How Do I Get Out Of This Chicken Outfit?
Sender-inner Jennifer W. loved her pups Flossie (left) and Dougal so much, she shot them into space. Well, not for real, but with the help of Pets in Uniform, she put them in matching space suits, ready for blast-off.
"Everyone asks me how I got the dogs to pose so nicely," says Jennifer, "and how did I ever get them into the uniforms—they don't know they're photoshopped!" (Tip: You can tell from the pixels and from seeing a lot of Photoshops in your day.)
But it isn't just space suits; for a reasonable fee, Pets in Uniform will enlist your pet into any branch of the armed forces, as this sampling demonstrates:
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| Sgt. Hubert "Biff" Miffman, 101st Tennis-Ball Battalion |
Admiral Reginald Snarf-Bixby, Captain, HMS Redonkulous |
Jalea "El Gigante" Buñuelo, President-for-life, Spanielvania |
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| Cpl. Percival "Twitchy" Limpet, Specialist, Bomb Disposal |
Lt. Marguerite Flang, (position classified), Area 51 |
Sgt. Hank "The Tank" MgGuire, Drill Sergeant, Camp Hairball |
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creepy... O.o
This is just a tad disturbing.
that site had me sold with the very first line:
"Imagine: your dog, cat, or other pet in full military regalia."
and I never thought I'd see pancakes in a spacesuit.
http://www.petsinuniform.com/pancakes.php
teh internets, you never fail me.
Don't wanna nuff - but the two navy pets are both Chief Petty Officers - and the two Army pets are four star Generals, lol - not a Captain and a Lt - or a Cpl and a Sgt.
I like the matching space suits. Since the Air Force encourages us to pose as
astronauts for a photo-op at the Air Show, looks ok.
Uhyup... just a tad.
... disturbing that is.
@fritzlesnick: Thanks! :-)
I figured I'd get some details wrong, because my military knowledge is kinda thin. :-/
Tori -- lol. Same for me! I'm pretty sure that's all I've EVER wanted.
Ditto to Rach...Creepy
uh....weird.....
Wait, I thought I was on Cute Overload... this is more like Creepy Overload(and I say that as a loving dog owner).
That is a little strange and creepy.
hey CO great new add but there's been a mix up you put it where the sites content is supposed to be.
yay more Alien(s) references! I am a big fan of anything that gets us more Alien(s) references plus cute ani-pals on CO!
Well that's just wrong. Everyone knows cats don't follow orders.
The one with all the medals, AND all the tennis balls... OMG.
Apparently Dustin is such a big fan of C.O. because he cares so much about the site's content. Which makes it all the more puzzling how he has never noticed the "Product Cuteness" category.
Nicely done NTMTOM -- multiple hovertext kudos!
Wait... I just saw Tori's link.
My WTFs and my FTWs are currently fighting it out. My the best LOL win.
I gave up trying to make sense of it about two minutes in. You just have to respect that kind of ingenuity.
Lieutenant Marguerite is my fave. She does look like she's "seen things" and is still seeing them, perhaps.
Somebody better check Area 51, cause it looks like an ALIEN has taken over the body of Lt. Flang. There's something SUSPICIOUS about those eyes...
weird, weird, weird.
You can't play ball in here; this is the War Room!
*snerk*
For the record: the mouse-overs on this post made me L out L. Good stuff.
Ok, first of all: Creepy Overload indeed. Secondly: they're actually asking $20 for this? I'm not sure which of the two is more disturbing.
that is just wrong. just wrong. not to mention a wee bit creepy. i'm a pacifist, so military stuff isn't my thing.
I'm calling Giant Scam on this thing. I mean, 20 DOLLARS?!? You can make fluffy into anything you want at any number of websites or applications for free, and make 'em disco dance on "Elf Yourself" FOR FREE.
And you probably do most of the work yourself on this "service" with "corporate clients."
I might need a unicorn chaser for this. Baby unicorns cuddling with fluffy bunnies. Yes. And a rainbow, please.
Now make the evil looking uniforms go away.
The only Army that can't pass a lampost without lifting a leg.
@Hon Glad: LOL! Sure hope they're wearing kilts, not trousers!
To each her own. At least it didn't include the actual animals getting dressed up.
I'd rather spend my money on my youth orchestra.
Lt. Flang slays me!
This is no surprise to me. I have a teenaged son and when he comes out of his room to hang out with us in the living room (which is not often) he tends to take the spot on the sofa that is my big lab's spot, prompting much sad eyed beseeching on the lab's part. I usually tell the boy he has to move because the dog outranks him :)
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Also...this came to mind:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37503
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Um ... Doesn't this fall into the categories of cute & mildly disturbing ... Or Perhaps cute & creepy??
Meg. I for one, will support anything you're behind.
You've satisfied my warm-fuzzy-fix for years now. You've united kindred spirits. Given us a safe place to snorgle together.
I wish you the best and lots of it!
Funny, the wheaten looks right at home in his outfit! hahahaha.
Tres weird.
The kitty ones are cracking me up, especially Lt. Marguerite Flang there.
...I'm going to have nightmares...
Okay, the dogs are kinda cute, but the two kitties are just REALLY creeping me out!!!
mike, uh, i LOVE the area 51 kitty. she looks genuinely freaked out...
shiny, man,
dancer
NTMTOM, secure that Chicken!! *say in Sgt Apone voice*
Creepy pictures + Aliens reference totally works here.
@ fritzlesnick:
Chief PETty officers? Get it? Pet?
Ahahaha...I crack myself up sometimes.
And yeah, this is def. Creepy Overload.
*goes back to squirrlio pic*
"How Do I Get Out Of This Chicken Outfit?" asked the fast food company mascot at the end of a long hot day.
Yeah, I think I get why the cats are a bit creepier. With the dogs, you just think, "Well, that's silly." With the cats you think, "You know, it COULD happen."
am i the only one more taken aback by the fact that people are paying upwards of $20 for this???? pleeeeeease everyone, i know YOU know someone with basic photoshop skills who would do this for you for free!! ...or for a cookie or something.