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Aug 30, 2006

Don't make me keeeeell you.

Alert reader Diana S. is obvy playing with fire. FIRST, she names her cat: "Mr. Carlos Muffin." I mean, sure, he just happens to LOOK like a Carlos Muffin, so she got lucky there. THEN, she decides to dress him up in a bonnet and have her friend Tex take photos. She's reeeeaaaally playing with fire...


Watch it, Diana S.!

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What a sour puss!

*cymbal crash*


 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:31 AM

looks like she's squeezin him till his eyes water.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:34 AM

That is *so* Cute/Evil.

Laurie C
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:34 AM

[Joe Satriani elec guitar TWANG]

"My kitter's gonna kill your mama..."

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:37 AM

He's SO not impressed.

Stephanie H
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:38 AM

You can already see murderous thoughts in his eyes :(

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:40 AM

I just love that leedle biddy smushie-face! I just wish I could get away with looking at my boss like that!

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:40 AM

Disapproving kitten? He's more than disapproving...he's...
deploring kitten or disgusted kitten.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:41 AM

Wow! Carlos Muffin is probably the greatest name ever devised for a mitten.

Lauren C.
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:41 AM

LOL!! He's SOOO mad...

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:43 AM

KITTEH! He's an angry pussy.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:43 AM

holy god in heaven --- first,
killed me INSTANTLY.
ripped me from my final resting place and

you guys r silly
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Aw, don't be mad Mr. Carlos Muffin. You look so pretty wearin' that hat.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:45 AM

let's all just be thankful that there's not a matching lacy dress involved.

*waits for the "it's not cute, it's cruel!" brigade to show up*

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:45 AM

Grumblepuss! Mew! I love the 'tude and the adorable name combined... like Mr Tinkles in "Cats and Dogs" ... He will claw your eyes out and take over the world, then make biscuits in a sunpuddle for houuuurs.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:47 AM

I'd like to see the next few frames in that photo shoot ...


Gah. Poor cute kitteh. Garrison Keillor talking about the neighbor girls dressing up their cats as "little cat children" didn't mean THIS.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:48 AM

My name ees Carrrlos. Carrrlos Mmmmuffin. To you, I may seem all teeny and furry and sweet, but of thees I warn you: thees eenocent-looking leetle bonnet geeves me sooper powers of weech you cannot eemageene. See how my eyes they start to glow, my mouth she turns so deesapproving. Soon, thee claws will appear. Weeth speed like thee lightning, I weel rip thee bonnet from my head, grab thee long reebon and beefore you know eet, you weel be tied up like a leetle peeg. PEEG, I SAY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:53 AM

On a more serious note, if I may be permitted to say so...
The beautiful grumples faced kitteh reminds me so so so much of my own beautiful grumples faced Stinky who I lost over a year ago. . .
How I would love to *smooch* that wondermous squashed-in face one more time...&:o(

you guys r silly
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:53 AM

This is just a disguise..I have charted my take-over of the world. Conquest begins at 09:00 hours. Right after a can of tuna and a trip to the litter box. Be warned humans!

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:56 AM


Just a minute, let me catch my breath!


I'm sorry Senor Carlos Muffin, Sir, but you look like you need a kiss...maybe a hug...howsabout getting high on some catnip...that'll make everything alllllllright.

You dig? Groovy.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 10:57 AM

Rule of cuteness #XXX: a pissed-off expression = cuteness.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:00 AM

I think persians are ugly, but this pic is simply lovely! :)

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:05 AM

that's just too freakin' adorable. It'll be worth all the terror that cat will cause later in revenge. (especially since it won't be any terror towards me! Ha!)

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Wow, he looks soooo pissed of. I mean, like dude, seriously.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:08 AM

shouldn't this be in 'cute or sad'? The poor skittle guy looks humiliated... beautiful kitty though, love the smoky fur and smooshy face.

Kitten-lovin' freak
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:10 AM

"Hello. My name is Carlos Muffin. You put my head in a bonnet. Prepare to die."

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:12 AM

'Unspeakably cruel and not at all cute' ...

... is how I would describe whatever Mr. Carlos Muffin is about to do to his owner.


 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:17 AM

So where are all those folks to accuse this lady of abusing her squishy-faced cat by allowing him to exist? I sense a pugnaciousness double-standard here.

ANYHOO, this is the best expression I've ever seen of pure kittie evil. I bow to Carlos Muffin's superior self.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:17 AM

Aubrey - I laughed so hard I lost my *breath*.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:18 AM

This one belongs in the cute or sad category.

Is that hat actually lace, too? gaaack!!

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:22 AM

Doesn't anyone else think the kitteh looks like an Ewok? But in a good way...

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:25 AM

That almost got me in trouble. I was in the process of leaving a phone message when the page loaded. I snorted, kind of backwards, and nearly choked. So now, there's a message out there with "I just wanted to let you know *snort**gag**cough**ouch* that I'll be ..."

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:26 AM

OK, the cat is superior. But clothing on animals is just wrong to me.

Kris, in New England
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:36 AM

We have a kitten counterpart for the famous 'most fearsome bunny disapproval ever captured on film'. Again, no survivors :D

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:41 AM

When the page loaded, I actually gasped. Amazing little cranky face.

But the bonnet doesn't go so well with the elegant touch of mink-y looking fur.

Ms. Annie D
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:42 AM

Oh poor Mr. Grumpyface!!

A thinker
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:47 AM

Oh, the miserable wretch! Ha ha ha!

A Fine Morsel
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:49 AM

And *bravo* to Aubrey.

A thinker
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:49 AM

Aubrey - I love the Princess Bride reference. You can see this kitty repeating that phrase over, and over, and over. :)

Neighborhood Kitty Haven
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:50 AM

Wow! I can FEEL the hatred coming off this poor kitty in waves!

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:55 AM

Inigo Montoya was always my favorite.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:56 AM

you are so dead, Diana S.
you are so dead, so dead
don't go to sleep, Diana S.
kitteh is gonna sit on youuuuu


Account Deleted
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 11:58 AM

Aubrey, as if the face wasn't enough. Your comment really got me. Hehee!

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 12:00 PM

man, he does not look happy. say good-bye to your eyes, unless he's de-clawed

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 12:03 PM

"You keep using dis word 'cute.' I do not think dis word mean what you think it mean."

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 12:05 PM

Greetings ~ I'll have you know that the situation has been "taken care of". I'd advise you to take your laundry to the laundromat from now on, however. The washing machine is, uh...full.

Mr. Carlos Muffin
 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 12:14 PM

Is that a bonnet? I thought it was a muffin paper...

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 12:20 PM

Teehee - cute annoyed smooshy-faced kitty!

We have a tortie Himalayan at the shelter currently. Sorry, Carlos, but she is the CUTEST smooshy-face ever. And with the tortie-tude also...

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 12:27 PM

This cat is the feline incarnation of Stewie from Family Guy.

 |  Aug 30, 2006 at 12:32 PM

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