No, hamster tongues are not a figment of your imagination
You thought you only saw hamster tongues in your dreams—the dreams where you went to the Puppy-Comic Book-ice cream-trampoline store. But no. THEY'RE REAL!
I swear it's true! Thanks to Kappa Alpha frat bros Monty 'Ornk! Ornk!' and Wire.
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OMG!!!! Hammie tongue!!!! I can die happy now.... SQUEEEEEEEEEE
So cute. :)
EEEE! He looks like he's been eating a cherry popsicle!!!
Hammie tongue would come in handy when I have to lick stamps! What a wittle tongue!
OMGWTFBBQ!!!
the BEF! I'm blinded!
SQQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
AIEEE!!!
Um, "Can Ya tell me how to get--how to get to the Puppy-Comic Book-ice cream-trampoline store!!!"
*Sesame Street Theme*
I wanna hammie kiss!
tongue-licious! how tweet! i wuv him! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww! mine!
wow. now i have new reasons to visit the pet store today. i will have hammie tongues, and they will be soft and popcicle red!!!!
SUPER SWEET!!!!! Poofy pouches and anerable BEF!!
Frat guys + hamsters = EEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
Last night I dreamt that baby pandas roamed wild in Western Pennsylvania. Now THAT'S a good dream!
"Is... is that blood??"
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/01/khamall_hamster.html
I'm telling you, hamsters are just freakin' SCARY.
(Sarah -- OK, I have dream jealousy. Mine are mostly about impossible architecture.)
I saw a lot of hammie tongue back in my hamster owning days.
I remember years ago when I had my hamster Monkey how she was cleaning her paws one day and suddenly licked my nose when I brought her up to my face to kiss her.
Comics? Are you sure it wasn't gaming - didn't he have a booth at Squee3?
I think the new hammie game console introduced there was the 'Wee'.
and..the little paws, with their little pads...and each perfect little claw...and...
No Theo, that's not blood.
Though I once had my hamster Ariela go crazy and get scared. She bit my hands in about six places, leaving them dripping, although I didn't notice the bleeding until my mother brought it to my attention. I was too busy trying to catch Ari! She hopped around (and who knew they could hop?!) but my mother finally caught her while I cleaned myself up.
the paws...
The PAWS!
Does he look like Lou Costello to anyone else?
"Mmm--salty!"
One day, Christina, a TRUE vampster pic will slip through CO Labs screening & get posted. Then you'll see.
[pipe organ music in E minor!]
Theo, no one will notice if it does because vampsters don't show up in mirrors or on film!!!!
that picture just killed me. That tongue, the face, Those beady eyes looking up and oh god those paws. That hammy will take over the world one day and we won't be noticing cuz out head will be 'sploding.
Can i get a squeee people. Amen
sooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!
That is a conundrum, J. Poe. Maybe thermal imaging? Night vision?
Eeep!
The prophecy! The prophecy!
*Sinks into a deep trance*
And lo it came to pass that the hammy did visit the house of many brothers.
And the brotherhood did drink and revel.
And the hammy was much offended.
'Forsooth, thou Bacchanalian brethren I am not a mere totem for your amusement. I am the hammy of legend. And I shall bring peace to the earth. Behold!'
And the hammy did stick out his tongue and bestow the lick of truth upon three of the brethren.
And then there arose from the masses a Squee that did resonate through-out the campus, rippling outward for all mankind to hear.
A great peace and joy fell upon the brethren
And cupcakes did rain from the heavens.
And the rivers and oceans did turn to liquid
chocolate of varying hues.
And the sun did more brightly shine…. but did not emit harmful UV rays.
Thus spoke the hammy, “Transmit my image far and wide so that all those who see it shall, tremble and squee and know peace.”
I was just gonna say that the reason his eyes are shining is that he's thinking, "Now that I know how good he tastes, if I can just trip this human on the stairs, I'll eat like a king!"
But EricaE tells a much better story.
And no one has mentioned the perfect and magnificent spread of whiskers here.
I assume you were all too distracted by that tongue.
(That tongue.... Must do the bidding of hammy, must please the bearer of the pink tongue....)
And no, no stamps with this tongue.
Can you imagine how long it would take hammy to lick an entire stamp?
He'd have to start over, because the first bit would dry out.
Much too much like work for a little guy like this.
EricaE!
We have an ORACLE!
Eeeeeeeeee lookit those tiny paws with each individual toe clinging on the finger!!! The sparkling mischievous eyes! Twitchy nose and whiskers!
The tiny paw keeping the finger in place! ^_^
I only reveal what the voices tell me to. ;o)
Put that finger away! can't see enough of hammie-tongue to truly believe!
Erica: LOL!!! Huzzah! May it be so! :D
I dunno about Lou Costello...he looks more like Vincent Price to me...which brings us back around to the Vampster side of town.
Tell us more Oh wise EricaE... we await with glee and squees!
Weeeell, M-... the voices did mention something about offerings of baked-goods like cake, danish, assorted cookies....
I'm setting up a shrine... Um yeah, and I will take your offerings to the hammy personally.
*Gives a furtive side-long glance to see if anyone is buying this.*
Oh Jesus that is just too cute.
BTW, I had a dream about Neil Gaiman last night. Not sure what to think about that, other than I need to buy another volume of Sandman.
Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooodness!!! As the picture slowly loaded, I first saw the ears on that cutie pie and I nearly hyperventilated. That tiny little tongue just did me in! *melts*
How'd you know about my dreams?!?!
**suspicious stare**
Are you with Homeland Security? [Homeland Security: CSI (Cute Stuff Investigation)]
Ummm Oracle EricaE... how about lazagna? Will the hammie take lazagna... I make 12 different versions! *l*
(I only assemble and decorate baked goods...)
Can't say i've every seen a hamster tongue! How cute is that?!
M-
I have consulted with the hammy. Offerings of lasagna are acceptable. Hammy prefers spinach lasagna with lots of cheese.
If you would like to become an acolyte in the sacred bakery of the Benevolent order of the Sisters of the Fluffy Cupcake, I'm sure we could find a place for you as a cake decorator.
More than the tongue - how bout those too sweet little pet feet??? With the hint of soft pink pads...SQUEE! And the clear adoration in the eyes - this hammie luffs his human...in more ways than one! :-)
Cupcake? No!!! The Benevolent Order is under fire! A cat-rat-pack-attack on fluffy orange cupcapes is underway even now!!!
oh goodnight! I can't even breathe it's so cute... someone QUICK!!! ask the hammie if he'll perform mouth to mouth!
oh lordy. I had a fixed expression of complete GLEE on my face for about 3 minutes after viewing this.
SQUEEE HAMSTER TONGUE!! LOOKIT!
ahem.
My God. 'cupcakes'
And I always preview before posting. Wow.
Oh my goodness that's too damn cute!!!! Put THAT on a shirt!!!!!
::::::::THUD:::::::::::
[knocked out cold from hamster tongue cuteness]
grab giant finger, then lick.
*lick!*