Teh Qte™ is Strong in This One

For those of you unfamiliar with Tatooine and the Dune Sea, what you're looking at is a Gammorean Guard, one of the giant green pig thugs who usually work for galactic gangsters like Jabba the Hutt.  They are loyal and strong, but they're also notoriously susceptible to Jedi mind tricks.

Let's get a closeup of that caption:

Yep.  Out of frame, little moppet Anakin has just opened up a Box O' Ewoks.

The NomNomNomNomNom Anthem

To complete the all-movies-all-the-time theme going on today, here is aanother brillo one; The NomNomNomNomNom anthem will make you salute the nearest flagpole:

Sent in by S.S.I. (Sthuper Sthender Inner) Josh N.!

Customize your puppeh

It's reaaaaaaaally easy to turn your boring, run-of-the-mill, straight-from-the-factory white puppeh into something MUCH MORE EXCITING.

Give your toddler some markers and an hour alone, and VOILA PEOPLE:

Josh N., I like how the kid emphasized eyelashes and ribs in his drawingk.

National Geographic Upgrades

Way to go, Questionable Content!

This one sent in by everyone and their bros, especially Fiv3r!

Why not get a "Pomster"?

YOU HAVE NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T GET ONE

[shifty eyes] I'm still checking if they exist. Something about the beady-eye to paw ratio scares me.

This pocket pet pomster was created by Scuzzi for a contest. No, you can't have one.

VOTE ON YOUR RADIO SHACK TANDY IMMEDIATELY

Thanks to alert reader Bobbeh, we have this encouraging stoat-otter, who is OBVY voting for Cute Overload at the Bloggie awards. Shouldn't...you? [head tilt, eyes narrow]

Vote vote vote!

Check out more fabu clip art and captions at Married to the Sea.

THIS JUST IN: A Dust Ball

You can't tell the difference between this puppeh and a Totoro Dust Ball.

OK, the pup has a collar. But if the dust ball had a collar, you couldn't tell.

Check it: [double take neck spasm]

Dust Balls! Now available without collars at Skankazon!

Simon's Sister's Dog is "Fed up"

From the fabu animator Simon Tofield who brought you the Simon's Cat series, here is another installment ;)

Kim S. says all of Simon's videos are here, and the official site is here. :D

That spiky hairdo brings out your eyes

Spider: [Eyes plink, smiles] "You think so?" (said in Spiderese)

Julie B., I think he's also reaching out to shake one of your eight hands.

[You might try clicking the photo... - Ed.]

Goodbye MacWorld, HELLO CUTEWORLD!

The masterminds over at the Joy of Tech have RUINED my EVIL PLANS!

The moment it was announced that there would be no MacWorld after 2009, I immediately phoned Moscone Center in San Francisco and scooped up the slot. Curses for outing us, Joy of Tech Cartoonist Man!!!

Behold today's comic. Clickin to embiggin':

I'd like to see that Winston booth too, Sender-Inner Holly!