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Sep 25, 2006

Um, could this kitteh follow MORE rules of Cuteness? [Chandler voice]

1. Assuming a snorgling posishe
2. Crossed lower paws
3. Totally vul-nerable (that's vulnerable + anerable)
4. exhibiting stubtetude (in tail depahtment)
5. Close to a rack


Are you happy now? You just added 5 more rules, Robert R.

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This is me, plotzing...snorgling...

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 07:51 AM

I don't think I've ever been that relaxed in my life. Sigh.

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 07:52 AM

Holy floppy-limbsitude, Batman!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 07:52 AM

This is just too much!

This helps me get over the fact that today is Monday and I wish I was still in bed!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 07:53 AM

[tiny voice] ohgod...

: : : S P O O O O O M : : :

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 07:54 AM

crossed anklies n' pinkie an' an'....!!! [splodes]

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 07:56 AM


 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:00 AM

I want this darling for my very own ... for the first time in my cat-companion life, I'm without a Marmie, and I miss 'em!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:04 AM

Swayt Jaysus! That's what I call service. I just got off the phone with Port-A-Snorg, and bam! just like that, a friendly snorgarista is at my door with my order: one snorgly, tie-tie, limp limbed marmy kitteh. Blessed relief. I might make it through Monday after all.

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:05 AM

If I were to die right now, I would die happy, just for having seen that sweet fuzzeh bebe kitteh.

*happy, dreamy sigh*

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:08 AM


*the quiet darkness of the crypt*


 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:08 AM

He manages to do rules 20, 22, and 25 AT THE SAME time! So much talent in such a small package.

AND this almost fits into the Cats'n'Racks category.

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:08 AM

Dang. Totally chillin' in a hand hammock. There must be an ocean view and a Corona nearby.

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:09 AM

Or maybe

***** honkSPOOM*****

Teh cutest kitten picture evat.

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:10 AM

somebody just rip my heart out right now cause it's about to burst for the love of adorableness!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:15 AM

Is it just me, or if you squint at the lower right-hand/paw corner, does it look like clouds? Like this kitteh is literally in cute heaven! <3

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:21 AM

Poor Theo's head just imploded.

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:26 AM

more rack next time, people. gimmie a break here!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:29 AM

6. Marmalade kitty

A thinker
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:42 AM

Man, that's the most mellow kitteh I evar seed in mah lahf!

Madame S.
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:44 AM

Man, that's the most mellow kitteh I evar seed in mah lahf!

Madame S.
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:45 AM

Hahaha, Jake, just look to the right at the One Horse Shy shirt girls.

You know, this should be the goal for ALL creatures. This much love, trust, security, well fededness (sorry), no worries, no fears, no hate, no sorrow.

Lokaha samasta sukhino bhavantu. May all beings everywhere be happy and free.

Yoga moment for the day. (tm)

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:46 AM

omigoshh... so floppy and warm and cuddly and sleepy and comfterbuls and SNORGLY!! *snorggggle*

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:46 AM

It's like the marmie is in a warm, soft human hammock...*LOL*


Denita TwoDragons
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:49 AM


There are be kittehs to snergle.
Yes... that's slobber on my laptop screen.

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:51 AM

OMG!!!! Orange belly! Primed and ready for a snorgle! Love it!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:53 AM

pink+orange tee paired with pink+orange kitty. That's too much color-coordination for me. This is why my cats are black, they go with everything. :)

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:56 AM

7. Sleppin kitteh

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 08:58 AM

OMG! And not the TLA (three-letter acronym), but the actual word "omg!" I'm choking on the cute! This kitty = too adorable. I must SCHNORGLE HIM!!

I would also like to add that he/she is imitating humans. That fell-asleep-in-the-lounge-chair-watching-20/20 look. Awesome.

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 09:03 AM

Nothing's more likely to disarm
Than the charm
Of a marm

Lying fast asleeps
With no mews
With no meeps

Breaking all the rules
For the enjoyment of the peeps

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 09:36 AM

Awww!! I love snorgling the neck and chest area of teh kittehs! You can almost hear the sleepy purr this one is giving off. How sweet! To be that relaxed, ever!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 09:40 AM

Full body floppage!

A Fine Morsel
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 09:48 AM

Actually.. I think that poor kitty is dead.

R.I.P. man

Rick James Biatch!
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 10:00 AM



On another note, congrats to Meg for the full-page article in BUST magazine! The picture was pretty awesome, too. :-)

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 10:19 AM

Sleepeh marmeh kitteh!!!


 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 10:35 AM

See the kitteh...

Be the kitteh...

Seeeeeee the kittehhhhh...

Beeeeeee the kittehhhhh...


(Zen kitteh sleep technique in action.)

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 10:39 AM

enough with the cats already!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 10:40 AM

I wish I were that kitty. :(

good old whatshername
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 10:41 AM


Does the little guy have a pulse?

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 11:15 AM

And the award for the cutest in all CATegories goes to ... Sleeptastic!

Oh, the pink nose of it all!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 11:17 AM

ahhhhhh! Cuteness to the max.
so much better than sniffy hammies

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 11:17 AM

I wonder if he fell asleep like that, or if he's just so zonked that his people can manhandle him any old how and he doesn't even notice.

I'm catsitting for a friend this week, and she'll let me skritch her head, but no snorgling or she'll try to bite. Brat!

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 11:46 AM

"Wub my tummy...."

Rich Fader
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Look at the floppy front legs. And the tiniest hint of pink paw pads on the back...

He's cute, he knows it.

Kris, in New England
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 12:02 PM

I want to kiss the pink kitteh nose....I sorta like kissing my own big fat marmalade kitteh's nasty wet little pink nosey. Mmmmm kisskisskiss the wet ketteh noseh, kisskisskiss, mmm it's so wet n' pink n' KISSABLE!!

...By the way, this is totally why I'm still single.

astrid jane
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 12:10 PM

"Loooove meee, looooove mmmm . . . . honk-shu."

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 12:12 PM

That is just to sweet. And hey just to let you people who are on here on a reg basis and might know who I am from previous posts... I had my baby on Friday morning and ya know when your holding her with one hand behind her head and one on her booty... she looks kinda like this kitteh! Heres a link, she's cute! http://www.growingfamily.com/webnursery/babypage.asp?UrlID=8Y1D3T2E5Q

Heather S.
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Heather S., you had a baby on Friday, and you're already back here, checking the posts? How addicted to the cute are you? I guess, so addicted, you had to start making your own.
Congratulations on the bebe!

Laurie C
 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Yeah, little Madison Grace is *almost* as cute as a kitteh ...

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 12:43 PM

Congratulations, Heather S! Hope you had an easy time of it! (myself, I got stuck - inspiring the doctor to say to the nurse: 'Get that baby out of there!')

And LC, I think Heather S. got back to the CO PDQ - it's perfect therapy for the new mommy.

 |  Sep 25, 2006 at 12:49 PM

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