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Dec 19, 2008

Friday Staff Meeting

... and our final action item for today, in regards to re-purposing the deliverables for the Q1 global co-localization initiative going forward ...

... we're experiencing push-back over negative asset retention metrics, vis-a-vis our mission-critical relationship management wombat ...

... at the end of the day, to synergize a best-of-breed flapdoodle customer-oriented splinky narfle paradigm wumpus noodle fleeple spork ...

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I like the third one: "No, no, I'm listening, I'm...zzz [plop]."

TW
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:16 PM

I'M AWAKE! NO REALLY! I'M-- *zzzzzzz*

platedlizard
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:17 PM

So much fluffatude!

Beth
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:17 PM

re-purposing the deliverables.... I totally remember talk like this....snooooree

Paunchie
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:19 PM

eeets keeeeelling me!

the pup at the end... lean lean lean leeeeeeeean WHOMP!

If I were a cuter animal i could submit a vid of myself for that page! I totally do this!

Midori
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:20 PM

and I TOTALLY relate to that kitteh.

Paunchie
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:21 PM

I've been in meetings like that......

victoreia
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:21 PM

LOLOL! Puppeh iz broke!

Patty P
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:22 PM

Thanks for drilling down into the mission critical snoritude, for the proactivity of the fluffitization of ... wut? Looks like me after a burrito lunch.

lolfox
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:25 PM

Death by Powerpoint. I have SO been in those meetings. What little sweeties!

marsheeeee
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:30 PM

I burst out laughing at the last one! What kind of dog is it anyway? It looks so different! The coloring is amazing.

freakymysty
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:30 PM

Yep, can so relate to this. This week, I'm sure loads of us in corporate Europe and USA have been getting teh mails from the boardz with all this kind of blip and have been going yes, very interezzzzzzzzz

Kallisto
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:34 PM

THis is me at work today ZZZ. jerk awake... ZZZZZZZ. jerk awake

Annie
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:47 PM

I went to check out that web site. Man! VERY stringent cuteness ratings! :o I don't think I've seen a "5" yet!

Alice
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:50 PM

The pup at the end is a Pomeranian. His name is Spudgy and he's 10 yrs old. :-)

Aimz
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 01:50 PM

Sleepy Spudgy always has been and always will be my absolute favorite YouTube video.

ba
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:01 PM

That was me all semester. "And so-and-so's use of color in thezz zzZZZzzzz... *jerk awake* post-modernist play-doh whatchmajigger snarshmallow ZZzzzZZZZ..."

Lizzy
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:03 PM

...But I always feel kind of dirty typing it in. "Spudgy"? Really?

ba
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:03 PM

Vewy qwietwy shneaks teh bestest donuts fwum teh confewensh tabel...

pyrit
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:07 PM

Yup, pretty much captured my concentration levels when I've been in meetings like this. Face-forward-in-the-soup...

Janet in Cambridge
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:11 PM

Amazing how exhausting being a cute little bebeh is.

Aoife
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:16 PM

Okay, today I had a Webex to display a Powerpoint presentation and a conference call to listen to what was on the presentation and I was completely alert the entire time......my kittehs, not so much.

(Oh, and I, er, totally look like kitteh in #1, falling asleep on a plane. Possibly not as cute.)

Gail (the first one)
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:18 PM

BINGO!

Theresa
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:20 PM

That's what I need--a relationship management wombat! Thanks, CO.

BabyOpossum
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:35 PM

bleen it all! I can't watch vids at work! Grr! Torture!

DKN
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:39 PM

Hands(or heads?)up everybody who began tilting forwardzzzzz.....

VegetarianViking
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 02:43 PM

It's funny 'cos it's true.

T.U.M.
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 03:14 PM

Oh no! Now I'm getting sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejejifkdddb6 WHU?! Uh, sleepy. Why's there drool on my keyboard?

Samantha
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 03:18 PM

This is per-ticularly apropos this festive season, as most people have indulged in Xmas basket goodies and baskets of candy and holiday lunch cocktails and are even more primed for a snooze in that 3 PM conference call with Steve from corporate.

berthaservant
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 03:20 PM

OK I laughed really hard at the kitten, then really hard at the chickies, but i absolutely nearly wet myself over the puppy! TOO FUNNY (and too cute of course)

jen
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 03:59 PM

*fwomp*


I'm up! I'm up!!!

Villy
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 04:06 PM

Talk about misdirection! Sliiiiiddiiing to the left, plop on face to the right.

I actually guffawed.

Johanna
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 04:15 PM

Lolouds!

That was me last night trying to finish up some reading and refusing to go to bed. Okay, perhaps not as cute and adorably fuzzy.

Marie
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 04:16 PM

"wompus noodle fleeble spork" - almost fell off my chair.
I often wonder what gibberish my kitteh hears when I'm watching news...as he starts to snooze...

Rooanne
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 04:26 PM

awww, baby needs my grippy yoga socks

marmar
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 05:24 PM

OMG, puppeh hitting the ground suddenly was so anerable, but synchronized fuzzy chick narcolepsy for the win!

chanpon
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 07:03 PM

Oh, those were chickies!
Never skip CO...you learn so much.
How to stay awake in a class or a meeting...chew
gum, lots of gum..."frostbite mint" flavor. If you can't be seen chewing, just keep a wad in the corner of your
mouth.

totalee puppy
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 07:15 PM

Oh man, the puppy flopping over then going "No! I'm awake! I'm awake!" just about killed me. Adorable!

June
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 08:03 PM

Aaahhh "flapdoodle." My favorite Henry Millerism.

(the original) Mel
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 08:18 PM

I'm concerned now, because while I had to go to UrbanDictionary.com to look up some of the stuff from the "1337" post the other day, I actually understood everything in this one.

Maybe it's because for my job I actually do work as a Relationship Management Wombat?

Hibiscus
 |  Dec 19, 2008 at 10:38 PM

@Hibiscus: Hee-hee! Is "Wombat" a professional designation? Are there other levels, like "Apprentice Wombat", "Journeyman Wombat" and "Master Wombat"?

Gail (the first one)
 |  Dec 20, 2008 at 03:49 AM

Tandem chickenhead droopage!

C.
 |  Dec 20, 2008 at 07:36 AM

Keeeeeeeeeeeer PLOP! I didn't see that one coming, puppy, LOL!

claudia
 |  Dec 20, 2008 at 08:02 AM

Sometimes, when I feel really down, this site is one of only a very few things that can still make me laugh.

The entire internet is given over to brainless, sarcastic nonentities, always fussing and fighting about everything. But you come to C.O. and things are okay.

Also, "Spudgy?" That is an awesome name for a Pomeranian.

[Heh. Glad you like. So do we. Don't be *too* surprised when things occasionally get sarcastic and brainless around here, though... - Ed.]

oh-nobody-in-particular
 |  Dec 20, 2008 at 12:28 PM

The scary thing is, I was following you all the way up until "splinky narfle". That's when My Head A Splode.

Shadyman
 |  Dec 20, 2008 at 03:18 PM

CUTTHINGSFALLINGASLEEPDOTORG???
Can't...bookmark...fast...enough...!

anner
 |  Dec 20, 2008 at 05:16 PM

So adorable! And I can totally relate! I have been doing this since I was fourteen years old!

They tell me I need to work on my sleep hygiene. Pfft!

Then when I get the eight hours sleep or more, I *STILL* faceplant! Cannot win.

Not so cute when I do it, did it earlier at my bff's place with her husband and father in law present, my jaw wide open, but not snoring.

To quote the immortal Grover, "Oh, I am so emBARassed!"

Mandy
 |  Dec 20, 2008 at 09:34 PM

Reminds me of myself trying to keep my eyes open at the puter when I'm STAYING UP TOO LATE READING CUTE OVERLOAD.

Why is it that puppies and kitties don't want to go to sleep? Are they having so much fun that they don't want to just like us?

Am I anthropomorphising? I don't know. It make me wonder....

Kimski
 |  Dec 20, 2008 at 09:51 PM

Awesomeness!!! Wumple noodle fleeple spork talk makes me nod off too. But my drool puddles are not nearly as cute as these guys.

binky-mama
 |  Dec 20, 2008 at 09:58 PM

NTMTOM, you are one fine cute-ologist editor. Now I have a new resource to use at the end of my next pp presentation. Any Questions group? I'll see who's awake enough to see the puppeh falling over.

Nancy
 |  Dec 21, 2008 at 07:33 AM

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