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Sep 19, 2006

Beady, small ears paws-uptitude, but...

Perhaps a new rule of cuteness should be not showing your nads. When I think cute, I def don't think 'show your nads' helps the situation. This is a case where paws are up, eyes are beady, and ears are small, but nads aren't helpin'. Oh, yeah, that's gotta be a tail.


Regahdless, Harry D., meer-ci!

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 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:10 AM

::faint "aaarr" from the distance, over the waves::

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:11 AM


CuteOverload - officially NSFW!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:12 AM

yarr.. thar be coconuts on this island!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:13 AM

The guy on the right is hung like a horse!!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:14 AM

Props to DavidBoBavid since today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!

Allie and Jojo's Mom
 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:15 AM

semantic - NICE!!! hahah

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:15 AM

whoa little fella--put that thing away...

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:20 AM

[joins Sabba gleefully]

ARRRR!! Meerkats ahoy!

[looks out to the waves]

Egads, Pirate Pheral, yer still hangin' out therrre?

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:21 AM

::reply drifts across choppy waves::

...yarrrrr... i'm chewin' on dolphins to keep me spirits hiiiiyaaarrr! mmmm... rubbery...

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:23 AM

[Ye Gads ... only an hour ta go before Talk Like A Pirate day ends on me side of tha' port ...]

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:27 AM

Nevarrrr, dear Subh! Talk Like A Pirate Day can be extended fer ye if ye'd like. :D

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:29 AM

Good GOD he must have one happy lil' mate. Either that or a really sore one. Come on now, I mean, Good night Loretta!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:32 AM

That's a scrolldown. Good, good, good, ...Egads!!!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:33 AM

ummm... I *hope* that's just an unfortunately arranged and baldified tailio. No mistakin' the other appendages, though. Yep. Them's 'nads, alright! (Anyone remember "Aussie Nads," that hair removal goop? No wonder it didn't sell well here.)

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:33 AM

Oh DUDE! If the other meerkats were "Lock up your wimmins!", then these guys are...
...well, I don't know, but if your wimmins aren't locked up already I think it's too late!

Tony James
 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Now WAITAMINIT. Is that a -

HOLY _____!!!!!

I hope you're right, BA. I DO hope that's a TAIL.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:41 AM

I always thought meerkats were cute, but I actually find this pic kind of evil looking! Especially the littler one, he appears to be distinctly displeased.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:42 AM

I guess it's a compliment to be hung like a meerkat. Who knew?

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:43 AM

TJ - Wonder if the guy next to him is the result of it being "too late".

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:45 AM

first GOOD laugh o the day....ARRRR!!!!! He could use these...
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:49 AM

I look at this, and I think Roland Rat and and his brother, Little Reggie. Or the rats from Chicken Run - it's the facial expression, you know they're plotting something :)

Tony James
 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Unless EVERYTHING south of the equator is upside down (like how the toilet water spins the other direction) I think that's a tail... unless somehow he got the beans above the franks.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:50 AM

Arr, daisycat, ye got me rollin on the deck here!

uh.. Rollin' wi' laughter! Laughter! Harrharr... XD

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Ye Olde Pirate Joke, just for today, and this nutty post:

Pirate wanders into a bar, with a ship's steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Bartender asks "what is that for?" Pirate answers "Yarrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:53 AM

I'm in denial here gang.

I wish to believe he's just a little fatty cake who is rolling over onto his own belly flab and his tail is smooshing said flab up, so he can reach his tail and munch more of the fuzz off.

That's what I'm choosing to believe.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 10:57 AM

(Psst .... BPeep Jr? Cap'n Aubs is on 'er way. Aye, she's still ready fer battle.)

Now I got to git me some sleepins. 'Night and good fortune, ye merrymakers!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:02 AM

Meerkat? What Manor of devilry is this?

Pirate Subhangi - ye'll keep with the pirate chat fer as long as tis amusin' to me!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:06 AM

[snaps wide awake]

Ye Gads! Siren alert!


Blast these barnacle-arse time zones...

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:07 AM


 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:07 AM

eeew! their faces are cute tho.. look a little alien-ish if I do say so myself.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:08 AM

HAHAHA, Sarcasta's comment on "beans above the franks."

It's a very valid point, therefore I motion that he's sitting on his tail, and not splaying his junk out all over the place. Nuts aside, naturally.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:10 AM

Arh, Sarcasta, ye have tickled me funny bone!

A bottle of rum I raise to them thar meerkats!

Judy B
 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:15 AM

Um, yeah. *That's* a CO scrolldown for ya...

A thinker
 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:18 AM

8. Come on up and see me urchins?
I can see 'em loud and clear thanks verrry much!!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:20 AM

And for all you World of Warcraft addic...UH... I mean enthusiasts, here's one of the "human male" jokes:

Pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender asks "where'd you get that?" Parrot answers, "Durotar, they're all over the place!"

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:20 AM

But the very word 'nads' is cuteness itself!!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:20 AM

Evil grins = cute.

Laurie C
 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:23 AM

HOLY MOTHER OF TROY! You won't see that on Meercat Manor.

Heather S.
 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:28 AM

I suggest making a list of "Rules of Anti-Cuteness"!

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:33 AM

This makes me think of Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan as the Night at the Roxbury guys--one short, one tall, standing around looking dorky, and they'd probably point at their nads, too. Hope these dudes have better luck gettin' some meerkat lovin'.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:35 AM

While those are definitely nads, that's also definitely the tail.

Remember your anatomy...the other "tail" is ABOVE (ie. closer to the head) than the nads, not below.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:39 AM

*wiping screen from latte splatter resulting from "beans n' franks" and "splaying his junk" and "blow me down"... Oh my!*

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:45 AM

kestrien... OF COURSE *that tail* is "closer to the head" because it IS a hhhh... [claps hand over mouth and runs away in slow motion]

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:53 AM

I'd just like to know if anyone's ever heard of a furry penis in any species. 'Cause I'm thinking that's a mite too fuzzy to be anything but a tail.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Kind of creepy pic! Borderline cute, but that one can't make the cute. Not showing nads isn't really a rule of cuteness because lots of things don't show nads and aren't cute. But it should definitely be a "requirement" to not be disqualified from any other cuteness rule.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:56 AM

correction to my post -
"can't make the cute" = "can't make the cut" oops

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:58 AM

*blink blink... rubs eyes... blink.* Ummmm... Yeah....

*walks away shuddering.*

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Oh I almost forgot... Yarrr.

 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 11:59 AM

My eyes... MY EYES!!

J. Bo
 |  Sep 19, 2006 at 12:00 PM

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