The Cat Tower of Algenon

The fight to the death is underway. WHO will get (and keep?!) top spot? Whomever uses their +15 mace, that's who.

Aaron R., great entire kitteh diary series and hilarious soundtracks...

You GOTTA send this to your boy/girlfriend right now

Click the "Email to a Friend" link under the photo, and with it, write something like:

"[Whitney Houston voice] Iiiiiiiiiiiiii will always lurve YERRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!"

Do eet, Anihka K., photo via ACC

Wake up! wake up! [shaking you awake]

This kitteh is totally from a dream you had the other night. She's all: "the time machine is this way! but we must hurry! [points paw to left]

Innocence.., originally uploaded by cbrown117 From Sender-Inner Lori W.!

Delectabuhl little muzzlepowshe

People, this kitteh is POTENT!!! POTENT I TELL YOU.

Like if he was shown to all world leaders simultaneously, it'd be Insta-World-Peace-Puddle.

Creatures | Little Ball of Fur, originally uploaded by azharc.

EXCELLENT find, Lori W.!

The day the lamb moved in

For six weeks, this behbeh lamb had to live inside the house 'cause he had a broke leggle. Check out the disdain from this pup;

And helpful licking action from this pup LOL:

Meanwhile, the cat moved into the barn (can't blame him):

Thanks for chronicling all this action, K. Snyder ;)

And now, a kitten sneaking up on a fennec fox

Hmm, I think I'll search on the keyword "Fennec foxes" and "kittehs" and see what happens [cross-eyed head tilt]

Rachael K., I don't even want to know how this happened. It's FAR too redonk.

Trubz 1 and Trubz Dos

Hard-charging T1 and T2 are coming your directshe and there is not a whole lot you're gonna be able to do about eet.

Close up on the Tailio Iglesias:

Susan R. Thanks for pointing out the teeny tailio. Very helpful. Also, Susan points out that one of the kittehs is also a massive thumb-chewer:

Caturday Craftin'

Sender-Inner Maria Ruth writes: "I am an avid collector (and embroiderer) of vintage embroidery patterns, and when I came across this one (it originally said "Sunday") I thought, "Oh, no, that looks like Caturday to me!"

...To use it, one would print off the Caturday_transfer.jpg, trace over it with a special embroidery transfer pencil (available from any craft store) and iron it onto a piece of cloth. I just made the "flipped" image so you can see what it looks like once it's ironed on.

Happy Caturday crafting!

Maria Ruth"

Download the Caturday front and back patterns here!

Maria Ruth, I DARE you to make day-of-the-week UNDERPANNTS designs next!

Yes, I speak a little Siamese

My extensive knowledge of Siamese tells me this kitteh is saying "NYERHE!" in 9-thousand different ways.

Rosa P., 1. She is NOT coming inside and 2. Yes she IS being cheeky

The Daily Snorgle

There should really be a website called 'The Daily Snorgle". And pics like this should be on it for your snorgling-from-afar pleasure.

[Cheek push causing eyeball smoosh]

Some snorglers MUST BE SUBDUED LIKE DEES [claw puncturing sound]

A little VAMPIRE KRONSCHE never hurt ANYONE! [Kronshe!]

Sender-Inner Jenna M., the tongue at the end is the best part.

Answer: .02 seconds

Question: How fast will this photo get posted on ICHC?

I Can Haz Right Hook, Sender-Inner P.A.K.!

How to crochet the most redonk cat hat ever

Who are these ridiculous people who insist on making hilarious cozies for EVERY THING ON THE PLANET? I love you People. Serious.

Check out the entire WikiHow article here.

From the article: " You can make a chin strap but this is only for the most patient and mellow of cats, and definitely not recommended if there are children who'll be trying to put this hat on the cat." OK!

Special thanks to WikiHow authors Hellokitty, Sondra C, Jack H, Flickety, Krystle, Nicole Willson, Anonymous, Chris Hadley, Cipher_nemo, Lorna145, Martyn P and Sender-Inner Karla B.!

One day, I'll be a MUSAK SUPERSTAR!

This kitteh is a regular Miles Davis, if Miles Davis had four paws and twitched during sleepies. Check out his paw action to the beat. Bizarro Montalban.

Phillip P.! Another quality foraged link!

This is NOT my idea of a Caturday

Let me out IMMEDIATELY or ye shall perish.

There you go, Jennifer N., your kitteh is now famous.

Famous and furious that is! (Please see C.O.X.C.U. for furiousness)

I can't believe people baby-talk like this

I would NEVER do that.

OMG listen to that purring action. Dang, Trialia X.!

AMAZING COORDINAY-SHONS

These bebeh kittehs have BUILT-IN RHYTHM. They're all 'bring on the 18-minute Phish jam, we're ready, bros'

Kelly C., LOVE the couch cover.

I'm just big-bo—OK I'm fat.

No, I'm not gonna use the word 'catastrophic' in this post. Don't worry.

I think he should hang out with THIS guy. Right K. H.? More on the story here...

What a DELICIOUS-looking leg I have!

I am SOOO delectabuhls!!!

Um, OK, Jessica B., that's a little weird, but with the folded tongue action, I'll accept it.

Pardon moi, [pokes head out] Could you keep it down?

I'm TRYING to curl up into a teeny creamsicle-colored ball, CAPISCE?

emergence of a cute cat, originally uploaded by DIgital DI.

Look at my bruddd-doi, so com-for-tuh-buhls

Don't worry ONE SECOND about heem. He's fine. He likes sleeping like this. Serious.

Excellent Marmalade sammich, Jamie in PA. Hey, how's the vote-counting going?

Caturdays 'n' theremins

Nuthin' goes with Caturday like a theremin. Yep, the good ole Caturday/Theremin combo. Reeeeeeeeeee [annoying sounds continue for three more hours]

Elizabeth J., I'm sure the Led Zeppelin reunion tour is gonna need at LEAST one theremin player.

Unclear on the concept

OMG

What a perfect Friday post. I don't even want to KNOW how this whole thing got started.

Sender-Inner Kat stole these photos from "Anilsa's Myspace". Obvy, Anilsa has SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO

An Engineer's Guide to Kittehs [eye roll]

OK, People, Everybody and their BROTHER is sending this video in. Who ARE these guys wanting us to know their kitteh techniques? Are they swingle? What IS their deal? My eyes are rolling all over the place.

RuthElisa K., you are the latest in a LONG LINE of Sender-Inners for this vid. So congrats.

And now, a kitteh puddle

People, this is an oldie but a GOODEH.

A good ole-fashioned calico kitteh puddle.

Sharon M. thank you for reminding us of this phenom-meh-nah [Say in Animal voice].

The TINIEST of kitten sneezes

People, we've all seen kittehs sneeze millions of times before. Usually, it's a light pat on the back or a simple 'cat-zoon-heit' response.

Not this time. This time, it's deadleh.

Arvana, you have the market cornered for mini sneezes. Monopoly even.

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Cutest Kitten in the World

There are really no sufficient words to accurately describe the proshness you are about to witness. Rest-assured the Japanese [shaking fist to sky] beat us AGAIN on this one. This time with the delectable dollop named "Memebon"

[drum roll]

See a LOT more of Memebon, her family and tons of merch over at Memebon.jp ;)

Prepping for Caturday

Wake us up tomorrow.

Whne we shall... TAKE OVER DEE WORLD!!!

Anna E., seriously potent potential world dominayshons going on there...

How could we reject such a submeeshon!?!

Apparentleh, this submeeshon was not accepted at C.O. and was posted over at ICHC. How could thees haf happened!?!?

Carrie L. and Teho, we're befuddled...

Winston is a piglet

A good friend once told me—"Meg, you know what you need on Cute Overload? MORE WINSTON" Well this one goes out to you, Ross ;)

Cheers to Rich over at FourFour for watching QVC/The Hills/Whatever that is and taking great video at the same time.

Encore Presentayshe: Face rub

OK, People, if enough of you NAG MOI I am forced (forced I say!) to re-post certain GEMS of Cuteness. This is one. Get a load of the purr-paws-over-face action:

OK, OK, Wayne! I'll post eet!

I count... 47 KITTEHS IN THIS KABOODLE

Er, lemme check again, may not 47. There are too many McSquirmersons in there, paddling for shore in their little life-raft thingie...

C.S.O. just turned me on to GATO ISLAND. Arriba!

Sworn enemies CAUGHT SNORGLING

These kittehs are usually 'sworn enemies', were caught in a Sunbeam Lick-a-thon™.

The kitteh's names are "Obama" and "Hillary" [OK, OK, I just completely made that last part up for entertainment purposes.]

What could they POSSIBLY be saying to each other?!

Carrie H., way to reach across the aisle.

This stubbularness is out of control

People, get a load of this Caturday Special. It's a Marmalade Scottish Fold kitteh, in his STUBBULAR STAGE OF DEVELOPMENTS! And ssssssssssh, if you listen real close, you'll hear the tiniest of purrs towards the end.

Thanks a lot for the cuteness-induced brain aneurysm, Alex M. and Kate H.

Rabbit Feet Peeeeellow

Burrrrr burrrrrrr burrrrrrrr [purring sound on bunny 'tocks]

Rabbit Feet, originally uploaded by kellydna.

Hey Arlo R., go Paly Vikes!

[Butler announcement voice] The Baroness Von Possum!

'Poss the Boss' (full name The Baroness Von Possum) after getting caught out in the rain.

Judith M., I suggest a roaring fire and whiskey in the water bowl to warm up.

I'm crawling up your pantleg and you are powerless to stop me

Hey, nice pajamas by the way. I shall now shred them TO PIECES

Jussssssssssss kiddin' Roxann L. JK.

Ehn! [knob turns]

I'm am going OUT

and you ken't STOP MEH

Ehn! [Right paw action on knob]

Brooke M. says that Rusty the Kitteh will also walk in on you in the bathroom. Of course.

TEH HYELANDRRR!

SUM UTHAR TIEM, MAKLOWD!!!

Cats. LOL.

Kitteh sez it all, rilly.  ROFLCOMBOS.  Wif speshul gest Lary LMAO an teh SNIKRdoodz.