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Nov 10, 2008

I Kissed A Dog (And I Liked It)

The taste of his milkbone dog lips

I kissed a dog just to try it

I hope my cat boyfriend don't mind it

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Judy O. I think you should either separate them or get a recording contract STAT.

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Oh, man is this interspecies snorgling or what?

Katrina
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:03 AM

Ewww Dog Cooties!!

Annie
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:05 AM

oh NTMTOM....you have TOTALLY out done yourself on this one.

lawyerjenn
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:08 AM

HAHA! Dis is sooooo much better than the other song.

DKN
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:13 AM

Goggie looks ''Ew Tuna''

Hon Glad
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:15 AM

I'll be licking you -
always
With a love that's true-
always
Saw you sitting there,
Thought a kiss you'd share,
With that golden hair -
always,always.
Saw those velvet eyes,
near me,
Paused, and thought aloud,
"Dear me!"
Dog, you well may be,
you mean more to me.
So, we'll happy be --
Always!

(Ah, forbidden love!)

ThreeCatNight
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:22 AM

Zombie kitteh is trying to suck the dog's brain out through his snout.

260Oaklye
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:24 AM

are you sure he's not checking the teeth for food scraps?

metsakins
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:24 AM

Aw pretty cat! Apparently cocker spaniels are the dumbest of the dogs though, so watch out kitty! Don't let your heart be stolen by a blonde!

Fegli
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:26 AM

I'm assuming this is Perry not Sobule?


I suppose it could be either...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SclQZ4W2VZ0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6q45XgnfZ0

Carrie
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:28 AM

Hahaha love it! :)

Annie J.
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:28 AM

Carrie -- the former (in this case).

Theo
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:31 AM

I just hope it wasn't a french kiss. Ew

Erebella
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:33 AM

Nah, that'd be a poodle. [rimshot]

Theo
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:33 AM

Wocka wocka!

Theresa
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 08:47 AM

I didn't have to get further than the headline to know that it was NTMTOM. LOL!!

Awesome!!

sas
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:05 AM

He's just not that into you.

Kar
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:07 AM

Oh and btw, NTMTOM, thanks for the earworm! I can't get that kissed a girl song out of my noggin!

DKN
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:10 AM

I don't like the earworm... but I do like Nomtom's version of the song. If only it were the original... And if I'm not mistaken, the cat's actually biting the dog's nose.

muttluver
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:19 AM

And ThreeCatNight, I love your version, even if I can't think of the tune right now.

muttluver
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:20 AM

@muttlover:
Thank you. It's that old Irving Berlin song, "Always", because I love some of those old standards! (and I love puppehs, too)

ThreeCatNight
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:30 AM

The kitteh may like it but I don't think the puppeh is quite so sure.

AuntieMame
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:36 AM

muttlover- the tune is "I'll be Loving You, Always", sung as weddings in times gone by- think low, then pretty much up a major scale with "always" high and then what a major second, then to the low tones again up the scale "With a love that's true-Always... It is a waltz.
Earworm shared.

Katrina
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:41 AM

Great. Thanks NomTom. Not only do I have that song stuck in my head, I'm singing it quietly to myself with your lyrics.

*sigh*

laylaness
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:51 AM

@katrina: interspecies snogging.

carol m.
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:57 AM

tinytabbytinytabbytinytabby

T.U.M.
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:59 AM

Katrina -- Irving Berlin FTW!

2nd place the Jill Sobule version.

3rd place the other one where the singer only knows how to scream.

By the way, kitteh's left paw is poised for a vicious slap if doggeh tries to use any tongue.

berthaservant
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 11:16 AM

Auuuughhhhh! Dog lips! Lips of dog! [/lucy van pelt]

Phill
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 11:19 AM

Goggie looks revolted. It might just be too wrong to be right..

CJ
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 11:20 AM

That's what you get for feeing the dog tuna.

starling
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 11:39 AM

FeeDing.

starling
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 11:39 AM

Well, it is good to know that my kind of crazy is in good company here on CO. I was singing "I Kissed a Cat" to one of my kittehs the other day...

"I kissed a cat and I liked it / Right on his kitty-cat head / I kissed a cat and I liked it / Hope my other cat don't mind it"

::looking around for the men in white coats::

Leslie
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 11:41 AM

I kissed NTMTOM and I liked it..

scoobie
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 11:43 AM

Nice - just bust out laughing at my desk. Best Caption. The dog looks a little taken aback though.

kmira
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 12:28 PM

@scoobie: do tell....!

cataddict
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 12:31 PM

Oh god, that song makes me grind my teeth...but yet, it is just so appealing when applied to kittlets and doggies! Absolutely adorable, this site always brings a smile to my face.

KD
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 12:47 PM

the doggy is a bit on the chubby side. just like i like them. :)

Khadija
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 01:15 PM

@leslie: LOL!!! Always good to hear of others who sing songs to their pets.....I ALWAYS do. The tunes change, but the lyrics usually include playing and toys. So if the men in the white coats come, at least we'll have each other for company!!

(oh, and I DO like the song!)

Gail (the first one)
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 02:06 PM

leslie -- my husband and i have a long list of silly songs with various combos the words "kitty", "fluff", "loaf", and "meowmy" -- that's right, "meowmy" -- worked into them (as well as our cat's name). just this morning he was singing (to the tune of "Head, Knees and Toes"):

Our kitty is a loaf,
Is a loaf!
Our kitty is a loaf.
Fluff and tail and
Paws and Nose,
Our kitty is a loaf
is a loaf!

It doesn't quite rhyme, but it's still pretty catchy.

So anyway, yes, you are in good company!

anner
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 02:25 PM

Oh, I have so many! Especially for my poor late Stinky, a black and white cat with a sumptuous coat-- I used to sing to the tune of "Mr. Grinch":

"You're a clean one,
Mr. Stink,
You really are a sight,
Your coat's so bright and shiny,
You glow in the dark at night
Mr. Stink!"

Theresa
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 04:08 PM

I know the "Always" song, I just blanked on the tune for a moment. Thanks, Katrina... are you a musician? Sounds like it...

Our dog howls to the tune of Happy Birthday. Just say the words, "Happy Birthday", and he'll start talking to you. But other than that, we don't really have any songs for him... though my mom occasionally sings, "You Are My Sunshine." And I do sing AT him... all the time. He just looks at me like I'm crazy. :)

muttluver
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 05:57 PM

...that's "Head, *Shoulders*, Knees and Toes"...

anner
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 10:15 PM

@anner: that's really cute that he did that and that you both do that. Aw.

Red
 |  Nov 10, 2008 at 11:39 PM

Oh, my god, I'm laughing... Y'all are the best.

Another song at my home every morning when I am toweling off while still standing in the bathtub and there's one or two kittehs on the side of the tub on the other side of the curtain... "I see a little silhouette-o of a kitteh / Meow, meow, meow / Meow, meow, meow"

Leslie
 |  Nov 11, 2008 at 07:06 AM

Someone's about to get: a. their face bitten off, b. claw-swiped.

Pups'nstuff
 |  Nov 11, 2008 at 08:37 AM

Sometimes we're in a Sondheim mood, and I would sing
"Attend the tale of Stinky Todd,
He had a black and white fuzzy bod . . ." etc.

Theresa
 |  Nov 11, 2008 at 08:49 AM

Oh, where do I start?

Berthaservant, I'm sorry to have to ask, but what does "FTW" mean?

Theresa, thank you for THAT earworm-a young musician in the orchestra was playing it last week, and I finally got rid of it and *BANG* here it is again!

Muttluver-I sing to Killer Corgi-and I find that if I sing a command, she will(almost)always remember it and do it. I think animals are much for tone and rhythm aware than we give them credit for being. I was a singer, now can't, so I'm starting the cello this week. I have a youth orchestra, where I am administrator.

Peeps, I'm told that my cello will be coming to the cello store today. I will find out if Killer Corgi can deal with my practicing. Film at 11. No, not really, but I'll tell you what ensues.

Pups'nstuff-I thought the same thing, but commented with my better angels on my shoulder.

Theresa- "Attend the tale or tail of Stinky Todd? Just checking....

Katrina
 |  Nov 11, 2008 at 10:05 AM

Katrina, FTW is 'for the win.'

warrior rabbit
 |  Nov 11, 2008 at 02:08 PM

Cocker Spaniels are NOT stupid Fegli! They are smart, loyal, nuzzly, and have the best neck rolls of all.

Irene
 |  Nov 11, 2008 at 03:15 PM

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