Whale Watchers

"I only have 300 pounds to go."

Lisa, 34

"I've lost 122 inches off my waist."

Ed, 29

"I just ate 2500 pounds of herring."

Ned, 48

Beluga Whale by Curry Monster. Beluga Whale by jessi.bryan. beluga whale by jspad.

YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED MARINE BIOLOGISTS!

PINK DOLPHIN OMG!!!1!!

More details here!!!

Now, if only the ocean would turn LIME GREEN!!!

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Tronkfeeshes!!!

Bloop diddy blerpe

Bloop Bloop Blerpe!

[purse lips in kissing posishe throughout this entire post, please]

And now, leeps facing downwards towards delicious-looking ROCKS!

And finally, we get HEAD-ON LEEPS!

Oooooooooooh! [lips stay in this posishe rest of day]

Tronk-feeshe post Inspired by Shelby L.! Actual tronk-feeshe pics such as Juvenile Smooth Trunkfish are by Scubaben. Smooth Trunkfish Juvenile is by Scubaben and Have you seen my mommy? is by vlad levantovsky!

The Year In Cute: The Meeting Will Come To Disorder

Gentlemen, 2008 was a banner year for the Legion of Evil.  Our operatives scowled, glared, sneered, grimaced, glowered, frowned, harrumphed upon and generally disapproved of more things than at any time in the storied history of our secret fraternity.  And now, it gives me great displeasure to present the 2008 Evil Awards:

Best Serial Disapprover: Phineas Wayne Boggs, currently at large in the Philadelphia area;

Best Tough Guy: Vinnie "The Glare" Torino, leader of the East Side Scowlers;

New Puppy, originally uploaded by ETRONCOSO.

Best Scheming: Mack E. Yavelli, of Florence, Italy;

Most Disturbing: Flarxle "Lips" Xeeglatz, from the planet Orgulon VI

Dishonorable Mention: Art D., Jennifer N., Lori W., Mahala K., and Lisa S. Photo credit for disapproving Bun: (I'm just not sure what to say......, by Carly & Art.)

The Year In Cute: Smile, Everybody!

With 2008 being one of the goofier years on record, we're all happy to see it go.  But this bunch just seems a little bit, I dunno ... too happy.

We're happy for sender-inners like Elizabeth F., Britta F. and YankeeBird.

This octopus is such a chick!

Check out this 'eyelashed', small-moufed, pink CHICK!

She's all; "Step aside and watch me text eight people at once, Bitches!"

OMG, Catrina C.!

We Take You Now to King Neptune Memorial Speedway

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Atlantianapolis 500, and if you've just joined us, it's been a thrilling race so far.  In a stunning upset, odds-on favorite Mario Clamdretti dropped out of the race when his 300-seahorsepower racer crashed on the far turn.  And as we enter the final laps, I see that current leader Ridley McFlatback is getting the signal from his pit crew to come in for service ...

I hear he's got endorsement deals with Shell Oil AND Turtle Wax, Brinke G.

// UPDATE -- photo by Mike Roberts, like the caption says -- and you can buy a print here! - Ed. //

I got a built-in gold lamé smile, Bebeh

Wow, check out this blorpular fellow, the piglet squid over at the Cabrillo Marine Aquarium in Los Angeles.

Holy combover!

Via BoingBoing and Zoologix Science Blogs. Sender Inner C.S.O, excellent bloated find.

Prospect Park...Jaws!

NO ONE IN BROOKLYN IS SAFE!

Or...

Are they?

Sender Inner Cody R., we're wiping our brows in relief over here!!!

Area Man Punches Shark To Save Terrier

There he was just minding his own dog business.... cruising along dog paddling...

When suddenly... [Jaws music]

SHARK ATTACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!

This lil' terrier was attacked by a shark.

As you can see [Doctor's voice] he got monched in his mid-section and pawsitude areas.

Thankfully, the terrier's owner, decided to land a PONCHE or two on the attacking shark, breaking the terrier free, and both terrier and man and shark are living happily ever after as a result. Ahn.

Yes, we'll add this guy to the C.O. Dating service,Amanda L. via Guanabee.com