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Dec 01, 2008

Crazy Ernie's Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse!

Friends, are you looking for an exotic pet for your family, but those sky-high pet store prices have you settling for hamsters?  Then bring the kids down to Crazy Ernie's Factory Seconds Discount Pet Warehouse and select from dozens of one-of-a-kind irregular and discontinued pets, all with a 30-day guarantee!  You'll find deals like this feller here — now, I don't know how they did it, but they managed to get his head on sideways.  It don't bother him none; he gets around just fine, and he's yours for 70% off the pet store price!  Hurry down now, and I'll throw in a starter pack of six-legged mice absolutely free!

Hey, you're walking on the walls, and you call ME defective?

This is the coolest idea since pet conversions, Johanna S.

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Majestic fluffy overload!

Space Cowgirl
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:22 PM

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the bug man
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:23 PM

Birds ROCK.

Birdcage
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:23 PM

baroo whooo!

cataddict
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:23 PM

Looks like he just flew in from the land of the Misfit Pets.

kultgirl
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:24 PM

Is not defective - is Baroo!

Trabb's Boy
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:24 PM

No, no, no.....BAROOOO??!!

Elisha B.
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:29 PM

Haha, other people made the Baroo-whoo joke before I got here. ^_^

Astharis
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:42 PM

Maybe "Baroo" can be a contraction of "Barred Owl Whoo" this time.

Theo
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:42 PM

My boss used to own a company called Crazy Eddie's that sold computers. No, his name's not Eddie.

TRUE STORY.

Anyway, owl is not broken, owl is just flexible. He's the deluxe model.

emmemm
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:44 PM

Ah I get it!! The land of Misfit Pets, like the Misfit Toys in the Christmas show!! Haha...only this time of year would I get that.

I wonder, was Owl looking that way before the picture, or was crook neck a result of the camera? As if owl was trying to figure out the one eyed zooming device that was looking at it

ratchic
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:45 PM

so soft!

leeleemarie
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:46 PM

Nice short-eared owl!

Birdchick
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:52 PM

Awww, he's from the land of misfit birds.

emmemm - Crazy Eddie's? Didn't that guy go to jail for fraud?

anonnymous
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 01:58 PM

=D

chanpon
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:02 PM

@ the Bug Man

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Annie
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:09 PM

But does he only fly in one direction?

Lesley
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:14 PM

Crazy Eddie's LOL That sounds like something my dad would have said when he answered the phone! Too Funny!

WickedWendy
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:19 PM

Six-legged mice sound cool.

Diesal
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:39 PM

Crazy Eddie's was an electronics store here in NYC for years while I was growing up. They had the world's most annoying pitchman who used to yell "CRAZY EDDIE- HIS PRICES ARE INSANE!" It all folded up in '89, after the owners were indicted for fraud.

Theresa
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:40 PM

Re: Crazy Eddie's

Yes, you are correct! There was a NY area Crazy Eddie's that went out of business and the guy was probably arrested or something.

I totally spaced it - the business my boss ran was Crazy Fred's! Oops! Ah, the power of suggestion.

emmemm
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:41 PM

you know you just had to tilt your head to the left

rainbow
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:44 PM

I wish I could remember who it was - some comedian used to do a routine about buying substandard pets at Woolworth's when he was a kid. Fish who couldn;t swim, asthmatic birds, etc. Eddie Murphy, maybe?

T.U.M.
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:56 PM

Diesal said: "Six-legged mice sound cool."

I agree! Awww...

Wait... they're selling the mice with the owl, who probably eats mice. Are they supposed to be additional pets, or this guy's dinner?

fish eye no miko
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:57 PM

His momma always used to tell him his head would freeze that way....

SoCalSis
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 03:00 PM

Extreme baroo

nismo
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 03:19 PM

PS Hmph, nothing misfit 'bout this wollie. Only baroo.

Theresa
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 05:13 PM

I like wols, too, Theresa.

Yes, the six legged mice starter kit is to make mice for his consumption. There I said it.

NOMTOM, another grandeloquence.

Katrina
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 05:29 PM

You crack me up to no end! Love your site (wouldn't be nearly as wonderful without the super-duper silly comments)! Keep up the good work. We're all counting on you for our baroos and hawhaws!

Lauren
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 06:02 PM

Major Massive Head,.. 'TILT'
bwahhh ha ha ha! adorable!

scooterpants
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 06:02 PM

I'll take him!

I love him. : )

I imagine him flying with his body horizontal and his head right way up, like a Chagall maybe.

Kimski
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 06:08 PM

Tewtally obscure, but I was reminded of "Al Peck's Used Fruit" -- sketch from SCTV. ("Grapefruits! Hardly ever been squeezed! And you won't get a lemon!")

Yay NTOMTOMTOMTOM!

berthaservant
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 06:31 PM

any regs here that could run over to the last shiba /pup post and check it out with me??? come on ya'all!

scooterpants
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 06:33 PM

Ow. Bad case of torticollis Mr. Owl?

Boomer's Babysitter
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 06:57 PM

A business called Crazy Eddie's was featured in the movie classic "A Letter to Three Wives" and its jingle was sung by Darla Hood who as a child was in the Little Rascals.

Conversions: "I gotta take a tuck in the Airdale, then I got the frogs to let out."

snoopysnake
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 07:02 PM

OK, scooterpants, I took you up on the challenge... When I looked in on the puppies, there was much commotion, until a female human came in and sat down with them. Then, they all climbed all over her, licked her knees as she sat cross-legged on the floor, piled all over each other, one big mass of puppy love. *sigh* some people have all the luck...

Boomer's Babysitter
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 07:05 PM

oh, and by the way, NTMTOM, I love that hovertext...

Boomer's Babysitter
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 07:06 PM

I think maybe we have been judged and found lacking. By the owl.

JohnnieCanuck
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 07:37 PM

Craaazyy Ernie's!

I'm having a flashback from my childhood.... "Brave Little Toaster," anyone?

CJ
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 07:50 PM

wol...lol!

cachorro
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 08:17 PM

Deese ees the most amazinks BAROOO ever!

Wombats
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 09:23 PM

I can't believe Meg would post a link to such a cruel and inhumane video. I don't know if it's real or not (I think maybe not, but then I think, who would joke about such a thing?), but we shouldn't give people ideas!!! Meg, do you want to be responsible for someone sticking a pipe in the neck of their terrier and painting it gold because they think it would be a good idea after watching this video???? I thought this site was supposed to be safe for children and pets, but apparently not.

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 10:14 PM

Kimski: Definitely a Chagal Owl.

Hon Glad
 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 01:49 AM

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Kimski
 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 02:57 AM

mike, i love you.

wannadance
 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 03:25 AM

Hey, I'll run away a mile if I spot a 'normal' owl...but this one is extreme.
Creepy..

AD
 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 03:29 AM

This wol is Barooing to check out the photographer. Raptors and other birds of prey have this funny eye thing, wherein they can see better by going Baroo on our patooties.

The Siba Inu puppies are just adorable, and HUGE!

Yes, and s/he is a Chagal Wol, I tewtally agrees withchu.

Katrina
 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 03:55 AM

@Katrina: Patooties? going Baroo? where did you find this out? (I'm not being rude, just looking for info.) I think this Chagallwol is barooing for the sheer fun of it.

mberkie0
 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 04:26 AM

@mberkie0: I think Chagallwol is showing off...just a little, mind you. He's all, "Can you do this, hooomans? Bwahaaahaaa!"

Gail (the first one)
 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 05:08 AM

CJ,

Brave Little Toaster is such an overlooked classic. The movie itself is wonderful, but John Lovitz was especially hilarious.

The Radio: Why, if we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved.
Toaster: What?
The Radio: Or maybe it was a basset hound.


The Radio: We're trapped here like rats! Small little rats with no hair and one leg!


Dang it--now I've got to go home and watch that tonight.

llism
 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 05:10 AM

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