[Starbucks joke here]
Look—I have 15 cups of coffee a day—I mean, I have 15 decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweets a day. So?
Starbucks joke from George Carlin, bunny courtesy of sender-inner of—oh shoot—where is he in my beeeelions of emails? Shoot.
P0iT! Pwn! Bunny! Pwnny?
So it's a male bunny?
That's quite a head of foam on that hot chocolate!
At first I thought those ears were legs. What kind of little animal would that be with its head, arms, and torso in the mug?
Aub - it's a buck, and he's a star...the cawfee is Star Buck's...d'oh...
TJ:
d'oe?
Teehee, it's a funny bunny. Another bunny creme, as well?
I do wonder what was in the bottom of that cup to get da bunny to stick his face in.
Man-that's what I do every morning before I go off to teach my 8 am class-classic!
I want a mug like that!
Foam is getting out of control these days! Bun-a-chino?
Wit a Timothy Hay Scone, to go.
I want to be served by this Bar-ears-ta!
I'm just waiting for the peeps to say "caffeine kills bunnehs!" Oh brother, in anticipation.
A bun put his head in a mug
And thought, "Now I feel like a lug,
I can't get it out
For my face is too stout
I'll just have to continue to chug."
/short and not-so-sweet, Peeps.
"I do wonder what was in the bottom of that cup to get da bunny to stick his face in."
I'm gonna guess it's the last few drops of a Carrot-Cake Cappuchino!
Keeeeyoot!
Java java java java java java java java java java java java java java java.
Oh,
like bunnehs NEED caffeine.
(unlike me)
I'm just waiting for the owner to turn the coffee cup over and read 'Kobayashi Chinaware' on the bottom.
wow, magicians must really be working hard to keep up with the times!
"And now I'll pull a bunny out of my espresso cup!"
"I'm just waiting for the peeps to say "caffeine kills bunnehs!"
Dara, it ain't generally the peeps who go all negative, those would be the Nuffinghams.
Bun-where, inside a Starbucks,
Rab-bit pie
There's a site that I've dreamed of
That always makes me sigh.
Somewhere, inside Meg's inbox
kittehs hope
to be showcased on the website
that's called Teh OverLoad.
Each day I log on to the site
and skwee and laugh with great delight
It pwns me.
The bunnehs play and disapprove
While tabbehs get into the groove
That's where you'll find me.
Sometimes, when my day’s dreadful,
Meg comes through
I get my fix on her website
Come with me, you can too.
Nice, TJ, very nice. Better earworm than I was walking around with so far today.
Also, this bunista is clearly taking "quality control" very seriously.
Oh T.J.
Thanks
Actually, Dara, we can't even tell what's actually IN the mug (other than the rabbit), so anyone who does complain will be going on insufficient data.
That's what you call being ears deep in your java.
I asked for NO WHIP. NO WHIP, people! Wait, that's not whip...
"Toto-ny" James - Beautiful. True. Happy little bluebirds to you.
Sure beats having the *other* end of the rabbit in your cup.
There's no place like CO...
There's no place like CO...
There's no place like CO...
The best part of waking up
Is bunnehs in your cup.
Laurie C: Kopi Luwak, bunny-style?
Ahhhh! This is *exactly* what my Starbucks needs! my coworkers will love me... and my boss will kill me :p
Just wanna say thanks to everyone for keeping me amused today. I am all alone today at work. There are fricking tumbleweeds blowing down the hall outside my office.
Aubrey, as usual I suspect you have a clue.
LOL, Laurie C! I hadn't even thought about having the other end of a rabbit in my cup.
And, now in honor of the Irish let's all sing a round of Whiskers in the Jar.
Karen:
Soze you.
Lovely rendition, TJ! :)
"Some-one's barfing a rainbow..."
Redz, what's the point of giving you all those management training seminars if they leave you alone with no one to inflict your mad new skillz on?
and this reminded me of: i don't have an addiction, i can quit whenever i want! http://api.ning.com/files/989788
anyone else thinkin that?
Wow, Redz, how weird to be all alone at work! What are you doing there? Go home! No one will know!
Lol, Rosie, narmkronsche!!!
TJ - and your song's ref-rainblows me away!
Redz, don't you get a half day or nuthin'?
There is a hare in my coffee!!!
Bwahahahaha, Banana a! I hadn't thought of that one! ;)
"decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweets"
Ok yeah, the bunny is cute, but the power of the cuteness isn't as strong as my will to fix this order so it's in proper *$ speak. Curse you, Corporate Caffeine, for brainwashing me!
p.s. Also curse George Carlin.
"You're nobunny until somebunny javas you."
From the Binky Spots:
"I love coffee, I love buns
I love the java jive and it's such fun
Coffee, bunnies and the jivin' as one
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup!"
Redz - sux to be you, all alone in the office. My boss just came by to kick me out. Which is good because I have to go get ready for the annual Thanksgiving Eve Bar Tour. Hooray for cab rides and cheap hotels!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...The Chairman of the Board!
When somebunny loves you
It's no good unless he loves you
all the way (to the bottom of your coffee cup)
("Thank you, thank you - it's really great to be here again...")
Blue Moon
You saw me drinking alone
Without a bun in my cup
Without a skwee of my own
("and this one is one of my favourites - I hope you like it too...it's about a little town that's very close to my heart...")
These little honk-shu's
Are melting my heart
I'll have a brand new kittin soon
on The Overlo-ad
I wanna wake up
with a kitty that's fast asleep
And find I'm covered in hair! Soaking with drool! Kicked out of bed! To go make break-fast!
It's the honk-shus, shu-york, shu-u-u-u-York!
("Now I’d like to introduce you to a very dear friend of mine...well, that’s not strictly true: he’s not dear – in fact, he’s one of the cheapest men I know! [rimshot] Dean! Dean, if you can pour yourself over here for a moment and give these folks a song...Dean Martin, everybody!")
("Thanks, Frank [takes sip]. You know, when Frank told me that we were playing The Overload tonight, I thought he said "We’re going to get loaded tonight" – boy don’t I feel like a worthless drunk! Which I guess explains that girl I was with last night...")
How lucky can one guy be
I logged on and had to skwee
Why, that ain’t a pup
Ain't that a bun in a cup?
Excellent, TJ!
I think Starbucks is too snooty for this. I think you get buns in cups at I-HOP.