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Jun 02, 2006

You PIG!

Sooty the Guinea Pig might be the new hero of men everywhere. Get this. The Sootsters decided he wanted to get into the Girls pen, so tunneled his way in, then proceeded to "romance" each one of the 24 females. One gestation period later, he's the proud Baby Daddy of 43 new pigs.   


Apparently, after the one-night stand, Sooty slept for 2 days straight. Wot a stud, Muriel L.!

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Now THERE'S a player.

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Sooty: My new hero!

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:27 PM

whoo. exhausted. lol.

A thinker
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:28 PM

"Shattered" indeed! :)

E. Collison
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:29 PM

That's hilarious! Hope he doesn't turn out to be a deadbeat dad.

Southern Girl
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:31 PM

that's "whore-able"!


 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:32 PM

24 pigs? 43 pigs? How many?

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:32 PM

Sooty went on a booty call?

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:34 PM


24 mothers
43 babies

A thinker
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:36 PM

naughty piggy!

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:41 PM

Mary had a little 'Pig,
whose feet were black as soot,
and everywhere that Mary went,
his sooty foot he put.

(looks like he left his prints all over THAT night!!)

Go Sooty!!

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:42 PM

You put your soot foot in, you take your soot foot out...

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:46 PM

...you make yourself at home
'Till the ladies throw you out...

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:52 PM

I love how he's leaning against he fence like he's saying, "Hey baby! Want some fries with that shake?"

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:55 PM

You do a little piggin' and then you sleep for days,
That's what it's all about!

Good to see that 6 years after his epic night of [ahem] piggin', Sooty is still going strong - check him out with his friends here:

Tony James
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:55 PM

What a way to put a smile on my face on a HOT Friday afternoon here in the bay area! Sooty, you da man!

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:56 PM

He also has his own website...

Tony James
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:56 PM

He "romanced" them... LOL.

Is THAT what they're calling it these days?

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 12:57 PM

no, no, s'ok, TJ. The links are great.

A thinker
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 01:05 PM

He's gorgeous with those Siamese-like markings...no wonder the ladies were taken in by him!
Givin' gigolokitty a run for his money!
(thanks, shadow - Über redonk!)

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 01:19 PM

I lurve Sooty! Those wee little black hands holding on - and those velvety ears! I want to Snorg him!! My kids & I read about him years ago before we adopted our piggies (and hammies, and kitties and puppies) - He is our fav pigger!!

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 01:22 PM

What a ma-yan! Let me introduce you to Lyra:

I'm 2 1/2 years old and like country walks and playtime on the couch. I'm
a tri-color - white with stunning accents of nutmeg and pumpkin. I'm into the punk look with one pink ear. I like ice skating, car chases and birdwatching.

If you like keepin' it real and chillin' with fresh salad and a good movie, call me babe.

Kris, in New England
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 01:31 PM

he the guine pig man! lol

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 01:46 PM

Maybe that's why they put him in a separate cage in the first place--if they didn't, he'd be dead inside a week!

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 01:50 PM

Even more frightening/charming: 43 were born on one day, but he fathered 80 in all from that one night!

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 01:52 PM

"That'll do, pig; that'll do."

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 01:55 PM

jeanniec: Good one.

Did anyone else notice the odd usage on th 1st site Tony James linked to? "Fell pregnant" is *very* weird.

E. Collison
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 01:59 PM

Kama Sooty.

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:02 PM

I did EC. I think it's a Britishism.

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:07 PM

He looks so sad in that picture! "Let me back in! I'm all rested up!"

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:08 PM

"fell pregnant" is definitely a Britishism :)

A thinker
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:09 PM

"He was absolutley shattered..."

I bet he was.... ;-)

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:14 PM

"And he fell asleep for two days..."

...what? No cuddling? That pig!

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:14 PM

Briticism or not, it's still wierd! I'm not sure how "fell" relates to "pregnant," but I really don't want to go ther. ;)

E. Collison
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:16 PM

it's a bit like I've heard rural people (in Canada) say he "took a stroke" or "took a heart attack". it's rather amusing. just a different way of expressing it.

I think "fell" is related to something "befalling" you...

A thinker
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:19 PM

Hmm. Never heard that, though I did once meet someone from West Virginia who was interested in various localisms - he told me that calico cats used to be called "party cats" in his neck of the woods, due to their resemblance to Halloween crepe paper.

E. Collison
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:24 PM

It's a French thing too: tomber (fall) enceinte (pregnant).

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:33 PM

Je suis tombee enciente! You PEEEEEEEEEEG!

(Sooty lowers sunglasses, gives Jake Blues look)

Oh, Sooooteeeeeeee, venez, peeeegeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Mademoiselle X
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 02:57 PM

He looks like he's whistling through a construction site fence! "Hey baby, I'll be back to catch you LATER!"

Mademoiselle X
 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 03:06 PM

Dang. That's hilarious. I can't believe that Sooty is still around 6 years later! That's one healthy piggie (well, obviously...)!

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 03:11 PM

Too bad Sooty's not a Yank; he'd have better than even chances in the next Presidential election.

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 03:59 PM

24 females in one night? I'm surprised he didn't wear it down to a nub. Or maybe he did-- has he been breeding any since then?

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 04:17 PM

Susan -- yes indeed, just not wholesale. Check out the links that Tony James posted (above).

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 04:45 PM

Little Friend Farm Staff: "Sooty!! What did I tell you about breaking into the girls' cage?"

Sooty: "What?!?"

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 04:51 PM

Oh, Sooty. What's Sue have to say about this?

(No, I'm not British. I just like to think I am.)

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 04:55 PM

Heh. Cute story. I remember it circulating (the exact article with pic) around my senior year of high school. I'm 25 now. But still funny.

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 05:28 PM

What an animal.

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 05:34 PM

LOL, one night 24 stands...

 |  Jun 02, 2006 at 10:15 PM

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