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Bloop Bloop Blerpe!
[purse lips in kissing posishe throughout this entire post, please]
Tronk-feeshe post Inspired by Shelby L.! Actual tronk-feeshe pics such as Juvenile Smooth Trunkfish are by Scubaben. Smooth Trunkfish Juvenile is by Scubaben and Have you seen my mommy? is by vlad levantovsky!
Gentlemen, 2008 was a banner year for the Legion of Evil. Our operatives scowled, glared, sneered, grimaced, glowered, frowned, harrumphed upon and generally disapproved of more things than at any time in the storied history of our secret fraternity. And now, it gives me great displeasure to present the 2008 Evil Awards:
Best Serial Disapprover: Phineas Wayne Boggs, currently at large in the Philadelphia area;
Best Tough Guy: Vinnie "The Glare" Torino, leader of the East Side Scowlers;
Best Scheming: Mack E. Yavelli, of Florence, Italy;
Most Disturbing: Flarxle "Lips" Xeeglatz, from the planet Orgulon VI
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Atlantianapolis 500, and if you've just joined us, it's been a thrilling race so far. In a stunning upset, odds-on favorite Mario Clamdretti dropped out of the race when his 300-seahorsepower racer crashed on the far turn. And as we enter the final laps, I see that current leader Ridley McFlatback is getting the signal from his pit crew to come in for service ...
I hear he's got endorsement deals with Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax, Brinke G.
// UPDATE -- photo by Mike Roberts, like the caption says -- and you can buy a print here! - Ed. //
There he was just minding his own dog business.... cruising along dog paddling...
When suddenly... [Jaws music]
This lil' terrier was attacked by a shark.
As you can see [Doctor's voice] he got monched in his mid-section and pawsitude areas.
Thankfully, the terrier's owner, decided to land a PONCHE or two on the attacking shark, breaking the terrier free, and both terrier and man and shark are living happily ever after as a result. Ahn.
Yes, we'll add this guy to the C.O. Dating service,Amanda L. via Guanabee.com