Brace yourselves. Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and your Mom is going to tell you that you made the potatoes wrong. I'm just telling you now. So, to successfully deal with the onslaught of family holidays, I'd like to suggest, in this order:
1. Carry a pocket flask for liquid courage as needed. Do not share it with your Druncle.
2. Whenever you need to, come back to these two photos to remind yourself not all families are full of dysfunctional morons. [head tilt]