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Apr 01, 2006

I can stop anytime I want

Look, I don't have a problem YOU have a problem. Yeah, sure, I enjoy my wine, but it's NOT A PROBLEM. Besides, I can stop whenever I want to! I don't neeeeeeeeed Pinot Noir. I don't HAVE to have it. I know I could be spending money on other things like better carpeting and stemware, but I LIKE my Pinot Noir, and if you can't handle it, well, that's like, your opinion man.


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This kitty PROVES it's Saturday night....

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 06:58 PM

*That's* what I was thinkin'! Have a great night! Yow!

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 06:59 PM

This kitty is really "in his cups" [a la Shakespeare]

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:05 PM

Is that a Big Lebowski reference?

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:05 PM

Wow. White cat + blue glass + orange shag carpet.

It's sensory overload.

A thinker
 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:05 PM

Chris, it's Shakespearean for being drunk. I forget which play--one of those things that just sticks in your mind forever.

The Big L is one of the best movies ever! I think I need to see it again soon. (for the 4th time)

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:09 PM

Owner: Whoa kitty!! If you wanna wake up in the morning, you'd better stop now.... ok, fine, honey.. fire up the car, were goin' to the vet!!!!!!!

Cat: Ok, ok, I'll stop now! Just not the vet! Not the vet!

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:11 PM

Nice catch—yes, "well, that's like, your opinion, man" is a Big Lebowski reference—and also the worst comeback EVAR!

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:15 PM

Meg- what?? who's nice catch?

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:17 PM

I can see it now, that will be one huge kitty hangover come Sunday Afternoon!

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:35 PM

LOL, I am an habitual slashdotter but since you showed up on *our* front page, I somehow have to come and check for new cute things every 5 minutes... You've slashdotted me!

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:39 PM

sorry, Chris! thought you meant my obtuse comment.

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:43 PM


 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 07:55 PM

Ah. Reminds me of the time I got my cat drunk on Pernod pudding....

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 08:03 PM

Joe Cocker Spaniel posts rule. Time for another CA(p)Tion Contest?

Saturday Night Live
 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 08:13 PM

Cat: (Hic!) Heh! I'm fooling them (hic!) into thinking I'm a wineglass. (Hic!) I'm invishible, I am! (Hic!) Doesh anyone know if mind-control rays work through these things? (Hic!)

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 08:24 PM

Oh we're not done with you yet.

I really have to wonder about what makes someone come up with the image used in the "plastic tube approach" item. That's just *bizarre*.

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 09:00 PM

Great commentery again, Meg! ^_^ The picture reminds me of those old Tom and Jerry cartoons when Jerry (the mouse) slams a vase on Tom (the cat)'s head, the vase cracks, and poor Tom's head is now shaped like it. Bonsai Kitten-esque.

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 09:32 PM

What ails thou, snowy feline
That thou drownst thy sorrows in wine?

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 09:46 PM

Hey everybody, I got an idea! C'mon, you know the words...

"99 bottles of beer on the wall
"99 bottles of beeeer...
"Take one down, pass it around,
"98 bottles of beer on the wall!"

(Namelink. Of course.)

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 10:04 PM

It's a good thing that's a white cat. Do you know how hard it is to clean Burgundy cat out of carpet?

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 11:02 PM

You seem like a great drinking buddy.

 |  Apr 01, 2006 at 11:31 PM

The cat is hopefully a peaceable drinker and not a violent one,not a combination of too much alcohol and very little sense.-Woods Walker

Woods walker
 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 12:37 AM

hes dead nbecause of that cup! :P

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 01:45 AM

alx5000: welcome to the Cute. It's addictive.

Other Mike: very, very good!!

A thinker
 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 05:45 AM


That must've been some party. Gads... how badly did I embarrass myself? No, wait, I don't want to know.

(Is that a dust wand up there? Looks like some kind of ancestor of the Swiffer.)

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 06:47 AM

what the hell is it? a ferret or cat.

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 06:58 AM

Lucia -- it's a carrot!

(April the Second -- All Fools' Hangover Day. Oy.)

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 07:02 AM

"Baybee..Let's get drunk and beee somebodyyyy!"

A la Toby Keith.

LUV da Kitty Kat!

Jan Spencer
 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 08:26 AM

OMG that beautiful kitty looks just like my baby girl, Pandora! *Huggles Pandora and her oh so soft white coat of fluff*

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 08:33 AM

awww pretty kitty is an alcomaholic

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 09:08 AM

"A jug of wine,
A loaf of bread
And thou
A book of verses
Underneath a bow..."

E. Collison
 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 10:10 AM

"Lucyyy (hic) I'm hoooome! (hic)
You got some explaining tooo dooo (hic)!"

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 10:52 AM

BOTTOMS UP! (or bottoms sideways with head in cup, or whatever...)

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 12:33 PM

I haven't seen carpet that ugly in years. I thought it had been eradicated from the face of the earth, but NO. It's no wonder that cat drinks.

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 01:32 PM

Bwahahahah! Love it.

Jason Hackwith
 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 03:52 PM

OMG that cat stole my great-grandpa's carpet!

pretty funny

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 04:56 PM

Mel -- too right.
Uuuunfortunately... I'm parked on some of that very stuff right now. (Came with the house.)
I won't mention the color of the walls down here.

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 06:21 PM

I have carpet like that in my living room. I don't have a cat quite like that one, though. (I'm sure, however, that Belle would insist she's a prettier cat than that one.)

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 06:56 PM

When I've had one too many Pinot Purrs, I get positively feline as well.

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 07:35 PM

"Yeah, laugh while you can, you pink, hairless monkey. I know where you keep your clean laundry!"

 |  Apr 02, 2006 at 09:31 PM

Better carpeting hehheh; love it. My kitty had to go to NA before we could afford better than orange shag.

 |  Apr 03, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Too true, I bet even rats nests have better floors!!!!!!! (No offence to any rat lovers out there, I meant that as wild rat nests.)

 |  Apr 03, 2006 at 10:56 AM

That kitty better loosen up on the booze or else he's going to get a feline hangover! One of our cats used to do that with drinking glasses and ravioli cans until he got his head stuck...

 |  Apr 03, 2006 at 11:50 AM


 |  Apr 03, 2006 at 02:19 PM

I wonder if this is what I looked like on Friday night... y'know, but not nearly as anerable.

 |  Apr 03, 2006 at 04:31 PM

lol the commentary was just wonderful. especially about the carpet :x

 |  Apr 03, 2006 at 05:37 PM

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