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Mar 27, 2006

Rule #18: Have a teeny tiny tail

Would you please just look at Master Fluff. Yes, the same Master Fluff of "Doc-tare Pepp-are Manshons" fame. She has the smallest cutest tail ever captured on film. And if you lean really close to the screen, you can snorgle her ears.


Remember the deal; "If you bring me dee treats, I come out of dee manshon." Wise, wise, words, Master Fluff.

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CO has turned me into a bunny person!

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 08:56 AM

Sweeeet! Want one! Well, two, one for me, and one for my girlfriend :)

PS: Noen norske her?

Trond Helge
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 08:56 AM

perfection of white bunny fluffulence. what more could you ask for.

A thinker
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 09:01 AM

I must know what type of rabbit Master Fluff is T_T

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 09:15 AM

Aaaw. Too cute.

Trond Helge: Nix, men en svenska. :)

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 09:22 AM

dear Master Fluff,

when are you adding the Vans expannshon to dee manshon?

and, will i fit?

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 09:23 AM



 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 09:25 AM

Technical question: do you "snorgle" with your nose?

Way cute little bun bun. I'm thinking more and more I might need one of my very own. Can they cuddle with you in bed at night?

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 09:46 AM

Whats "snorgle"?

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 09:50 AM

wait 'til you're 13.

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 09:59 AM

I'm gonna turn 13 in a couple weeks, tell me dude, and how do you know I'm twelve?

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 10:02 AM

Master Fluff is female, actually, despite the name. Might want to fix the pronouns in the post. But this makes no difference to the KYOOT!

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 10:02 AM

That bun is the undisputed epitome of an Easter rabbit. You know, the perfect Easter rabbit that exists in everyone's childhood dreams. Absolutely gorgeously delicious. I wonder what he weighs?

Meow House
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 10:08 AM

Y'know, I think "Mistress Fluff" is the better name. Perfect balance of menace and mooosh.

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 10:20 AM

...also I think we might need a Cute O. FAQ, the way Fark has a Farkisms page. Here's a start:

1) "Squee" -- the sound that comes out of your head as it caves in from teh uttr kyootness. Completely involuntary, and audible only to dogs.

2) "Snorg"/"Snorgle" -- to mash one's face and nose into a soft fluffy bunny/kitty/puppy belly, while making kissy goo-goo noises.

3) "Prosh" -- 1 part Precious, 1 part Posh. (Snorgled, not stirred.)

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 10:31 AM

It would be really hard to resist squeeeeeeeezing the bunny poop out of this cudgee bunny! awwwwwwwww! :o3

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 10:35 AM

good god in heaven...tiny ears, tiny feetsies, tiny tail....and ALL of it FLUFFY!!!...is this much *cuteness* even LEGAL???

you guys r silly
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 11:00 AM

P.S. GREAT definitions, Theo!!! Thanks!

you guys r silly
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 11:01 AM

OOoh. Theo, great idea!

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 11:02 AM

Bunny looks a little grouchy. Cute little grumpledy bunny!

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 11:44 AM


/totally voluntary

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 12:06 PM

Theo, I totally agree—a glossary has been on my list to do for weeks!

Also must add: "ehn!"

And I think we should ban the word "widdle".


 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Ya missed a "he," Meg.

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 12:53 PM

>>Also must add: "ehn!"

And I think we should ban the word "widdle".<<

Oh YEAH, on both counts. I like the FAQ idea a lot, too - y j'taime le petit lapin! C'est trop, trop charmante. Excuse-moi, j'ai un swoooooon.

E. Collison
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 02:03 PM

You don't have to understand, Anybody's. E. Collison wasn't talking to you.

Je comprends parfaitement, E.C. Le petit maître Fluff, il est (elle est?) tres joli(e).

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 02:14 PM

You definitely need to get more bunnies up in this shizzle, fo sho!

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 02:46 PM

>>il est (elle est?) tres joli(e).<<

"*He* has the smallest cutest tail ever captured on film. And if you lean really close to the screen, you can snorgle *her* ears."

Moi, j'ai le "fit" de "snorgle(s)."

E. Collison
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 02:52 PM

Just too precious!

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 03:15 PM

Just for a giggle, I put Meg's intro through babelfish, English to French, and this is what I got:

"Voulez-vous svp regard juste au duvet principal. Oui, le même duvet principal "Doc.-tarent Pepp-sont de la renommée de Manshons". Il a la plus petite queue la plus mignonne jamais capturée sur le film. Et si vous vous penchez vraiment près de l'écran, vous pouvez snorgle ses oreilles."

I notice that babelfish doesn't know how to translate "snorgle" either...

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 03:16 PM

Oh my!

E. Collison
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 03:18 PM

oh my gosh, masta fluff is just tooooo cute!! I want a bunny like that... I wonder what breed he is?! (T W T);;;

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 03:45 PM

"smallest tail ever captured on film" makes me long for a Master Fluff video clip...

E. Collison
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 04:04 PM

Ahhhh, Master Fluff returns! He was a celeb for a while on the LJ Baaaaabyanimals community :D

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 04:25 PM

Master Fluff looks rather like my Momo and Otto bunnies which are both Netherland Dwarfs.

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 04:38 PM

AWW!! I missed seeing pitcures of Master fluff. Use to see her pictures on Baaaaayanimals.

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 04:40 PM

The technical term for a "teeny tiny tail" is also cute.


 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 07:05 PM

If it were any cuter it would be farting pink bunnies

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 08:00 PM


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute, that thing does NOT look real.

It's too impossibly cute.

Mr Fluffy
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 08:59 PM

I think the bunny is a variety of Neatherland Dwarf rabbit. They are the smallest variety of rabbit. The largest for anyone's informaton is the Flemish Giant. Anybody's remember you told everybody your age.-Woods Walker

Woods walker
 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 09:40 PM

I came, I saw, I snorgled. And now my nose is as flat as a Persian kitty's.

 |  Mar 27, 2006 at 10:34 PM

**gasp** is bunny!

 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 12:01 AM

woods walker, i believe, is correct. i seem to remember her owner saying she was a netherland dwarf.


 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 04:25 AM

Ooh! A real, live toy bunny! Time for a snuggly nap!

 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 04:53 AM

Here comes bunny cotton tail...boppin down the bunny trail...bippity bop bop bippity bop bop cuteness all the way...

Boisterous Bunny
 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 05:38 AM

"anerable" needs to be in the glossary too

 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 09:09 AM

With apologies to ABBA...

Bunny, bunny, bunny,
Must have bunnies,
Hold 'em in my hand.
Bunny, bunny, bunny,
Always bunnies,
Hold 'em in my hand
All the things I could do
If I had a little bunny
Hold 'em in my hand.

Tony James
 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 10:25 AM

Master Fluff brings my bf and I together. We're both in college right now and love quoting the "Doct-are Pepp-are Manshon" bit all the time (we also quote the lee-zard caption quite a bit). Yesterday I printed this picture out with the caption "Master Fluff lofs you! and so do I!" and he loved it :) [Even though he pretends not to because he is very manly, of course]

 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 10:57 AM

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E. Collison
 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 12:25 PM

"If it were any cuter it would be farting pink bunnies"

Pandemic, you read the loserz comic, huh?

 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 04:58 PM

Tony, that was truly awesome, even though it took me a minute to get it.

 |  Mar 28, 2006 at 05:41 PM

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