I hate my squirrel boss
So, my squirrel boss just came in and circled errors on my reports
Then he lectured me from the stapler about Accounts Receivables beating us at softball
Then he said if I could come in on Saturday for the TPS reports, that'd be greaaaaaaaat.
What a jerkerto. Sarah S. says this squirrel also has an obsession with coffe. Well, obvy.
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Yes Sir!
He's cute.
but his paws are sort of creepily prehistoric.
but he's cute.
Ugh, squirrel boss. Makes all the squirrel interns fetch him acorns. Ruuuuude.
"I believe you have my stapler ..."
(too obvious?)
Wow, I wonder if he's someone's pet or rehab pet?
How could I stay angry with a boss who looked like that?
Boy, wait till the shrews in marketing and the voles "upstairs" see this...
I can't imagine how hyped-up a skwerl on coffee would be. I think it's positively risky to expose them to that kind of substance. It most likely increases their evil powers tenfold.
Otherwise, cute.
I am just sorry - I would have to kiss my boss - and probably get fired if my boss were that adorable and had a fluffy tail-o like that.
I would do TPS reports until my knuckles turned black and blue if he wanted me to - on Sundays - on CHRISTMAS!
*splodes* what an adorable office squirrel! WHO TOOK THIS PICTURES AND HOW?! i lurve squirrelys.
yes he is cute, i'll give you that. but the bigger question is WHY is there a squirrel inside someone's office. we once had a squirrel get into our house and it was not a pleasant experience at all. AT ALL. more like terrifying.
I hate it when my boss lectures me from the stapler!
That is a very tiny squirrel! Is he a baby or just a little mini one?
That squirrel accomplishes more in the office than some people I've worked with in the past.
Looks like an adorable little mini-squirrel.
EEP! Bebbeh sqwerls!!!!! They are so freakin' adorable. I miss them. Thanks for cute!!! That's an overload of it!
Gah! I want a sqwerl in my office too!!
This must be the official headquarters of the Skwerl Overthrow Branch, or S.O.B, of Evil Otter International.
Squeeee!erl
LOL I love squirrels! Iwant one as my boss too! I love them. I have one in my yard that has the cutes face1
I second Kalli!!!
My stapler at work is the same model but tan and brown. Oh and without the cute skwerl on it. *sigh*
Adorable!
WANT!!!
I want a cute bebeh squirrel boss!! Only if I can cuddle with it and swoosh it's tail gently around as it swigs down coffee :P
...I used to be by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then they moved my desk...
I'd be willing to replace my boss with a skwerl...
Hm. My boss IS squirrelly, but he's not a skwerl like this one. I'd love to have a little baby skwerl as a desk ornament.
is the squirrel boss taking away your swingline? Better pack up your stuff because he'll be banishing you to the basement soon enough.
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll, I'll, I'll set the building on fire...
I'm in an office right now. I don't have a Swingline (generic Staples brand) but I do have an Initech mug!
I believe if I had a squirrel boss, I'd be fired quite quickly, because I could not resist poking the belly whiteness and saying 'Who has a white belly? Who? Who does? YES you do! You have the white belly!'
Bosses, in my experience, don't go for that so much.
Sqwerl! Want...ehn!! I have a black Swingline sitting on my desk. I should probably be doing some work with it instead of posting here on CO...
You know, it's that last photo that just does it. The fact that the little guy can sit on the cup and drink out of it is amazing, though I doubt his little lungs have the sucking power to get any liquid up that massive (relative to him) straw.
LOL at the squirrel trying to drink from the straw! But what is he doing at work?
And here am I at Wendy's International HQ looking at CO and what do I see but a bebeh skwerl slluurrpping from a Wendy's soda cup? Who'd a thunk!? :)
Somebody obviously needs another rubbing with that calming lotion.
zomg!! will someone tell me the story behind these photos?? Dying to know!!
Pretty darn cute, if you ask me. He could be my boss anytime.
Edward, LMAO!!!
(poking boss squirrel in tummy, etc.)
TPS reports. Snort.
Yeah, we definitely need the story behind this one.
I wonder if the squwerl is merely middle management, and he works for the Grumpy McGrumpersons cat from the other day?
"The squirrel kicked our a$$."
Hmmmm ponders the advantages and disadvatages of a skwerl boss... All the nuts I can eat, frolic and wrestling would now be considered part of my job discription,
I could comb out MR skwirls tail, I could fit MR skwirl in my pocket..
then there are the disadvantages.. I would be working for peanuts... and I would have to help the evil skwirls take over the world..
Well I think the advantages out weigh the disadvantages..
Don't you?
oooohhhh!!!! CUTE, MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WERE FORCED TO NURSE A SQUIRREL AFTER A TREE WAS CUT DOWN AND TWO BABIES FELL FROM THE TREE, FINALLY WE SET THEM OUTSIDE FOR THEIR MOM TO TAKE THEM, TOOK ONE THEN THE OTHER WE THOUGHT WE WOULD KEEP, WE HAD ALREADY NAMED IT "SOBER"!!!!
No more for you!
*surreptitiously slides Milton's coffee cup out of reach*
Oh, and not to make ya'll TOO jealous, but I have a squirrelless but maroon Swingline stapler on my desk.
"do you mind if i have some of your tasty beverage to wash that down?"
-jules
but wait, i don't see any big kahuna burger wrappers....
mberkie0-
you know thoes Dublin sqwirls love their Wendys soda (and fries)! At least the ones at OSU Med Center love the fries!
As if I'm not distracted enough at work by CO, I can only imagine how little I'd get done with a skwerl...sitting on my stapler...getting ready to drop a load of digested seed on my calculator...
This 'possum could be his Dwayne Schrutt...
http://picasaweb.google.com/mberry212/MrMcPossumPowerBrokersons
(no 'possums were harmed, they had been rescued unexpectedly and my officemates and I were asked to 'possum-sit)
YAMichelle, I didn't think it was possible for possums to be that kewt! If only we could all be as pretty as when we were babies.
I'm looking for a job and these people are at their jobs misspelling squirrel.He is a cute little guy.