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Apr 25, 2006

How to enjoy a delicious Kitten™ brand Push-Up treat!

Step 1: Wrap your Kitten Push-Up in a towel, this is going to be messy.

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Step 2: From bottom of Kitten Push-Up, gently push upwards, making sure ears are not caught on towel. Reassure Push-Up that everything is OK.

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Step 3: If Push-Up mews, it's in the correct position. You may gently snorgle! Kitten Push-ups usually only last 3 minutes in this position, so be sure and take a photo.

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Frozen yogurt props to Nate T., treat-maker.

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SWEETIE POP!

But I dunno... not the best dishrag anymore.

Theo
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:28 PM

Aaawww! Poor little kitty!

mandy
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:28 PM

The eyes...THE EYES!!!

arbed
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:31 PM

Arbed -- the middle pic, right? Yeah. Plaintive.

Theo
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:36 PM

That first pic really shows the importance of ears in cuteness. Small ear to head = good. No ear to head = weird.

So cute. I don't think the yellow stripe is the best colour for the gingerness though daaaahling.

Lilie

lilie
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:41 PM

Aaawww. Yes, the middle pick has me sympathy pouting. I loves him! *Huggle*

ElfOwl
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:42 PM

Yep, and that shade of almost midnight blue.....

arbed
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:42 PM

is that the same lil' one in each pic? they sure are cute-n-tasty!

chet's momma
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:42 PM

man! put it down. haha.

BENTONG
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:44 PM

OH, I'm in heaven! I wish you could buy *these* at the corner store. What a sad little face in the middle pic!!

A thinker
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:47 PM

Oh Jebus that is cute! Love the smashed ear and the sideways ears. HOW DARLING!

Beauregard
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:47 PM

Something about that little one's expression...

"Tell me sir, have you confused your cat recently?

Well we ...

Yes ... well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused.

What?

Confused. To shake it out of its state of complacency. I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. Here is their card.

'Confuse-a-Cat Limited'."

Aubrey
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:50 PM

does anyone remember dreamsicle pops?--orange and vanilla, just like this kitten!

deirdre
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 03:59 PM

Monty Python: the answer to life's most vexing situations.

mariser
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:01 PM

YELLER KITTEH!!

/wheeee!
//wheeee!
///wheeee!
////honk-shu, honk-shu

mariser
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:02 PM

KITTEH!

First picture: WTF

Second picture: Let me go!

Third picture: You have earned yourself painful scratchy death!

Zombie
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:06 PM

Yay! Kitten Push-Up Pops --- And *JUST IN TIME* for Summer!
(Will these be available from the Good Humor truck, or at the Dairy Queen, or in the freezer case at my local grocery store???)

you guys r silly
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:12 PM

Mmmm. Marmalade flavor. My favorite!

Alyson
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:14 PM

Look at those beautiful blue eyes!
What a sweetheart.

Jayme
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:16 PM

Damn it...now I want a Creamsicle... and a kitten. Boyfriend is NOT going to be happy!

Miss_thing
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:16 PM

Haw! Looks more like a pita wrap than a pop, tho. :-)

And LOL, Zombie! That's exactly what it looks like the kitteh is thinking.

AuntieMame
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:17 PM

Sweet, but yes, the middle pict--one second after it was taken, I can hear in my mind the pitiful, imploring, mew which escap'd the babe's mouth!

I do remember Dreamsicles! They were my favorite--orange sherbet and vanilla. Yummykins!

jaypo
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:22 PM

Good enough to eat!

Jenni
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:26 PM

Does anyone else find themselves craving a gyro?

Alyson
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:29 PM

Oh cranky tiny kitty! So tasty!

lisa
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:30 PM

At least Kitten Push-Up won't drip stickyness onto your clothes. Aww...what a cutie!

Jackie
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:32 PM

Sweet Jesus - These photos make me want to go get a kitten, and I don't even like cats. Damn them for being so sickeningly cute!

lisa
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:44 PM

Kitten in a dishrag, #2,3 extra pitiful looking.. this little kitten told the one from SWORN TO SECRECY 'I am going to make myself look EXTRA pitiful and they'll all give me presents'!!

THE dizzy kids
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:54 PM

Does kitten get an "ehn!" for the effort it took after picture three to swivel its ears back into their correct position?

Aubrey
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 04:58 PM

Please, more pitiful kittens, why dunnsombody do some 'KEANE ' ones.. I d'lv to see that..yerpal MTM

moptopmouse
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 05:02 PM

These comments are so funny that I'm actually not going to make any further comments here. (Except to say that the facial expressions are Q W T, that is...)

E. Collison
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 05:03 PM

Confuse-a-Cat Ltd.? Weren't they acquired by Bewilderbeest Inc. in a hostile takeover? I'm sure I read it in the gnus...

Tony James
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 05:30 PM

Such tiny cheek-puffs. Cuteoverload, have I told you lately that I love you? ;)

Laura
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 05:31 PM

So here I am, stressed out so much over my two final projects for school, one of which is my final graduation project. In a last ditch attempt to not throw up from the ulcer that is a-brewin' from said stress, I click on CO. Lo and behold, the kitten pop! Guaranteed to neutralize stomach acid and elict squees of delight in the darkest hour of my scholarly career. Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!!

twentythreecakes
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 05:33 PM

A sweet kitten treat!

Jay Fry
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 05:44 PM

I would like a kitten push up!

Jennifer
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 06:12 PM

Damn, I'm hungry, I going to Baskin Robins!!!!!!!

Hammy
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 06:16 PM

Tony James, looking like a strong contender...

A thinker
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 06:18 PM

"Ehn" for effort! AHAHAHAHA!

Meg
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 06:44 PM

Am I the only one who think this kitty kind of resembles Haley Joel Osment (especially in the 2nd pic)?

J'adorable!

Jenny
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 06:47 PM

The eyes!
It's little Apple Paltrow Martin in kitten form. Cute, but...
OK, just cute.


[but when she grows up, you know she ain't gonna get laid]

belle
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 06:51 PM

Cute! A summer treat that when you lick it, it licks you back!

^-^

Rafael
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 07:23 PM

wait a second...are there three...THREE kitten push-up treats? those kittens are ridiculously cute. You should take a picture of all of them being pushed-up simultaneously.

peas
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 07:29 PM

I didn't think kittens managed to acquire the extreme looks of disgruntlement until rather older, when they become jaded, cynical full-on cats. Photo evidence proves that theory wrong.

However, I don't think they could muster a good "Nyerrrhe!" among them.

Laurie
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 07:32 PM

Thinker - I don't know, having seen the level of sanity around here (yours truly included), I am afeared to think what kind of award I might be in the running for ;)

Tony James
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 07:34 PM

The flat ears in pik 3 look like "Kitten Push-Up my fuzzy orange heinie, muddahluvah - tell you dis, ain't gonna be no frozen yoh-gurt in yo' slipper tomorrow morning, no SUH!"

Tony James
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 07:38 PM

T J -- seems you've got a passel of puns & Python-isms. That's ready currency in Blog World. Careful with the "no SUH" stylings, tho; it's right on the same fine line I was toying with here:
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Baroo

Theo
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 07:59 PM

So very very cute! I just want to hug it and never let go! I love those dark blue eyes.

misstegan
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 08:01 PM

Note to Chet's Momma, Peas, and Laurie -- just to be clear here, that's 3 pix of 1 kitten. Ho-kay?

Different dish-towel every shot, tho.
;)

Theo
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 08:04 PM

The second pic makes it look like the cats in a straight jacket!!!!!!! Sad!!!!!! Get him out!!!!

Hammy
 |  Apr 25, 2006 at 08:08 PM

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