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May 11, 2007

Complete and total persistance

Will you please check out this persistant McTortisons, protecting his domain from invading fluff.

Holy land speeds, People!

Hey, Murray C., Dayum Son!

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Who ever heard of an attack turtle!!! Oh poor kitty he just wants to lay in the sun.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:30 AM

(why doesn't kitty just FLIP the b@$#@rd?)

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:31 AM

Boy that is an aggressive tortoise. And they do bite!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:32 AM

I ran into McTortisons at a club years ago. He kept hitting on me; wouldn't leave me alone; used a bunch of cheesy pickup lines that fell flat; followed me all over the *&%$# place until I finally left.

Really, though, that is one speedy, determined turtle! He's succeeded at a task where the rest of us have failed: herding cats.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:32 AM

"Quit biting my tail."

"Seriously, dude, quit biting me. I'm just trying to enjoy some sun here."

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:32 AM

Yeikes! Oh my aieee!
Yowsa etc....

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:33 AM

The tortoise and the hair.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:36 AM

that was so funny!! that was one persistent turtle!!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:37 AM

This gives a whole new meaning to Tortoise and the *Hair*.

LOL! I've never seen a turtle move that fast. He means business.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:37 AM

How convenient that tortoises resemble old men...

"Damn kids...stay the hell off my lawn!"

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:38 AM

Oh pyrit you beat me to it!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:38 AM

Attack turtle! Fluff-seeking missile! Bruce Tortoise in Bite Hard!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:40 AM

That last cat is all like, why are that nubbin-infested rock following mes???!1!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:40 AM

oh, i think mr. kitty is having fun with the turtle. he's playing all kitten-like wid 'em.

that turtle is my hero. go-oo-ooo!1 eeeeehn!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:41 AM

Pffft, the Tortoise didn't win because of persistence. The Tortoise won 'cause he beat up the Hare! Now we know.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:41 AM

Best shot EVAR (with 1:14 left on the vid) is the Jaws-like impending-doom approach of the tortie, straight toward the camera, mouth open, teeth bared. Hi-larious!

webbie Bud
 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:43 AM

Kitty: Look at the violence inherent in the system!...Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Tortie: I shall taunt you a second time!!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:45 AM

I wonder if this turtle bites as hard as a snapping turtle?

Catman Dude =^-.-^=
 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:45 AM

Kitty: Look at the violence inherent in the system!...Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Tortie: I shall taunt you a second time!!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:45 AM

DKN - Only by a hair.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:46 AM

"OMG I can't believe this video would be posted the cat is obviously hurting the turtle FOR SHAME!"

Sorry, just preparing myself for the Cutetroversy.

Or is it COntroversy?

War the turtle.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:46 AM

Good one, Mook.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:47 AM

Oops...sorry about that chief...

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:47 AM

Reminds me of the rabbit vs. snake video from a while back.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:49 AM

The tortoise reminded me of a horror movie monster. They move slow, but always seem to catch up to the intended victim. The orange kitty was the ditzy girl in the movie who doesn't know better. Notice how she disappeared and a new victim appeared. We are left wondering what's gonna happen to the unsuspecting white kitty. I smell a sequel.

Suzy's Mom
 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:50 AM

I love how the turtle just plows full steam ahead and gets a face full of tail fluff every time.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 10:57 AM

Oh it's the one same cat in the vid. It's a before and after thing. Ha!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:00 AM

"My yard. Mine."

Laurie C
 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:04 AM

When kitty tries to fight back, the tortie says "I shall bite your tongue! Stay away!"

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:05 AM

LOL, pyrit!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:05 AM

it's funny how the traffic noise in the background kinda matches the turtur vrooming towards invading fluffs ;P

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:07 AM

Just look at that little guy go!

Judy B
 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:08 AM

I was going to feel sorry for McTortisons at the beginning when the cat flipped him but then...Wow, what a persistent little sh*t. I think he's been drinking Red Bull or something to move that fast. I think the poor kittie should come live with me. We are a turtle-free zone here.

Martha in Washington
 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:09 AM

I love this! There are so few reptiles on here. I love his/her open mouth, all "aaaahhh!"S/he is definitely the fastest tortoise I have EVER seen! BTW, the cat is most likely NOT hurting her/him...not only is the tortoise armored, but even the tough skin on his/her head would require a much more serious bite to get through.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:10 AM

I know that, bongobunny. My post was made in sarcasm. ;)

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:14 AM

That turtle is mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:17 AM

heeheehee.....this is so hilarious!!!!!! i'm seriously crying over here from the hilarity! This turtle really has it out for cats, not only fluffy ones, but ALL species. I WANT!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:22 AM

bite 'em in the head kitty! wow what a meanie tortoise.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:28 AM

Hee hee! Mr. Tortoise is definitely an old man saying, "Git off my lawn! OFF! Now!!"

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:28 AM

guess he's terri-tortoise-ial? prolly hormonal. i confess some worry over bites but looks like kitties were playing and tortie's hisses very effectively made them stop anything that might actually hurt. glad the cats seemed somewhat amused. mr t sure didn't seem to be, but he prolly needed the exercise anyway XD

onionpencil musashi
 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:36 AM

Ah Pyrit, you beat me to the punch- I was all like why is everyone talking about two cats? I only see the same one, the toitle scared the hair right off him.

Brutha, ken you see the eagle?
Good eatin', them.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:36 AM

lol onion pencil!

Mr. T: I pity de fool who gits on my lawn...

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:38 AM

That was so funny! I wouldn't believe that a turtle would move that fast! Who would have thought?

Shannon Johnson
 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:42 AM

Hilarious. Is the kitty showing submission when she lies down and exposes her belly? Poor thing - pleading for mercy ... but there's no stopping [cue ominous music] the Tortoise of Tenacity!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:51 AM

that is one dang mean turtle. poor kitty!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 11:59 AM

Poor kitties!
Can't they just lie in the sun? That is one grumpy turtle. His slow (fast?)open-mouthed progress is funny but he needs to relax!

 |  May 11, 2007 at 12:09 PM

Get out tha way
Get out tha way
Get out tha way
Move kit!
- Cecil 'Ludarics' Turtle

 |  May 11, 2007 at 12:16 PM

Get the turtle AWAY from that kitty! The kitty just wants to relax & sun-bathe. I hate reptiles!!! Yuck!!!!!!!!! That turtle could have bit that cat.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 12:17 PM

For a while there, I thought the cat was tewtally going to chizzomp the head off Senor McTortisons. Whew. Relief.

 |  May 11, 2007 at 12:40 PM

TURTLE: I shall pursue you to the ends of the earth! I mean the ends of the yard!

CAT: Dude, what *is* your problem!

TURTLE: You killed my father! Prepare to die!

CAT: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat anything bigger than your head!


 |  May 11, 2007 at 12:40 PM

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