"Everyone always says she looks like an Ewok, so I thought 'why not?' " says sender-inner Alana C. of her furry friend. Maybe so, but can she take out a crack legion of Imperial Stormtroopers with nothing but spears and stone tools? That's the real test, you know.
"TIME FOR YOUR FIRST BEER NOW OPEN WIDE!"
[Pours Guinness down your froat]
Happy St. Patrick's Day to EVERYONE! Celebratory photo Anyone for Guinness? by Blazingstar.
"Mama's little favorite, aren't we? I suppose you think you're soooo much better than I am, just because you happen to match the furniture!"
I think he really ties the room together, Kathy F.
NEW JERSEY—Bodyguards protect Percival Q. Gringflabble, alleged Mafia accountant, as he arrives at the Federal courthouse to testify against his employers.
"Sure, he's a little cold, but he's BIG and he's green and he's MINE!"
Just let her go, Emily D. H. [eye roll]
Check out these two morsels napping away in all that upholstered paisley sunbeam action.
Yeah we're gonna naphance on that mofo:
Ellen L., did you arrange them like this? Are you trying to compete with Wegman or something?
Rule 12: Breakfast tastes better when it's color-coordinated.
Rule 41: Just let it ring. They'll call back.
Rule 77: Spoons are for losers.
And the all-important rule #1: If at all possible, be a ferret.
Pass the Ferret Flakes, Kate S.
"So, you were going to pan-fry me in butter, were you? Well, let's see how you taste with some mashed 'nanas, washed down with a sippy cup full of Juicy Juice, fuzzball!"
I see he's already started on the tail, Alison G.
("Let me think... Pan-fried in butter, with shallots and garlic? No, I need to watch the cholesterol... Grilled, perhaps, with a lemon, pepper and herb rubbing? Mmm, probably too stringy for that... Well, there's always the crock-pot...")
You didn't see this post, Dan K. It never happened.
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