The Daily Snorgle

There should really be a website called 'The Daily Snorgle". And pics like this should be on it for your snorgling-from-afar pleasure.

[Cheek push causing eyeball smoosh]

Some snorglers MUST BE SUBDUED LIKE DEES [claw puncturing sound]

A little VAMPIRE KRONSCHE never hurt ANYONE! [Kronshe!]

Sender-Inner Jenna M., the tongue at the end is the best part.

What a DELICIOUS-looking leg I have!

I am SOOO delectabuhls!!!

Um, OK, Jessica B., that's a little weird, but with the folded tongue action, I'll accept it.

Shhh! Just let me kees

Ssshhhhhh. [puts paw over beak]

Just... just let me keees

If lovin' a squirrel is wrong, I don't wanna be right, Nancy P.

Pa-sickie

Pa-sickie!

Pa-sickie!

Pa-sickie!

Sender-Inner Jack G. says his girlfriend can't help but roll into a ball when she watches this video. I AM IN THE FORM OF A BALL RIGHT NOW OMG

Sworn enemies CAUGHT SNORGLING

These kittehs are usually 'sworn enemies', were caught in a Sunbeam Lick-a-thon™.

The kitteh's names are "Obama" and "Hillary" [OK, OK, I just completely made that last part up for entertainment purposes.]

What could they POSSIBLY be saying to each other?!

Carrie H., way to reach across the aisle.

The Telltale Quaking Paw

The music, the licking, the QUAKING PAW

This is overwhelming [vapors]

Kitten Loves Puppy - Watch the top videos of the week here

Kendra P., we usually have a 'no nads' policy on C.O. because they're DiStRaCtInGk, but we'll make an exception this ONE TIME.

Delectabuhl kitteh gets slurping of a lifetime

Dog: You look kitteh-flavored.
Kitteh: Um! [quakes in stubbular boots]

Dog: Indeed! Quite delectabuhls!
Kitteh: [bats at lip curtains]

Heh, I like the term 'lip curtains', don't you Johanna S.?

Hamster with nads of steel

Brave Hamster: I know your schnozzle is as big as my head, but I call the shots around here.
Puppeh: [Sniff]

That, my friends, is one brave ham.

Karen, Cocoa and Momo, I'm sure you have adventure stories to tell us about in the comments...

Winston gets leecked on Valentine's Day

Winston is THE MAN

And he's getting freaky with Rudy.

Rich J. of FourFour, another brilliant Winston installment.

Inconceivable!

This pup is completely and totally unacceptable! A big pup, a French mastiff, manages to look completely anerable. It's breaking all the rules. The pupbrows, the tongue, the FURLED PAW ACTION. Does not compute! Does not compute! beep beep beep

Hey Jessie, Silvia and Luna (the pup) from Belgium? Just stop it. STOP EET!

I'm Never Gonna Let You Go!

I'm gonna hold you in mah ahms fer everrrrr!

Movie by Emily S. Redonkulous music added by Cute Overload. Yeah.

More on that behbeh polar bear...

I guess she's not going by the name "Knut Numero Dos", but "Flocke" or Snowflake.

Ahhnnnnggghh. Tongueitude.

Dorothee B., her eyes look like little tildes.  ~ ~

Can't we all just get along?

Love how the cat "wears" the rat... and the cat cleeeeeeans the dog. Ahhnng. [head tilt]

Johanna S., a very Holiday-esque find...

Smooch. Smooch. Smooch.

I'll be honest with ya, I need to let these two speak for themselves.  Y'know, eventually.  They're gonna need air at some point.  But all this twitterpating gets me emblushified.

Via Reuters; seen on Thursday's Yahoo News.  Click the pic for videeyohh.

Window cleaners, only pennies a day...

2 cents per slurp, 3 cents per glurp. No job is too small.

Call 1-800-SQWERLS, press 1 for Tony.

, originally uploaded by seizethedave.

HALP! mah tun ith thuck, Laura J.

You know what time it is? It's Business Time

This post inspired by Flight of the Conchords song: "Business Time."

For REALS, Lisa S. For Reals.

People, I could not post this fast ENOUGH!

WHERE IS THE INSTA-POST BUTTON!?!

Without further ado... we give you: "Mom Licks Kitteh 'Tocks, Kitteh Squirms with Best Mew Sound and Off in the Distance, Someone is Purring"

Fastest post evar, MegaRouge... :D You win.

Wedding guest thinks of nothing but open bar

OMG. Get a load of Porkchop. He was sooo rude during the ceremony.

C.O.X.C.U.: Porkchop is all "Taco Bell's Canon in D, Whatevs"

Thaddeus and Di, nice, er, guests you invited there.

See, you can learn good things from this site

First, your bath, then your feeding.

Stop squirming.

Dexter licking Willa, originally uploaded by Torrie.

This is a quality Babysitting technique—just another public service we provide here at C.O. Excellent sleuthing, Jason B. ;)

It's happening AGAIN

Let's take a short break from all the 9/11 memorial news, shall we?  'Cause here's a sweet old lady chihuahua (10 is sorta old in dog years) with her new litter!  So tiny... anhhhh... nature triumphs agai--hold on a sec.


...yep, we got skwerls.

(Spotted on CNN.com by teh Schmoop!)

Amazingly distractingks!

Will you please check out the FEROCIOUS TACTICS used by "Nivea" the bun, to stop her owner from checking her teef. It worked.

Rebecca V. H., I posted this one faster than you could say; "no leecky!!!"

Oh, and also posted on CuteCast, natch.

People, don't make me create a new category

You know the deal—three photos with the same topic, and it becomes a category of it's own. Just HOW many geckoes have we seen licking things? MORE THAN THREE! But do we make it a CATEGORY!? DO WE!?

Sanders K., I can't possibly make a decision in this state. You decide. And nice coffee stirrer licker.

And now, a nice little image before you go to bed tonight

GAAAAAAAAAH!

Love the teef.

Katherine T., nice bebeh zoo animal collectshe.

I MOSTE KEES YOU

I MOSTE!

I... moste. I moste kees!

Just let me do eet.

Please. Please let him do eet, Sender-Inner C.H.S. ;)

// UPDATE — yes, oops, this is a dupe post! Encore! //

Glurpity, Slurpity

Sing it with me now:

Glurpity, Slurpity,

Slurpity, Glurpity,

Glurpity, Slurpity, (glurpity-slurpity)

Glurpity, glurp! Gee-lurpity-twerpity, Burpity, slurpity, buh-lurp-a-lurpity

[song continues for 10 more mins]

Jess S., Great job capturing "Ebony" mid-leeck.

Um, noooooooooot appropriate.

You two really need to quit with these Displays of Affection.

It's like, embarrassing.

Caught them in a compromising posishe, huh, Jennie J.? With names like "Little Boo" and "Fluffmeister" I would not have expected this...

I leeck you so moishe...

I shall leeck you

and leeck you

and leeck you.

I leeck you so moishe.

Katrina B. adopted these two kittehs from the local Humane Soceiteh. I think they're getting along, don't yerhe?

Hmmm.

I think we need a new category.

I'm thinking it's something along the lines of "Sugar and Spice" or "Wait a minute! Scroll down!" or "Cute or Gross?". This new category would cover any photo that was anerable yet...disgusting!

Like dees: [head tilt] 1 part "I Shall Leeck You", 1 part fawn 'tocks, and ONE PART POOPULENCE!

Help me, CuteOverload! Is it cute or gee-ross!? HALP!

Meanwhile, nice work, sender-inner Mimi M. You've set new category wheels turning...

Who eeeees this photographer?

Guyths, help me out here—who IS this photographer? "SR" is the only indication that I have. He/She has done a terrific job! I mean look at these kittehs—it's like a dream.

Rule of Cuteness regarding tongues...? I think we need one...

Excellent pointer-outering, Shari E.!

// UPDATE -- photographer is Sabine Rath, of TigersDeluxe! //

Delicious McDonkersons

Check out the look on this pup's face.

First, he checks out the flavor of this donk:

Then, he's all:"Meession Accompleeshed!" [eyes crossed]

Whatevs,  Kelley L., you're inthsane! :D

You gotta little something on yer chin there

...yeth, ith ma thung.  Hol thill, almoth dun...

Spotted on MichelleMyBelle's Vox, according to the Carroll County Times in Westminster, MD, this mama'huahua is named "Sprinkle".  (Let's assume the best.)  The keeeteeen is "Bindi".

"Ehn" sounds CAUGHT ON TAPE

Wow, I didn't know "Porcupets" even read this site...

Well, apparrrrently [eye roll] they dooooooooo [singsong]

Jocelyn A., Holy Wildlife Rescues! (...and BirdChick too!)

Saturday night prep

Saturday night preenin' b4 going OUT. You know that Mom's ears are back because she's totally crankin' the Van Halen. Meanwhile, bebeh "Caracal" kitteh (below) takes a leeckin' and keeps oooooooooon teeckin'.

Madeleine R., even though the ear to head ratio would not be considered cute, the 'leecking' is, so you got us there. ;)

Prepare for the licking of your LIFE

Holy... c**!!!

[followed by hot bref]

Michelle A., how did you clean off the camera!?

P.S., no, it's not Moosday

Um.... OK.

Well, I guess you better just...

go on ahead there.

Yup...

Special on aisle 7: sleeping puppies in tubs

[heard over microphone] "sleeping pups on aisle seven, next to the bath caulk and bull nose tiles. Get 'em while they last, limited time only, one per customer"

Load up the cart, Jessica F.! ('Ivana" pup is dreaming about the 'I shall leeck you' category of this site.)

And now, a pit bull snarfling baby chicks

You know? Why the heck not. Can't a pit bull lick some chicks if he/she wants to?

I know it's bad for the pit bull image, but...

Tastes like chick-kons, Amy C....

// UPDATE -- and thanks for filming this, TexasGirly1979! //

Excerpt of Rose McGowan interview...

Q: Do you dwell into the dark side a lot?               A: No.                            Q: Really?               A: Not at all. I think things are… in fact I was just telling my publicist about this website, cuteoverload.com, that’s my favorite. It’s just all cute animals and puppies and miniature horses. I have a bursting huge file on my desktop of just cute baby animal photos. Q: Yeah. I would have just thought, you know, gothic stuff…               A: I’ve never been gothic in my life, it’s hilarious. No, no, no. Cute baby puppies, and I spend hours perusing baby Boston Terriers on-line.  -Excerpt from Joblo.com interview

Rose, this one is for you, via sender-inner Kristin D.:

And behold, the top mag on my nightstand...