 AM

Polar bear tocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesomely qte!

Benny's Mum
 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 06:27 AM


annnngh omg

My hubbins hates when I see bear cubs tho... for about 10 minutes I'm squealin'... "LIL BEAR... LIL BAAAAAYYYRR..." until I need to be sedated.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 06:56 AM

Such a little cutie! Hold on, little bear!

Miss Ruth
 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 06:56 AM

I can hear baby bear now..."ehn ehn [pant pant] eeehhhnnn!"

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 07:03 AM

Oh mah gah. That wee bear bum is to die. TO DIE! Kinda reminds me of when Pooh was stuck in the door to Rabbit's Howse.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 07:14 AM

That lil bear looks he came equipped with built in Pampers! What a cute bootie!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 07:26 AM

TOO CUTE!!!!! Wish Polar Bears weren't so darn ferocious though!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 07:39 AM

Jus chillin.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 07:47 AM

this is so cute I can't even begin to think of anything amusing to say.
In fact all the posts today are just overwhelmingly cute.
you'd think that this website was about, I dunno, cute stuff or something.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 08:11 AM

Well if that isn't the cutest thing ever... and I never would have believed it if I hadn't seen it.. and
anghhhh falls down dead from the cuteness.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 08:56 AM


Man, again your killin me with the caption.....

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 08:56 AM

go berthaslave, I was going to say something similar. what I hear on the news makes me sick. luckily also heard recently car companies are producing/developing "greener" products.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 09:25 AM

This should be in cute but sad. Every polar bear picture makes me want to cry because they're so wonderful and so many of them are drowning or starving to death. :(

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 09:55 AM

I Bcc-ed this image to all people in my address list for X-mass last year. Funny it shows up over here. :-)

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 10:16 AM

such a sweet little tuches. I want to squoooshe it.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 10:50 AM

hehe, the golden compass, my OH does an impression of the bear saying "you wish to ride me?". it's cute and sexy at the same time.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 11:12 AM

buildin those lil arm musk-els!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 11:16 AM

I have this picture on my cell phone! It came as part of a screen-saver that starts up when you open the phone. I'd sit and watch it, wait for this pic to come up, and show it to everyone. Always wanted an easier way to admire the cute. So glad someone has found and posted it! Thank you, thank you!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 11:24 AM

Ehn ehn! You'd think the mama would be more helpful.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 11:59 AM

Haha, lol @ pixie-stix. "Ehnnnnn!" XD

This bebeh has such round tocks...I bet it's super soft! Lol. Built-in diaper butt indeed! XD

Annie J
 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 01:27 PM

Awwww. This is a *perfic* example of rule number # 7!!!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 01:33 PM

baby bears are the cutest baby animals, period. gerbils and hamsters are cuter when they're adults, bunnies maintain a consistent level of cuteness, puppies and kittens are cliche...yep. it's baby bears for the win.

sometimes i wish i was a bear just so i could have cubs instead of smelly human babies.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 01:55 PM

and, if you care about the future of these magnificent animals, vote for an ecologically enlightened president in november.

just sayin'.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 01:58 PM

if we don't do something about global warming, these cute polar bears will become extinct and you will only have photos. remember, extinct is forever!!!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 02:31 PM

Hey. This looks like a Norbert Rosing or Paul Nicklen shot, for National Geographic.
Not to be a shill (full disclosure, I work at NG Image Collection), but you can buy prints like this through us, and part of the proceeds go to helpin' lil baby polar bears.
Check out ngsprints.com
Sales pitch OVER.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 02:33 PM

Thanks for the info. Herpantsness; nice to know my addiction to the cute can do more than produce slobber on my keyboard and incoherant baby babble.

I hope my prediction that "this world is goin' to hell in a hand basket" turns out to be false and that we will not lose another great species to extinction. I mean really, can we go on without tocks as cute as these? I think not!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 02:38 PM

I think not also, Sunnymum!
Thanks for the NGS site, "herpantsness" I'd love some official behbeh bear photos!

Mary (the first)
 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 02:43 PM



 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 03:15 PM

It is so perfectly round that British scientists use it to calibrate their instruments!

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 05:07 PM

Speaking of global warming and polar bears, is this the pic you're looking for? http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/07/funny-pictures-i-can-has-al-gore/

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 06:36 PM

Lol @ the "I can has Al Gore" photo! Just what I was looking for, Xenobiologista! :P

Annie J
 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 06:47 PM

What?! No X-treme baby bear-tocks closeup?

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 06:52 PM

She's so skinny. :(

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 07:03 PM

looks like a bear fetish

the bear is important in native american mythology, so the bear is featured as the bearer (haha) of many other symbols in fetishes


these two polar bears are clearly the harbingers of many cutenesses to come

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 07:09 PM

I would so love to kiss those perfectly round and fuzzy tocks...if it didn't involve having my face eaten off by mama polar bear.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 07:25 PM

At first glance this looks like a cute picture of a mama bear and her cub, but when you look closer you can see the mama bear is so skinny you can see her hipbone, and there is only one cub when there should be two. I think we should all be sending letters to each and every politican in our country and tell them if they do not do something about the environment we will not vote for them. If we have the money, send them that Planet Earth DVD that has the scene of the polar bear dying because it was so tired and starved after swimming for so long to find food it just gave up and laid down to die in the middle of all the seals.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 08:51 PM

don't worry unnecessarily for this mama and cub - litters of 2 are the most common but litters of one happen as well. also judging by the size of the cub this mama and baby they may have just recently come out of the den so that may be why shes a little skinny.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 09:21 PM

Don't think I'm perving... but I want to pet the chubby babeh beahr rumpus.

 |  Jan 29, 2008 at 09:31 PM

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