Kettlesnout Shetland Pony Stud has some frolicking foal action going on—most recently, "Bambi" and "Cinderella" the knobbular foals who are obviously part stuffed animal.
Bambi and Cindi are spoken for, but Kettlesnout expects more foals this year. More miniature redonkulousness at the Gallery! Thanks to Sender-Inner Andrea ;)
Um, tiny ponies running around everywhere, trying out their new legs [Ehn! I keeck in your general direct-shons!] Just WHAT IS THIS PLACE? Heav-vons?
Michelle W., will you please point us to the leader of this straaaange lannnnd?!
You may TEENK my legs are short—DEE BETTER TO GRAZE WITHNOM NOM NOM [rubber-ish belleh expanding sounds]
Excellent sub-mee-shons Randeh.
No seriously, it's not a trick question. Have you? You can almost see that lower lip flapping on your face.
Erin C., nuthin' softer!
When Patches wants a hamburger, PATCHES GETS A HAMBURGER IN HIS CADILLAC.
Check out Patches eating hamburglers, getting beer, answering the phone, and tucking himself in. Redonnnnnnnk! [singsong]
Johanna S., How about a Patches/Obama ticket?
With a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you don't stop
the rockin'
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
I dont mean to brag
i dont mean to boast,
but we like hot butter on our breakfast
toast, Kelsey B.
But here's all the SugarHill sweetness—in case it's been a while...
It's tough to cuddle with a horse, but this kitteh manages to do it...
MEESHONS ACCOMPLEESHED!
[Say in David Attenborough voice]
Most often seen in humans, but other species are know to want to kronsche a soft kitteh ear.
Mimi H. Deeeeeleeeeeeeeshous..... ;)
WHAT THE...
Ehn!
Johanna H., nice cap-shon too. ;)
Meet Hercules: Ancient hero... blood donor... draft horse... impressionist?
Hercules lives right down the road from me, more or less, at the U of M's College of Veterinary Medicine. About a month ago, Herc helped raise funds for the U's new Equine Center in unique fashion -- by creating hoofprint paintings as gifts to the (human) donors (of money).
The imposing palomino isn't limited to prints, though--he's been receiving instruction on his brush technique. This is a university, after all.
Here's what I'd like to see, though: For your next fundraiser, tack a plain canvas dropcloth to the wall, line up a couple of paintbuckets in front of it on a sawhors... um, some kind of support... then have Hercules give 'em each a nice solid kick. Et voila: Jackson Paddock.
Caption option #1: It's nice to see Delta Airlines updatng their flight attendants
Caption option #2: OMGGUIDEPON1ES!!1!!!
Nice find, Sender-Inner Michelle S. ;)
OK, OK, the People demand it! Xtreme close up:
Pup in front: To join the Backyard Club, you must first go through our test.
Horse: [Shivers]
Kitteh: [yawns]
Pup in front: You must jump on this trampoline fifteen times exactly, jump off, go to the kitchen and get us Cokes. Then we will decide if you can join us.
According to sender-inner Kate S., The Backyard Club is from left to right: Skeeter (OMG PONIES!1!!), Hannah, Jackie, Abby (she has edible ears!) and in the back pretending not to be interested, Stanley.
You must watch this. This is the 'Overload' in Cute overload, People. heeeeyyy
Oh, I'm givin' it up for Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise. Sender-inner Patrique, I owe you 5lbs of ambrosia salad for this.
Let's check in on the Pacific Pintos Horse Farm... wot's happenin'? Wayle, I'll be, another batch of tinys ho's born. Let's meet 'em:
Oh... heylerhe...
[scanning meadow] Hiiiiiiiii...
Oh! exsquuse moi. [Bebeh horse swishes by]
Nice work birthin' those mini ho-hos, JoAnne!
Um. This is beyond weird, People, it's like disco dressage—with ridiculous commentary. [shaking head] After Christopher Guest does a Hedgehog party, he should tackle this...
Extraordinary vid, Melissa M.
Um, these ho-hos are MINNIE.
As in, Teene to the Tine, Baby.
Just what the heck is going on here? Major stubbditude, that's WHAT!
Tyo D., neeeeeeeeeeeeigh!
Dude, crank the Yanni, because I need to do my yoga and relax.
"William" the thoroughbred is feelin' good mentally and spiritually right, Leslie M.? ;)
OK, People, weirdness is OFF THE SCALES today. Behold a gaggle of color-coded Peeps riding multi-colored horses.
Even stranger is the text accompanying the submission: "These little guys deserve fun too."
Um. OK. [shifty eyes in disbelief]
Katy M., unique. Very unique.
From Yahoo News / AP: ST. LOUIS - At just a hair over 17 inches tall, the miniature horse is more inclined to walk under fences than jump them. And her owners have sheltered the mare from ever gaining "circus-sideshow" or "one-trick-pony" status. As the world's smallest horse, 5-year-old Thumbelina, weighing in at 57 pounds, has a bigger mission: to raise $1 million for children's charities this year.
More photos of Thumbelina!
Nice submishe, James W. ;)
Listen up Peeps, I'm being mimicked perfectly by sender-inner Jacquelyn W. She writes:
"Moms eeees using bebeh poneee as a piiiiiiiiillow! Momma ees all "Better than memory foam!" And bebeh ees all "Ehn! Ehn!! Can't mooooooof! Can't moooozzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
Jacquelyn W., you do me better than me.
Isn't it funny how animals don't look each other in the eye, really? Maybe only humans do, maybe only humans really recognize each other. It's like this photo, where the kittehs are "yaahm"ing away on their lollipop, not looking at each other. Same is happening here—the horse and puppeh are all "snort!" and "ew!!!" respectively, and not looking each other in the eye.
That puppeh is totally freaking out man! Thanks to Lori S. ;)
Mini-neigher, Peeps!
It's like you could cuddle him and put a Barbie on his back to ride around.
Am I right, People?!
Once ageeeeen, the fine folks at Pacific Pinto Fahhhms deliver! Literally!
La la la [trottin' around]
La la la [clop clop clop]
La la la [tiny tail swish]
La la la [thump]
[Curls hoof-hocks, sniffs ground]
loo lee la
This redonk horse moment brot to you by the fine folks over at Pacific Pintos mini horse farm.
First of all, this clearing/meadow/back yard tewtelly looks like a Ranger Rick poster, like there should be a caption at the bottom that says "Working Together!" on it. The kind of poster on the wall in third grade. Radical!
Apparently, this fawn wandered out to make the scene even better. Have you ever seen a smaller fawn? Didn't thiiiink so! [singsong]
You know that horse is all "git out the way" and the fawn is all "I shall mimic your grazing pattern!"
I think I'm cruisin' for a C.O. coma...Amy M., call the DOCTAH!
I burst out laughing looking at this marvelous sight—so prosh! LOVE the feets put together.
It's from Emma L., the 'not tech savvy' sender-inner, from Oz Horse Sales.
This lil' Dude is raring to go. He's the newest member of Walking Horse Farms, home of Giant Steps Therapeutic Riding Center. Imagine the tiniest monkey jockey—hi ya! I love how the teeny hooves are turned in *just so*.
Way to go, Grabbui P.! You did it!
Listen up, you Punks. I'm out to pasture, OK!? I don't want to play your silly, "funny [makes quote marks with hooves] games",OK? I'm here to relax after a LONG career of working hard, OK? So take these GLOVES OFF MY HEAD.
Dappled whinnies to Sarah N.
w00t! [sproing, sproing] w00t!
This is so redonk, I hadta post. He's hopping around like Pepe le Peu in love. I know this little dude doesn't have his hooves up*, but perhaps he could be an honorary member of the 'YAY!' pic?!
*He does have his tail up tho!
Thanks for the great submission, Manon!
Joanne from Pacific Pintos sent in another gem. Welcome "Cherries Jubiliee" the tiny foal. What a great name during Cherry tree season.
Hooves up, Joanne;)
[13-year-old voice] LOL!!!!!!!! BBQ!!!! OMG, Sooooo kewl!!! CUTEST PONIE EVAR!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *dies*. *dies again*. ^_^ KBYE! [/13]
Hugs, Slashdot! (And sender-inner Rosie B.)
Meet "Koby" the baby horse who appears to be just another red-blooded American, enjoying his oscillating fan on a Sunday afternoon. Below, he's all "Let's play Shadow of the Collossus, Uncle Frank!"...
and then his Momma yells "Koooooby! wash your hooves for supper!
"Oh and Hon, take your clean clothes into the bedroom. I warshed 'em today."
This magical, floral-printed home brought to you by Koby's Mom.
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