Work That Mistletoe, Sister!
All right, ladies! The Yuletide season is upon us, and that means plenty of holiday parties with cute guys, dark hallways — and lots and lots of mistletoe! Keep your lips lively this Christmas with these time-honored mistle-tips:
- Be casual. Don't stand directly under the mistletoe; that looks desperate. Stand just enough to one side so that you look like you just happen to be there.
- Adopt a mysterious, far-away gaze, as if you were standing alone on a moonlit shore, yearning for your lover on the far horizon.
- Purse your lips ever so slightly — not too much to be obvious, but enough to encourage him to make that first move.
CORRECT TECHNIQUE:
INCORRECT TECHNIQUE:
Thanks to the oh-so-kissable Ash for the instructional photos.
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Cheeky monkey!
Heck, even *I* want to kiss that top one! What a cutie.
They're both having bad hair days, though.
Orangutans are the best :) There's something about them. I don't know what it is, but I love it.
Odds are this mienkeh will get a lot more action than me.
Aw heck, that's cute.
Look into those beautiful eyes.
aw just a little shave maybe and a touch of lipstick, yeah...
Awww!! LOL gosh thats hilarious! Teehee @ Sugar buns!!!!
So I missed the label "Correct Technique" over the first one, and thought it was the only picture there was. Went "oh what a cute orang," scrolled down to click on the comments link.
"Incorrect Technique"!
Just about fell over laughing, I did.
Love the mad hair do.
Ohhhhh, she's precious!
Reminds me of the stuffed monkey I had when I was little. Same long, soft hair. I used to love petting her. I miss my monkey.
:( Wah.
Awwww.
I must go to the wrong holiday parties though, because none of them ever have mistletoe.
I think the top monkey is the definition of 'prosh' and the bottom monkey well...isnt (Looks like the same monkey after a few Gin and Tonics) :p
whoops ape* please dont hit me librarian ooook
Charlie, I was thinking the same thing... first was at the beginning of the office Christmas party and the second was after imbibing @ the office Christmas party. She's probably going to make photocopies of her tocks and make out with Randy in the mail room next :)
Back to the library, Librarian! OOK! Just right, Charlie!
So cute... want to hug
Ah, the days of making a fool of myself at the office party!! Thank God those days are over---LOL!!!
NTMTOM, you've been reading "Cosmo Primate," haven't you?
1st picture looks like Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen!!!!!
LOVE the 2nd picture!!!
OMG! I knew I was doing something wrong! Thanks for setting me straight!
I'm not being snarky - does anyone else think the first monkey picture kind of looks like George W Bush? C'mon, who's with me?
Chanpon, I was thinking Shirley MacLaine myself... maybe she was an orangutan in a former life?
Chanpon--I do see the resemblance. It's something about her mouth.
Second gal needs to go to a dentist...or at least invest in a little floss! No wonder the frog won't kiss her.
I want to know the story behind this bebeh... what is an orang doing posing for sexy pics in the South?!?! (azaleas!)
@Charlie
Nice Pratchett reference!
/Offer her a banana + she just might forgive you.
/oook oook!
Snicker..
and Berthaservant Nice Pink Panther Ref.
Hahahaha @suck face! Think I'll try that line out on my boyfriend LOL ;-)
Such a cute ape :) (the one in the pics, duh)
I sure wish I'd had these tips back when I was young and foolish .. I might not be single now.. dang. Doesn't flower over right ear mean "married" though? Maybe *that* was the mistake I was making! Everyone thought I was taken! ha
Second pic makes me LOL SO HARD!!! Love a surprise scroll-down.
That slut.
ah! my favorite primate!
(not so much dressed in clothes) but cute none the less.
As I have been perusing orthodontic forums all morning up 'til now, I am left wondering. . .
Does that Sugar Buns orang have some fillings in her monkeh teef?
any advice for guys on making that first move?
like, what can I say?
All right, little brother...first make a little small talk, like, is she enjoying the party...If you've got a small camera, you can show her the images, arrange to bring her prints...Ask,
"Is that mistletoe?" "Are you sure?" "Want to try it out?" That's all I got...
You saay, "your leeps are like unlike any leeps I've ever keesed!" and that would be the truth! we hope!
I dunno, I totally saw Edward Scissorhands in the first picture :)
LoL! That's awesome, it's like so cute, and funny!
I just hope they are girls when I give a SWAK