AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh! Help!

What IS going on with all the creepeh kittehs! I think my soul just got sucked outttT

Baby cream, originally uploaded by fofurasfelinas.

Annnnnd the creepiness continues

Slightly creepy Caturday continues with this prosh-yet-slightly-straynnnnge Marmalade puddin'. I like his lil' arm though—If only he'd stop lookin' at me funny.

Baby red, originally uploaded by fofurasfelinas.

Slightly creepy Caturday

But the mini paws to head ratio cancel out the creepyness enough. [phew, that was a close call! Wiping brow]

baby kitten, originally uploaded by markokon.


baby kitten, originally uploaded by markokon.

 

Beyond creepy Caturday

Baby blue, originally uploaded by fofurasfelinas.

Creepy Caturday CONTINUES with creepy eyes and MENACING STARES. OMG

Overwhelmed... by HOLYWHUTTHEFLIPPIN!???

[SNICKER]

Humblest apologies, y'all.  Happy Friday!  ;-)

Welcome to Interspeche Snorglathon '08!

[Parting red curtains and stepping center stage] We got 'chur kittens 'n' bunnehs, we got yer bunnehs and puppehs, we got black, white, orange, brown—it's a total melting pot of furry redonkulousness! Step right UP!

First up is: "Eyeball to eyeball" [Deafening applause]

Then; protective ear covering pardner; [golf claps]



Followed by; "Me and Sleepy Grandpa" [Laugh track guffawing]

Next up: "I charge 2.5 carrots per hour per baby" [oooooooooohhh! audience intimidated sounds]

And then there's the 'Dancing with the Hares' duo [clapping to tango beat]

While this pup gets two enthusiastic thumbs up for nappular abilities; [Laugh track giggles]

And these two are checking comparing hairspray hold for their ears [Wooooooooo! audience laugh track]

And these dudes are just one big mountain o' Calico mess; [Audience jumping to feet, Showtime at the Apollo style]

Premature grey is IN (Not to mention stubbularness) [golf clap]

And finally, that all-too-familar Bunny Mama [Aw, haaaaaaaaaaaaayle no! Crazed lady jumps up from audience]

Thank you for coming and see you next year... [curtains close]

[Photos appear to be the work of Jane Burton, though I can't seem to find a real homepage for her - Ed.]

I've been waiting for the GD bus all day

I can't believe they raised bus fare to one squirmy wallaby.

Used to be one hamster round trip.

Flavia A., I suggest you unicycle to work.

[Squeals and snorts of delight]

Rumember back in the 60's when we all thought the Pygmy hogs were extinct? Well good news. A few years later, some peegs turned up at a market, and were rescued and re-habbed.Now, a bonche of them are being released back into the wild.

They're all snortin' around 'n stuff. More on the story here from Times UK.

Watch out for pythons, little Dewds! You too, Apsi W.

A Day in the life of Super Schnozzle

SUPER SCHNOZZLE up in a tree!

Super Schnozzle Creek walkingk!

SNORGLING CAREFULLY (with enormous nails! ye!)

Making tiny snuggling scratch marks! (the only good kind of scratch marks)

Super Schnozzle INVESTIGATING presence of OTHER SCHNOZZLES!

By the way, watch out for moist nosicles under comforters...

XTreme Close Up of Said Nosicle:

Licking a neighbor!

Hitting Control-Alt-A to see if ants show up on screen!

Begging to be removed from the basket to snorf more ants! [swipe swipe]

Tom T., Amanda M. and others, thanks for pointing out (again) the fabulous TAMANDUAGIRL!

Welcome, Baybee...

Tonight ees the night, that Romeo cooks for you, non?

'Zare, make yourself comfortuhbuhls... ahn? [cracks open wine, pours extremely large bowl for you]

Now, I serve zuh Scooby snacks, zen we eat zuh T-Bone aven Béarnaise...

Ssshhhhhh [covering mouth with paw] Sssh, Andrea K.

Wot a BABY!

Will you just LISTEN to this guy whine and complain. OMG [eye roll]

Movie after the jump.

Vid by Harpseals.jp, submitted by whiner Chaos S.

If I sit in my food, then I can be sure...

...NO ONE ELSE IS EATING IT!! [power nom sounds]

LOF the tiny paw action, Rikka K., you hear me? LOF!

Straight Pimpin'

Check out this lil' shuffling, pimp-coat sporting McSluggersons. He's all "Luhzadies, I gots the feathers, and the shuffle. And I'm workin' the Nat'l Geo, so you now it's all riiiiight" [Full National Geographic series here.]

Emma S., I recommend working 42nd and Slug Street. Always works for me.

Winston is nerrrrrrvous!

...Biting his lil' Winston nails with his round Winston head. Apparently, the final of America's Next Top Model caused him to pop a few Ativan too. Yay Win!

Gracias for pointing this new one out, Michele M.
Winston courtesy of the fine peeps over at FourFour.

Have you ever seen a grown panda sneeze [16 times in a row]

I usually max out at three times in a row. Maaaaaaaaaaybe four. This guy must have a grasshopper up his nose.

Let's not forget the ORIGINAL hilaious panda sneeze video either. Encore!

Whole lotta snorfin' goin' on RuthElisa K.!

Almost done there, Hon

Mimi the kitteh needed a bath. And that's what Mimi got. Then, she got snorfed by a dog named 'Panda'. So far this week is not going well for Mimi.

Halp Teajay! Halp!

Get ready for tiny mews

Tiny mews, odd monochromatic body fur and paw chewing. GO!

Ross and Jo-Lynn L., exquisite work with the tiny mews.

Captive giant pandas found safe in China

After that devastating earthquake, that's some good news, People. News via CNN.

This can only mean more snow rolling in preparation for the Olympics.

Su playing in the snow, originally uploaded by kjdrill.

Su really loves snow!, originally uploaded by kjdrill.

Yoga Master, originally uploaded by kjdrill.

Hilarious Su Lin, originally uploaded by kjdrill.

Rolling around in the snow, originally uploaded by kjdrill.

That's one happy panda!!, originally uploaded by kjdrill.

Whaaaaat's uuuuuuuuuuup

Seriously, what's aaaap. Oh, and pass me a beer.

TimesOnlineUK Slide show, that's what!

'alo! Jost poppin' in fo' a spo' o' tea!

Behbeh: 'alo! Jost poppin' in fo' a spo' o' tea!
Cat: Right oh, just getting the teacops out now! [rattle rattle rattle]

Johanna S. found this photo from several terrific ones over at Uber Cats slide shows

Chihuahua ordered to perfection

[Speaking into drive-thru window speaker]

Um, I'll take the beady eyes/stuffed animal combo...

...with finger monches

Oh, and paws up for dessert. Thannnnnnnnnks.

Drive to the next window, Eva H. Bone Appetit!

Charlie, Chloe. Chloe, Charlie.

The Daily Coyote, friend of Teh Qte™, recently reported PUPPIES.  And now SOMEbody's getting a new BABY SISTER:

(sniffing ensues)

Yay Spring!  It does make me wonder where Eli stands on all of this, though.

We've seen Charlie with Eli before.  Many thanks, Shreve!

You are powerless against my nomming

You KNOW this would make the BEST office demotivational poster with the word "Powerlessness" across the bottom. You can do eet!

Nomulent, Linda K.

And now, the six-toed back massage / acupuncture chomp

The lavendar oils, they come laters. For now, dee chompingks. [bites into back]

*teh 0wch*

According to Sender-Inner Stephanie D., this kitteh's thumbs inspired his Daddy to name him "Six-Shooter Denney-Enochs." Pew pew pew!

Overwhelmed...BY LOF!

Come here you delicious WHITE FLUFFBALL, COME HERE I SAY!

[muzzle muzzle muzzle]

Sender Inner Teajay and photographer Marley, what a romannnnntic pic.

Goodnight, Sleepy-Pannnnts

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Meia G., the straaaayche is the best part.

THIS JUST IN: A Mother's Day litter

And I mean the good kind o' litter of course.

Check out these freshly-minted behbehs, borned today! "Queen Pumpkin" is Mom's name, natch.

MOTHER'S DAY CUTE OVERLOAD XTREME CLOSE-UP! Ehn!

Nice job getting this one in under the wire, Ken and Gina G.

You guessed it, Mom dog nurses kittens!

What would Mother's Day be without some major interspecies snorgling and adoption action?

Lisa B., Happy Mother's Day :P

A face only a mother could love

At least this lil' Bush Baby has the suction-cup hands going for him, though.

[plock plock plock sound of him scaling a window effortlessly]

Thanks to Sender-Inner Ally and her three dogs, two hamsters, two turtles, four rabbits, a fish, and four horses, plus, the kitten she's in process of adopting.