Your Jedi Mind Tricks Will Not Work On Me...
"However, maybe a nice piece of tuna, that would work on me. And some egg salad. And one of those big knackwursts, with the sauerkraut. And a pastrami sandwich on rye, lean, hold the mustard, with a pickle and a side of onion rings, and a chocolate milk shake. And see if my friend here wants anything."
Has your cat met our heroic space chipmunk, Natalie D.?
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That's no kitty. That's a SPACE STATION.
Wowie. My cat Harpo (1984-1992) was big, but not THIS big....get thee to a treadmill, stat!
Oh, and, the b word.
CURSE YOU THEO!!!!!
Not the same kitty but looks simular if you squint:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peLD2vlxRM0
Theo, you changed your post. THEO CHANGED HIS POST!!! IT WASN'T AS FUNNY A MINUTE AGO!!!
That is a feline marshmallow, that is.
Ehhhh... I had to go back and edit.
Word to the wise: Check hovertext BEFORE commenting.
That's a full acre of kitty!
Um, I don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but I don't think this is real. I'm pretty cure Carrie Fisher is a little older that this photo might suggest.
b-serve, pull yourself together!!
'than' it should read than, not that *sigh* i need more sleep. or less. i can't decide.
And I couldn't figure out what happened to Theo's post, and then I realized that he has editing capabilities. He has that monkey.
Why yes, yes I do. Say hello to the peeps, Editor Monkey.
[EEP OOK! - Ed.]
"Help me, All U Can Eat Buffet, you're my only hope."
lol pyrit!
LOL!!!
I'd like to see that cat wearing Leia's space whore outfit!
This guy looks like a big, white cookie. Must be a catameringue.
Heeheehee
LOL @ Pyrit!!! X-D
lol, Jaba the Hut as an oversize cat? Never thought about that...
"Oh, and after my dinner, bring me Solo and the wookie."
NTMTOM - we meet at last, the circle is now complete...
No way is this 'shopped. Totally real.
A chocolate milkshake sounds really good right about now.
[sends TW an .MP3 of a washboard solo, and a cookie]
"...Solo and a cookie."
[...and a jinx. - Ed.]
Dang, Teho beat me, and his is much funnier.
Ed. is faster than me as well, it seems.
It's the hyperdrive, y'know. I poured a mocha in it.
and this is why I have a *small* crush on NTMTOM...
Shh, don't tell him...
I think he's a womprat! They're not much bigger than 2 meters...
[Let me just turn off my targeting computer... yes, I know, Artoo... - Ed.]
And here I was just using tea. That must've been where I went wrong.
Could this be Jabba the Cat?
Pixels? Is that like Tinkerbell in "Peter Pan?" We believe in pixels!
Not sure if we believe in Jabba the Cat, tho'.
You better believe in Jabba the Cat or he will come and SIT on ya.
Been a long time since I saw the movie, but somehow I remembered Princess Leia's. . . erm. . . pixels being a lot bigger. Also, does Jabba the Catt have that long hideous slobbery tongue? I'm sure he eats little froggy things.
"In today's action on Centre Court at Wimbledon, a blancmange devoured Carrie Fisher in straight sets."
[Oh come now, that's just silly. - Ed.]
Photoshopped? Pshaw!
As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational CATtle station!
Brinn you obviously need some of that Coffee Ed. is drinking cause he is editing faster than a speeding Millenium Falcon!
I've switched to Pirate Coffee, Annie.
Off topic: Is it bad that I was just reading about someone's "Globe nom" and I immediately picture them trying to eat the Golden Globe award? /off topic
Eastie, I would NEVER think of something like that.
http://teho.vox.com/library/post/wait-what.html
http://teho.vox.com/library/post/something-to-sink-your-teeth-into.html
*straps on skis and catches the chairlift to the top*
Theo - Hahaha...Fantastic! Glad I'm not alone.
Pyrit coffee?
teho are you harming that po' marmie kitteh in the corner, or does he always look like that?!
[That's Mister "I'm Photoshopped" Bounce; more explanations here... http://teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398a638750004.html - Ed.]
Theo said: "I've switched to Pirate Coffee, Annie."
Is it made of ARRR-abica beans?
Kona, actually.
Oh, and wouldn't "Pyrit Coffee" be tea?
(from under the table) Arr, when oy 'ad me brush wiv the East India Trading Co., eet was tea, all tea, all day! Tea! Tea! Tea!
But oy showed dem, din't oy?
('urp.)
True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.