Don't make me keeeeell you.
Alert reader Diana S. is obvy playing with fire. FIRST, she names her cat: "Mr. Carlos Muffin." I mean, sure, he just happens to LOOK like a Carlos Muffin, so she got lucky there. THEN, she decides to dress him up in a bonnet and have her friend Tex take photos. She's reeeeaaaally playing with fire...
Watch it, Diana S.!
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What a sour puss!
*cymbal crash*
:-)
Oh Em Gee!
http://www.mycathatesyou.com/
looks like she's squeezin him till his eyes water.
That is *so* Cute/Evil.
[Joe Satriani elec guitar TWANG]
"My kitter's gonna kill your mama..."
He's SO not impressed.
You can already see murderous thoughts in his eyes :(
I just love that leedle biddy smushie-face! I just wish I could get away with looking at my boss like that!
Disapproving kitten? He's more than disapproving...he's...
deploring kitten or disgusted kitten.
Wow! Carlos Muffin is probably the greatest name ever devised for a mitten.
LOL!! He's SOOO mad...
KITTEH! He's an angry pussy.
holy god in heaven --- first,
*THE*NAME*
killed me INSTANTLY.
Then
*THE*GRUMPLES*FACE*
ripped me from my final resting place and
KILLED ME ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
gaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Aw, don't be mad Mr. Carlos Muffin. You look so pretty wearin' that hat.
let's all just be thankful that there's not a matching lacy dress involved.
*waits for the "it's not cute, it's cruel!" brigade to show up*
Grumblepuss! Mew! I love the 'tude and the adorable name combined... like Mr Tinkles in "Cats and Dogs" ... He will claw your eyes out and take over the world, then make biscuits in a sunpuddle for houuuurs.
I'd like to see the next few frames in that photo shoot ...
WHEN CARLOS TOOK MOM'S FACE OFF!
Gah. Poor cute kitteh. Garrison Keillor talking about the neighbor girls dressing up their cats as "little cat children" didn't mean THIS.
My name ees Carrrlos. Carrrlos Mmmmuffin. To you, I may seem all teeny and furry and sweet, but of thees I warn you: thees eenocent-looking leetle bonnet geeves me sooper powers of weech you cannot eemageene. See how my eyes they start to glow, my mouth she turns so deesapproving. Soon, thee claws will appear. Weeth speed like thee lightning, I weel rip thee bonnet from my head, grab thee long reebon and beefore you know eet, you weel be tied up like a leetle peeg. PEEG, I SAY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
On a more serious note, if I may be permitted to say so...
The beautiful grumples faced kitteh reminds me so so so much of my own beautiful grumples faced Stinky who I lost over a year ago. . .
How I would love to *smooch* that wondermous squashed-in face one more time...&:o(
This is just a disguise..I have charted my take-over of the world. Conquest begins at 09:00 hours. Right after a can of tuna and a trip to the litter box. Be warned humans!
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Just a minute, let me catch my breath!
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'm sorry Senor Carlos Muffin, Sir, but you look like you need a kiss...maybe a hug...howsabout getting high on some catnip...that'll make everything alllllllright.
You dig? Groovy.
Rule of cuteness #XXX: a pissed-off expression = cuteness.
I think persians are ugly, but this pic is simply lovely! :)
that's just too freakin' adorable. It'll be worth all the terror that cat will cause later in revenge. (especially since it won't be any terror towards me! Ha!)
Wow, he looks soooo pissed of. I mean, like dude, seriously.
shouldn't this be in 'cute or sad'? The poor skittle guy looks humiliated... beautiful kitty though, love the smoky fur and smooshy face.
"Hello. My name is Carlos Muffin. You put my head in a bonnet. Prepare to die."
'Unspeakably cruel and not at all cute' ...
... is how I would describe whatever Mr. Carlos Muffin is about to do to his owner.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAISFUNNY!!!
So where are all those folks to accuse this lady of abusing her squishy-faced cat by allowing him to exist? I sense a pugnaciousness double-standard here.
ANYHOO, this is the best expression I've ever seen of pure kittie evil. I bow to Carlos Muffin's superior self.
Aubrey - I laughed so hard I lost my *breath*.
This one belongs in the cute or sad category.
Is that hat actually lace, too? gaaack!!
Doesn't anyone else think the kitteh looks like an Ewok? But in a good way...
That almost got me in trouble. I was in the process of leaving a phone message when the page loaded. I snorted, kind of backwards, and nearly choked. So now, there's a message out there with "I just wanted to let you know *snort**gag**cough**ouch* that I'll be ..."
OK, the cat is superior. But clothing on animals is just wrong to me.
We have a kitten counterpart for the famous 'most fearsome bunny disapproval ever captured on film'. Again, no survivors :D
When the page loaded, I actually gasped. Amazing little cranky face.
But the bonnet doesn't go so well with the elegant touch of mink-y looking fur.
Oh poor Mr. Grumpyface!!
Oh, the miserable wretch! Ha ha ha!
And *bravo* to Aubrey.
Aubrey - I love the Princess Bride reference. You can see this kitty repeating that phrase over, and over, and over. :)
Wow! I can FEEL the hatred coming off this poor kitty in waves!
Inigo Montoya was always my favorite.
[sings]
you are so dead, Diana S.
you are so dead, so dead
don't go to sleep, Diana S.
kitteh is gonna sit on youuuuu
/sings
Aubrey, as if the face wasn't enough. Your comment really got me. Hehee!
man, he does not look happy. say good-bye to your eyes, unless he's de-clawed
"You keep using dis word 'cute.' I do not think dis word mean what you think it mean."
Greetings ~ I'll have you know that the situation has been "taken care of". I'd advise you to take your laundry to the laundromat from now on, however. The washing machine is, uh...full.
Is that a bonnet? I thought it was a muffin paper...
Teehee - cute annoyed smooshy-faced kitty!
We have a tortie Himalayan at the shelter currently. Sorry, Carlos, but she is the CUTEST smooshy-face ever. And with the tortie-tude also...
This cat is the feline incarnation of Stewie from Family Guy.