Kaption Kontest™
This has WAY too many possibilities for captions. Ya'll must wrack your brains and come up with a good one. Mountain Dew encouraged for maximum brainstorming. I'll have to send the winner (as judged by someone—not me, maybe my sister?) a free 'World Peace hamster" T-shirt. Yes, we're still working on those shirts.
//HUGE props to "Subhangi" who suggested the Kaption Kontest™ in the first place. T-shirt to you too, Dude!//
Great find, Jessica B.! Thank you.
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"uhg....I am NOT loving it"
"Think outside the Happy Meal"
i fell in and now i'm stuck and now my bottom is wet and cold and i want to get out now.
I'd like a small cup of Yo!
Supersize me!!
...please?!?
Want a Chihuahua with that coffee?
or
Want some coffee with that Chihuahua?
"Excuse me, I ordered the LARGE chihuahua?"
1.) "...first it was milk products in the french fries--and now even the COFFEE isn't safe for vegans!!"
2.) "McDonalds is pleased to announce their new Chihuahua-flavored malt--avaliable in shor or longhaired sizes!"
--TwoDragons
Caution: Contents are cute and can cause your head to explode!
in stores now: Cup o' Puppy!!!!!
The long awaited McDonalds/Taco Bell merger did not go quite as expected.
ahhh, muuuch better. Good thing I was inside of this here pee-cup!
"These new child seats are so confining."
I thought they said this was a "luxury" car.
Excuse me....excuse me...you gave me an extra large in a medium cup.
"I'm not wearing any underwear."
"In Bizarro-world, you are driving a Mexican car with a cupful of German shepherd."
Ah screw it. I'm just not funny.
Can't believe I missed this:
PUP-O-CCINO!
"caught on camera with mcdonalds merchandise: the end the taco bell chihuahua's career"
"help meeee! i am stuck in here with my owner and his farts that were caused because of this super size soda he drank!"
"why am i stuck in this cup you ask? because last time he left me alone in here i high-jacked to car"
"just because these cups have a recycle sign on them doesnt mean they're animal friendly!"
The hell with Taco Bell, yo quiero a Big Mac.
mistake, on the first one i left out the "of" in "...the end OF the ..." whoopsy-daisy
"Ow ow! Get me out of here, the coffee's too hot!"
"Recently McDonalds has looked into the hotdog market, but a mixup at the food ordering company caused the promotion to be quickly retired."
This is why the health inspector always says "Yo quiero Taco Bell!" instead of going to McDonalds.
Are the Happy Meals just not happy enough anymore? No more worrying. All new! Free toy-[dog] with every meal!
"I asked for a cup of water... and got a cup of chee-wa-wa!"
"I ordered a large. How embarrassing. Now, please take care of this immediately."
I've heard of the "teacup poodle" but this is going a bit too far!
Would you like fries with that?
"That's-a spicey meat-a-ball!"
We are now offering Doggie Cups
The salesman said this thing came with bucket seats.
And you thought the people that found the finger in the Wendy's chili had a lawsuit!
Taco bell, we have your dog. Return the clown to us immediatly or we will be forced to take drastic measures.
-McDonalds
On second thought...maybe ice wasn't such a good idea.
Fucking tacos. I want a damn Big Mac!
Yo quero to get out of this frickin' cup.
McDonalds Pet Emporium, special today, small coffee and cream dogs.
Caution: The pup you are about to cuddle may have an extra wet nose!
or
Oops...did it again...
New at McDonalds, Hot Tamales!
Designed in Germany, built in Mexico, sold from L.A to Long Island... electric top, sport shift, bucket seats, ABS, GPS and all-wheel drive--but not one steenkin' cup holder? ¡Hijo de perra!
Incontinence isn't pretty, but Paris was determined to take Tinkerbell out for lunch.
"Over One Billion Served! Okay, maybe more like Over One Million Served! Okay, maybe it's really Just One Served! (And Counting!!!)"
"And now this late-breaking update from Channel 5: Elderly Woman Spills Doggie Into Lap Due to Unsafe Cup-Labeling Protocol; Sues McDonalds for Extensive Slobber Damage"
I don't see what's so special about a cup of coffee...
Mom can we get another Happy Meal, that's the best toy ever.
Gotto pee. Gotto pee. Ooo... lovin it.
Milkaholic - of course!
CP - that "Bizarro World" line definitely made me laugh. Love it. And "Pup-o-ccino" would get my vote, if we were voting.
Denita - re: McD's vs. vegans - too right.
Jaime - [evil chuckle] screw the clown; keep the dog!
OK, I like Kim's take too.
Kevin waiting for Britney to return with the burgers.
"Last I knew I was in Tijuana and now it's all sprechen zie Deutsch, whatever that means. Man, I gotta lay off that tequila from now on."