« Bon-bons, s'il vous plaît | Home | Death by Gossip »

Nov 30, 2008

Mmm Mmm, Sanitary!

Delicious kitteh hair holiday cookies coming right up.

With tiny hairballs on top.



Eileen B., when the kitteh is in the mixer, make sure it's on the low setting. Just like when kittehs are in the tumble dryer, they like a low setting.

Email to a Friend | Add to del.icio.us |


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Mmm Mmm, Sanitary!:


As the all-wise mug in the mall read: Everything tastes better with cat hair.

Someone, quick, dig up that cartoon where Marcus the dog who thinks his new found kitty pal has been turned into a cookie!

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:16 AM

You'll need to sift that flour, er, kitteh, a few more times. I can see there are still lumps there.

The kitteh needs to be much smoother to make a good kitteh, er, cookie dough!

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:18 AM

S/he looks just like my Truffle (RIP). I bet that cat has a whole range of wonderful tricks-Truff-Truff did, for sure!

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:18 AM

I love strained kittehs!! They are like strained peas, but better. :)

Beth (in NC)
 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:19 AM

My bad - his name was Marc Antony, not Marcus.


 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:19 AM

What? No hovers?? No CATEGORY TAG???

Must fix!!!

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:26 AM

...et voila

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:26 AM

I wanna know where the cat slav...owner got the colander--I would love a mesh colander that big!

The kitty is pretty adorable too, but I already have my own little grey cat to put in a colander!

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:35 AM

BRILLIANT hovertext. worth the approximately six-minute wait. ;-)

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:43 AM

Oops, I mean 26 minutes. more coffee, please.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:44 AM

Me too! I'll take some coffee!

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:50 AM

Can I call him "Colonel Mustache?"

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 09:07 AM

No meal is complete without a cat hair. You need at least one.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 09:08 AM

TUM -- Sounds right to me. Very sievelized.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 09:09 AM

beautiful kitten ! them eyes just grabbed me !

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 09:10 AM

The glowing angry eyes in the smaller pic make me think there's about to be some baking from scratch.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 09:11 AM

strrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaiiiiiin out that kitty hair, once done, you can wrap hair into eety beeety balls. mash up kitty with sledgehammer. put in oven for 'bout 35?min. when taken out, make sure the angriness doesn't accidentally scratch your head off. add hairballs.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 10:11 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen PRESENTING the New sensational kitty colander 2009. One size fits all. Note the fine mesh wire perfect for containing even the finest of ingredi-cats. Allowing for a cleaner wash and larger holding capacity.
This is the item to get for any fine gourma-cat on your list. Available juts in time for the Holiday season. Don't wait to get your today supplies are limited

**Kitty not included with colander**

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 10:22 AM

Something about grey kitties makes my heart melt.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 10:25 AM

and black kitties, and tuxedo kitties, and stripey kitties....

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 10:26 AM

Any 'nuffs gonna take umbrage at Meg's suggestion of cats-in-appliances? No?

I just wanted to say "umbrage." Which is a great name for a bunneh, by the way.

(Xlnt-e H-text, Teho).

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 10:26 AM

I see a kid's book featuring Kitty Collander, P.I., and her slightly dumb but loyal dog partner named, er....OK, I don't see a WHOLE book yet, but "Kitty Collander, P.I." is pretty catchy.

Biscuit Tin
 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 10:43 AM

@Teho: "Sievelized"---LOL!!!!!

Gail (the first one)
 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 10:43 AM

Kitteh in the colander is obviously feeling drained.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 11:14 AM

Colanders are the new boxes, for Spring 2009. They allow for improved air circulation, while still providing maxiumum squishitude. They were on all the runways at fashion week this year.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 11:18 AM

They're like cat hammocks.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 12:04 PM

I have a magnet in my kitchen that says "In this house cat hair is a condiment".

Any time someone points out that there's a cat hair in the food I just point to the magnet. I see it as fair warning!

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 01:46 PM

Always use a large mesh collander for cats. Otherwise it just gets clogged up with cat hair.

Dave T
 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 02:37 PM

BTW, because "colander-hab" is kind of clumsy, we refer to the treatment program for such kitties as "mesh-hab."

Yep. Kitteh is a mesh addict.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 02:59 PM

I love it when cats lie in bowls with their little heads dangling over the side, casually looking around. It's even more fun when it's a mesh or glass dish so you can look through the sides and see how a cat, like a liquid, takes on the shape of its container. I must go home and make a Pyrex mixing bowl available to my cat at ONCE.
She will then avoid it studiously, because I WANT her to get into it.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 03:34 PM

I don't get your comment - is it biting wit or are you actually worried people want to eat cats. In case you are concerned please note the website you are at - people here love animals (even as we speak I am putting both my beloved cats in a colander so I can get a cute photo - although neither is co operating).

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 06:22 PM

LOL @ both the pic and Berthaservant. I continue to be a little bit in love with you!

"mesh addict". Snort.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 06:44 PM

Theo, so great about the
2010 colander!

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 07:12 PM

jenjen-"baking from scratch" LOL LOL LOL!

totalee puppy
 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 07:15 PM

BServ--I thought that was
a crayon..."Burnt Umbrage"...no?

totalee puppy
 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 07:18 PM

hovertext win.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 07:55 PM

I love the smell of umbrage in the mornin'. Smells like victory.

 |  Nov 30, 2008 at 08:18 PM


Didn't you know? Cats *are* a liquid. That is why the container you use to take a cat to the vet is called a "kitty bottle".

...erm, maybe that's just at my house?

 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 02:27 AM

It's such a strain to think of another pun, but "mesh addict" almost sent me snerking to the floor, B-Serv! Now I feel so drained. Speaking of draining, Picky has been "draining" a lot since he's been on subQ fluids! Does anyone know if that's a good sign?

 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 04:59 AM

@Mberkie0, it's par for the course with subQ. You will be changing the litter a lot. Otherwise how does Picky seem?

 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 05:15 AM

'I shall remain here. Go about your business. This is now mine.'

 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 05:56 AM

teh punz iz killin me

 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 06:35 AM

@Theresa: Picky is doing extremely well for a senior catizen. He still wants to play, he loves his brushies, he eats his ridiculously expensive dry crunchies with moderate appetite (I think they bore him), eyes and ears clear, fur shiny and extremely floofy, energy pretty good for an old guy, sleeps a little more than he used to. He has also become more cling-y than he used to. I'm thinking of changing his middle name to Velcro.

 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 09:19 AM

Oh, and by the way, remember not to over mix your kittehs because they can get a little tough.

 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 10:01 AM

mberkie0-or from Picky to Sticky-he'll never know the diff.

 |  Dec 01, 2008 at 10:45 AM

@Mberkie0, excellent! Just keep up the subQ, get his levels taken regularly and watch out for anemia.

 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 05:36 AM

@Theresa: thx for advice. The subQ is a bit of a trial for both of us.....

 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 07:26 AM

Sucha beautiful cat, lovely colour! *pat,pat,pat*

 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 09:43 AM

Don't forget to swoosh and rotate for maximum effect.

 |  Dec 02, 2008 at 10:38 AM

The comments to this entry are closed.

« Bon-bons, s'il vous plaît | Home | Death by Gossip »




  • Receive the daily content of CuteOverload in your email box. Free!

    Your email address will only be used for this purpose and not given out to any other third party.

    Enter your Email

    Powered by FeedBlitz

Cute Caps!

  • Did you know you can add CuteCaps to your own webpage? Try it!

Got Cute?

  • Think you have a cute photo, Punk? [Clint Eastwood voice] If you think it fits our seriously stringent requirements, send it to us. We just might post it! But if we don't, it's really for the best [patting your back.]

Choosey bloggers choose:

  • TypePad!

    If TypePad helps your blog survive a Slashdotting, you know it's strong.

    Set Up Your Blog For Free with TypePad! If I can do it, you tewtelly can.

Email Me

  • press-related: press [at] cutelabs.com
  • business-related: meg [at] cutelabs.com
  • submissions: cuteoverload [at] frostdesign.net

Press Coverageses

  • Don't miss our Press page for ALL pattings on the back!


Powered by TypePad