Oh Tofu, I lof you so moshe

Oh Tofu, I can only stuff so moshe of you into my powshes. If only I could stuff entire CITY BLOCKS of tofu into my powshes.

"My dearest Tofu..." - Chmurka, originally uploaded by pyza*.

Dear, dear Tofu. You make Chmurka one happy ham. Thanks, Ulrike S. ;)

Nyyerrrrrrow! [peeling out sound]

COMIN' THRU, PEOPLE

Nice Ham HumVeeeee, Goran G.!

Junior Scampersons...

...caught MID-SNORF [mini tail twitch]

Baby Squirrel, originally uploaded by Odalaigh.

As Sender-Inner Dana S. would say, "Sqrl!"

Ferret Glamour Shots

Does this look too posed? [paws clenched]

I am TEWTELLY sending this one to Brad, he is gonna FREAKOMGI'MSOHOT

People, it just don't get more rednk than the Pets Gallery over at Glamour Shots. You LOF EET!

Nice photos Ground Effects Ferretry! and thanks to Sender-Inner One-Eyed D. (who, by the way, found these photos by Google Image searching the word 'ghetto fabulous' natch.)

There is not enough eye-rolling in the world to counter this photo

Obvy, our friends The Chinchillaz are having a Saturday night birthday party. They appear to be downing popcorn-shaped jello shots. Um, and the hats are chinchilla-SIZED. Did you hear me, People? CHINCHILLA-SIZED!!!

Photo found by Sharilynn and Jerod L. while searching "redonkulousness" on Wikipedia. Photo by Missy8964

Shhh! Just let me kees

Ssshhhhhh. [puts paw over beak]

Just... just let me keees

If lovin' a squirrel is wrong, I don't wanna be right, Nancy P.

Tiny brefs!

You gotta see this lil' video of the tiny brefs of this lil' hamster guy.

Oh, and the bite-able ears. You could do two nibbles and they'd be gone.

This is for Jenn H., fiancée of Sender-Inner Daniel M. (Lucky girl!)

You didn't eat your apple today, did you.

Red delicious, Granny Smith—you HAD your choice and you chose NONE. Well that's it, I will no longer be your hamster nutritionist.

Goodbye, Christopher T. This is all your fault.

The last step; add a pinch of behbeh gerbil

Make that smiling baby grebil. The recipe calls for 'smiling'.

What animal is this? - It's final: this is a sweet baby gerbil, originally uploaded by Pierre Friedmann.

Found by the fabulous Johanna S.!

These wedges look fabulous

Nom nom nom. [Chews on mall pretzel]

Should we go to Forever 21 next?

Chmurka - fashion victim!, originally uploaded by pyza*.

Exsquisite find, Heather! (from Pyza's photo stream, natch)

HALP!!! Halp meh!

This puppeh is trying to snorgle my ass and I SERIOUSLY CANNOT DEAL

Wendy P., you, my friend, are ruh-donk. Hear me? RUH-DONK.

Hameaster

HOPPY HOPPY HAM HAM!

[don't miss the minscule paw action on our favorite hamsters "Chmurka" and "Szarotka"]

Easter Bunny Chmurka, originally uploaded by pyza*.

Easter Bunny Szarotka, originally uploaded by pyza*.

 

Ferrets 'n' Racks

It was bound to happen. Ferrets are mischievous, burrowing kneesocks-with-eyes and they want in on the Cats 'n' Racks action. Well, I hope they're happy now.

Jennie W., Sami and Chouji are ferretabulous! Ehn, ehn ehn!

Mini slurp

It looks like this Sugar Glider is somewhere in Switzerland, mini-slurping freshly-churned buttermilks, with only the teeniest of tongues. Go, Madamoiselle Sugères! Go! Read more on this lil' guy's life here. It will make your head tilt.

Photo by Sue J. Sender Inner J to the S., slurpariffic.

And now, a petite Squirrelio + friend

Sender-Inner Audrey N. invites us to: "Note the tail puff, knobbular knuckles, and 360-degree ReflectO-Orb Beadulous Eyes™."

Um, Thank you, Audrey.

Also, Audrey's friend Daniel took a photo of this junior McSnakersons, who obvy must have the tiniest tongue in the woild.

Gracias, Audrey and Daniel. ;)

Sugar Submish

Says Sender-Inner Sarah M.: "This is Lucy. She's a sugar glider. And clearly amazing at it. I can't even tell you how long it took to get a good shot of her leaping across the room...those are some fast little suckers!"

Sarah, exquisite cropping. Serious.

Hammie-Sammie

First, assemble your cheese slicer, corer, knife, apple, whole wheat and fromage.

Create hamster-lunch-sized buns, cheese and apple slices

Place Hammie-Sammies in stay-fresh powshe for lunchtime. [Table optional]

For more on Hammie Sammies and the wonderful World of Lucy, check out HamsterTracker.com!

Kitteh on Ham action

The crafty Japanese Cuteologists are AT IT AGAIN. This time, it's Kitteh on Ham action. Watch as this lil' ham tempts fate crawling into the kitteh food dish. Marvel how the kitteh walks ever-so-daintily so his hammie passenger doesn't fall off. Ahhhnnnggg [gurgling sound]

Katt, this is an encore presentayshe, so thanks (again).

Hamster with nads of steel

Brave Hamster: I know your schnozzle is as big as my head, but I call the shots around here.
Puppeh: [Sniff]

That, my friends, is one brave ham.

Karen, Cocoa and Momo, I'm sure you have adventure stories to tell us about in the comments...

"Best Friends"? Dee-bate-able! [singsong]

OK, OK, decide for yourself... I think we have a case of one patient kitteh, and one little "annoying sibling" fereeeetpannts.

It's still all snorgling all the time, though, Mr.... Mills!

There will be NO trumpet practice today

Ahem. Today, we will be playing HAM-MONICA! [unbelievably evil hamster giggles follow]

Karen W., will he work as a mute?

Rescute Behbeh Squirtel

['Squirtel' Get it? 'Cause he's gettin' milk squirted into his powsche.]

I like the little white furs around his eye capsule too, Darcy D. ;)

Could these guys be ANY PROSHER

Nyerhe. The answer is nyerhe. They COULD NOT be more precious. These behbeh sugar gliders are like lil' mini love skunks.

Renée L., what little handfuls. Ahnnnn!

Hamster 'Tocks with a Queen soundtrack

GiggleSugar is getting in on the 'Tock action with this hilarious hammie post. And because Freddy Mercury is singing, you MUST CRANK EET. [It's mandatory] The very very last bit is the best part IMHO.

Veronica H., you can forward urls with the best of 'em.

Ham Dip

Great, wait 'til the guys back at the Wheel hear about THIS

Michele L.K. Dip that Ham!

Who loves you, Baby?

I do. Lambchop—me. I love you. [Puts one paw over your mouth] Ssssshhh—Don't speak.

Carla R., Tell Lambchop to blast the Barry White, Girl.

Animal Phone

Wing wing! Wing wing! It's for you!

David Rosenberg's guinea peeg Noodle is just one of the stars. We've greenlit it for 43 more episodes.

Exsqueeze me. I prefer "Year of Rodentia"

Rats get ENOUGH atten-shons! They should share a bit on this Chinese New Year of the Rat thing. Year of RODENTIA is ONLY FAIR. Or even Year of Pocket Pets. Put that in your bamboo pipe.

Jen, that ham is a genius.

Shared Nom-u-laynce

Flash Gordon (baby guinea): "Ceeen I hef a leeeetle peesh?"

Wanda: "nom nom nom"

Class, let's take a closer look at the muzzlepowsche action on Flash Gordon. EN-FRICKIN'-HANCE:

Nice work. And now, another look at Mr. Gordon, in all his GOOGLY-EYED splendor. Everyone tilt your heads together on three: "1...2...3!"

Dr. Anne, what a prosh lil' fella you got there.

Heeding the call...

...TO PARTEH YEAR OF THE RAT STYLE! [Jumps out of sleeve, jumps into Hybrid Escalade]

LATE!

This rat's name is "Gin" and she and her whiskers are all about the party, right Amy G.?

Let's get this Year of the Rat STARTED

It's 8:29PM and it's time to GET THIS Year of the Rat kicked into HIGH GEAR! I got mah Two-Buck Chuck on and there is NO STOPPIN' MEH! [Unbelievable amounts of glurping follows]

Lori, Wendi has a problem. A DELICIOUS PROBLEM!!! *hic!*

Gung Hay Rat Choy!

You can come out now.

It's your year, little fella.

Rrrrrruurrrr [rat purring sounds] in your general direction, Brinke G. ;)

Ratspitality

[Rat Host] Hey! I just vacuumed the Lego couch, and got us some tiny rat-sized beers. Steve is stopping by later too. C'mon in. [Pokes head back in]  I'll get the door.

Hon, guests are here!

I wonder if the Rat wife could serve up little mini tacos, Emily B.? With a little apron?

Super Tuesday Votin' and Stoatin'

Dewds, here's a great voting advertisement; I just received a pre-recorded (natch) phone call from STEVIE WONDER saying that he called to say he 'loves me' and that I should vote for Barack Obama. Awesome, Barack. And, um, Holy target audience.

I think C.O. should sponsor a radio ad of kittens purring for a candidate.

Do I dare ask who YOU are voting for on this fine Sthuper Tuesday? I'm still writing in Colbert.

Whatever you do, just don't fergit to vote. Polls open 'til 8PM.

And let's not forget the baby Stoat 'n' Vote song: Vote vote vote, Like a baby stoat, stoat stoat stoat, cast a leetle vote! DO EET!

Doin' the Toe Nibbler'

Gah-nuzzle, Gah-nuzzle

[tiny munching of feets sound]

Hopping Mice, originally uploaded by Stephen Barnett.

// UPDATE -- the call for COXCU has been heard! //

Vitamin P

Git your vitamin peanut every day, to keep your ears squirrely and your EYES BEADEH!

[Plink plink!] (eyelash sound)

Nice lil' lower lip, J to the S!

We're watching the game from here

I don't think we can fit beers in here tho. That's a problem.

How about straws, Christi B.W.?

Must... get... fatter!

The UK Daily Mail is reporting that this anerable dormouse had to fatten up before going into hibernation mode [zzzzzzz] So rescue workers worked feverishly to stuff him full of delectabuhl ivy pollen and blackberries.

For some reason he also lives in a coconut apartment. "Dozey" is now sleeping peacefully and will wake up refreshed in April. I bet he'll have the tiniest of beards then.

Thanks, Manoj E.G. [Closing up coconut door for lights out]

Hon, I got the Ferret Bites!

[Sniffs cart]

HON? [yelling over aisle] CAN YOU GET SOME BABY FERRET FORMULA FOR FRANKIE?

We're oooooooout! [Sniffs Ferret Bites again]

I'm not gonna even AX how this photoshoot got started BunnyMama7...

I could use a wee bit o' luck!

A wee bit o' luck dipped in a Guinness might taste even better! [scampers off]

Maybe this will make me lucky!, originally uploaded by Albumen.

Claire N., nice McHamstersons!

Best ad for Life cereal yet