Apr 29, 2008

Patiennnnnnce! [scream in Axel Rose voice]

Just a little paayyy-shance Yeaaaaah yeaaaah

[Prediction; .02 minutos before this chick becomes a Scooby Snack™]

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Ashley C. forget how this scene happened in the first place, CHECK OUT the little FRO BRO bottom right!!!

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Apr 28, 2008

Captain Gosling we are a go, Over

You are now free to move about the pond, Over

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ENHANCE!

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Wendy L., pass the peanuts and order me a Bloody Mary, Over.

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Apr 20, 2008

Shhh! Just let me kees

Ssshhhhhh. [puts paw over beak]

Just... just let me keees

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If lovin' a squirrel is wrong, I don't wanna be right, Nancy P.

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Apr 17, 2008

The ULTIMATE 'Baroo'

This raptor has a LOT of questions.

Baroo? [shifty eyes]

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Melanie D., that is some SERIOUS baroo action.

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Apr 07, 2008

Watch me air-violin during this video

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FUNKYTOWN!?

No seriously, Stu and Sarah, let's go [foot tapping sound]

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Mar 10, 2008

ORLYBaroo

OH REALLY!

You think you can turn your head around further than MOI!?

REALLY!?

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Gots to love those random slideshows, Johanna S.!

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Mar 02, 2008

Tucklings

Check out these lil' "Tucklings" all nestled in a sweatuew until they get adopted.

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They're all, "pass the knitting needles, 'cause we gonna need some mini hats up in heah"

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Traci in Salt Lake, nice fluff + beady eye combo

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Feb 13, 2008

Animal Phone

Wing wing! Wing wing! It's for you!

   

David Rosenberg's guinea peeg Noodle is just one of the stars. We've greenlit it for 43 more episodes.

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Feb 04, 2008

Lookuphere! Lookuphere! [say in bird voice]

Um, unclear on the CONNNNNNCEPPPPT!

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Which way did he go, Johanna S.!?

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Have a great day, Hon [peck]

[Bird] Oh, and bring home some seed after work, mmmK?

[Kitteh] Mmmk.

Byeeeeee

Johanna S., you've got one clever find after another, ain't cha?

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Jan 30, 2008

Kitteh Tamed by Boid

This Boid is about to take this kitteh to school.

First, kitteh is all: "Is this thing on? tap tap"

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Next, kitteh attempts to pet Boid...

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Then kitteh becomes just another nesting material for Boid

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Next Kitteh is overwhelmed by mini-claw massaging actions

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Boid plants official "Bird country" flag on kitteh's gut as a SYMBOL OF VICTORY

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Bye, Hon, Call me later. [Kiss]

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SEE!?

See, Nancy P.?!? See how he did that!?

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Dec 30, 2007

Oh Hai...

Will you please check out this proshness, a boid captured on an outdoor webcam (via Plastic Media in Hungary)

He's all ready for his International debut 'n' stuff.

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Jess L., check out the claw-to-car-size-ratio.

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Dec 19, 2007

Bird-sized stockingk

Well, would you look at dees. A bird-sized stocking.

Looks like the hamsters are finally including me this year.

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[Looks up and sees candy cane] "Oh, thank you so moche!"

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No, thank YOU so moche, Monica A. and Steve the bird.

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Dec 18, 2007

High School Fluffsical

This fluffy circle is about to break into song;

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The Zac Efron gosling is all "Time for my solo, Dudes!"

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PLEASE get a load of this belleh/winglette/tongue combo, Kass M.!

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Dec 13, 2007

Peacock vs. Pug

How did a peacock come to terrorize this pug IN HIS OWN HOME? [shaking head]

Jorden C., I'm buyin' what you're sellin'!

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Dec 07, 2007

"Miracle Pets" People!!!

Superstar Alan Thicke hosts "Miracle Pets", and on this installment, a couple married over FIFTEH years discover (and re-enact with award-winning subtlety) a kitten and its crow guardian. Annngh.


Ashley P., did your head do a head tilt when sending that in? Geeshe!

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Nov 28, 2007

If you have "a-dee!" in your name, you've got to be cute

You've never heard of 'Giraffe-a-dee" or "hipp-o-dee", but CHICK-A-DEE? Now we're TALKING! (er bokking!)

I can almost hear the plinkety plinkety of those eye capsules, and tiniest of feathers brosheing on my cheek. Ahnng.

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Sender-Inner Sarah B. says her brother is an expert in not getting pecked too moishe.

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Nov 27, 2007

We are...DESTAYNED TO BE LOF-ERES!

I knew eet when I saw you across dee crowded keet-chons...

that we would be together...FOREVARES!

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Your muzzlepowshe, so picture-PARFAIT!

Your eyes! 15-times dee size of mine AND just as BEADY!

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I shall geeve you DEE KEES OF A LIFETIMES TO LAUNCH OUR LOF AFFAIRES!

[Outstanding violin music booms in background]

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Nice shower stall too, Annie W.G.! ;)

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THIS JUST IN: A bird blobbule

Someone needs to let the air out of this guy.

Even his feets are inflatabuhls.


Coot, originally uploaded by Chirpy UK.

He's called a "Coot" says Sender-Inner Sarah M. Sphericalicious!

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Nov 23, 2007

Nooooooooo little duckeh, Noooo!

Don't do it!

It's not worth it!

Noooooo!

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Nice captioning, too, D'Arcey C. ;)

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Nov 21, 2007

Look at me! I'm soooo NOT a turkey!

Look! I am HARDLY delectabuhls!

I'm not even meaty! Do NOT confuse moi for a Turkey!!!

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Erin D., I think you better plump him up a bit for tomorrow....

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Supremo Cheese Thanksgiving Eve photo

Colby, Swiss AND cheddar, People. THIS is a cheesey photo.

It's total fromage, but Hey, it's perfect to celebrate THANKSGIVING EVE!

So, get that stuffing in thar, and git that Turducken on the grill, 'cause it's gonna be a MADHOUSE

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Oh, and the bird is hiding on the buffet, Ryan M.

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Nov 19, 2007

THIS JUST IN: A lovebird in bed

C'mere, Behbeh!!!

[Barry White cranking, claw beckoning]

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Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Nice find on BirdChannel, Catherine C.

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Fawn Central Stayche

Whoa... letsee, one-two, three four-five, six, seven EIGHT...?

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// UPDATE -- the fortunate photographer is Anne Wolfley!  Click ^^ to see her Flickr. //

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Smile flock

OK, People, get out the harp musak, because this is a doooozie!

I know, this is the type of image your Aunt Joyce sends you (just kidding Aunt Joyce) and you tilt your head and go: "Ahnngggh."

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Hailey G., in about 2 seconds, they're gonna look like a frown, non?

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Nov 12, 2007

Save the drama fer yer (stuffed) Mama

These chicks have a stuffed animal for a Mom. I bet she nags 100 percent less than a regular Mom. As reported by Cuteporters over at the UK Daily Mail.

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No offense, Mommoi!!!

;) And thanks, Sender-Inner Heath L.

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Nov 07, 2007

Check out the leg action on this guy

Amazing! He's like, part rocking-chair.

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Foto-Natura photo discovered by Erin N. Bok-bok!

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Oct 18, 2007

OK, OK, OK, I'll post it already!

People, 3 Billion of you have sent this in. The mail flood is almost as bad as the groundhog/telenouvela video... I had no idea so many of you heart the Les Garçons de Backstreet.

Thanks, Grabbui! More on all the squawkingk boids in this vid here at Bird Lovers Only

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Oct 12, 2007

What is this guy peddling, DUCK CRACK!?

Check out the tewtelly hooked, mini-motor-quacking on these guys:

Whoa, Anne P. Whoa [Say in Keanu voice]

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Oct 11, 2007

Babysitter en route

Bunneh: Doo ta doo tah doo...

coming to babysit the dockehs again...

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Chick: "Hi Behehsittoi!"

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Bunneh: Now, you, young man, finish your Lunchabuhls...

[Chick, with awkward and gangly feet, pecks at crackers]

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Bunneh: Lemme wipe those crumbs off your face. OK, time for an N-A-P.

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Pointer-Outer Carly and photographer "Just Duckie"—really nice pointer-outering and photographering

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Oct 08, 2007

Successful bite-taking, then confusion

Why, yes, thank you for offering. I shall take a Kraft macaroni and cheese bite...

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[Bite fits perfectly in mouf]

Um. Notsurewhattodonow.

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Anne P., At least he's got the bite-taking down. You're halfway there.

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Oct 07, 2007

A real Chicklet

You've heard of Chiclets gums, but this is for reals.

Try not to chew on this guy, though. You wouldn't like bird flavor anyways.

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Lori W., he'd be kinda cronchey anyways.

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Oct 04, 2007

I sing this song every night

And then, someone made a video of it.

Trent T.? massive gold stars for this one.

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Oct 03, 2007

Crap—it's 'Tocktober!!!

Crap—i KNEW I forgot something.

I was all worried about the cuteness of possums and if they made the cut or not and COMPLETELY forgot about 'Tocktober.

Forgive moi. Chief Sister Officer had to remind me in our daily carpool. She's all: "You knooooow, it's like, 'Tocktober, don't yuh?" and I was all "D'oh!!!"

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Thank the lo' that Jimmy T. was READY, even before I was. Jimmy, I owe you one, bro.

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Sep 27, 2007

Moses and Cheeps Hide 'n' Seek

People, we've seen lots of Moses and Cheeps adventures. Ruhmember when that crazy pair had a rendez-vous in the grass and climbed a tree? And then there was that time when Moses ran over Cheeps accidentally.  Well, the duo is BACK, this time with friendly neighborito "Shadow" the ham.

Shadow: "Dónde está Moses...?"
Cheeps: "Um, yo no parlé your languich—what are you saying, Shadow?"

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Moses: [evil hand tenting] "I shall be safe heres."

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C.O.X.C.U.!

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Hannah W., I think you sold your SOUL TO THE DEVIL to take all these great Cheeps and Moses pics, and I think we should do a Children's book on them. Pronto!

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Sep 23, 2007

People, Redonkulousness @ a whole nutha leva

Please, could this vid be more redonk. Here's what we've got:

1. Behbeh chicks chirping crazily, hanging with a bewildered kitteh Mom, in some sort of off-the-floor bucket nursey contrapshons
2. Random parakeet is hanging out with them too
3. STILL EVEN MORE RANDOM yellow parakeet snorfing around behind the kitteh, obviously there for some interspecies snorgling action.
4. The best part is the "Oh well!" nature of the camera after she finds the yellow parakeet. LOL-OMG!


Pure insanity, Laura K.!

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Sep 13, 2007

A Pigeon finally does something good!

Annoying pigeons CAN redeem themselves!

According to reports, this abandoned baby monkey, "close to death, is revived by the love of a bird. Taken to an animal hospital, he was weaned back to physical health but still showed little appetite for life.

It was not until a fellow patient, a white pigeon, took him under her wing and showed him love and affection that he perked up. Now the two are inseparable, say staff." Ahnnngggh.

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Excellent cuteporting, Erin R. More on this story here, at the Metro UK. Photo owned and available from Photoshot ;)

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Sep 09, 2007

You can almost hear this bird purring

People, I lurrrrrrrve these photos. You can almost hear this bird purr.

And the eye-capsule closage is captured beautifully.

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[Eye capsule closes] "plink!"

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You can almost see the tiny claws kneading her shoulders. Ehn-ehn-ehn!

Excellent work, Nick and Ana M., and lovebird Pigwidgeon.

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Aug 24, 2007

Tennis ball with a head

Doesn't this guy's head look like it's gonna pop off? Sender-inner Anna G. says [in Sports Announcer voice] "He… is… his own… C.O.X.C.U.!" 

Anna, [sideways glance] you're weird.

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You think this is good, check out the other pics from this crazy Russain site.

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Aug 15, 2007