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Oct 30, 2008

Twenty Questions

"Why can't we fly? 

What do colors taste like? 

Where do babies come from? 

If I bite my nails, will a hand grow in my stomach? 

Why do we poop? 

Does water bounce? 

Can dogs look up? 

What would you do for a Klondike bar? 

Am I a dot?  Or am I a speck? 

When I'm underwater, do I get wet?  Or does the water get me instead? 

Did the computer invent itself? 

Where have all the flowers gone? 

Who framed Roger Rabbit? 

Where's the beef? 

Does this look infected? 

Is there pinball in Heaven? 

Could Captain Kirk beat Han Solo in a bar fight? 

Are you now, or have you ever been ..."

(Now *I* have a question: Where's the nearest orphanage?)

I donna know, Donna B.

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Can God create a rock that He can't move? ;)

Theresa
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:21 AM

I love the riff on Particle Man.

Donsie_Lass
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:21 AM

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

DaytimeDeb
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:22 AM

No, Captian Kirk could NEVER beat Han Solo in a bar fight. NEVER I TELLS YOU!!!!!

Vampy
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:23 AM

sandy eye capsule!

me
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:24 AM

Nice They Might Be Giants reference! Of course, now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day.

llism
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:25 AM

Ask your Father when he gets home.

Hon Glad
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:27 AM

If you put a giant panda in the washing machine, and it shrinks, does it become a baby giant panda? And if you put an baby giant panda in the washing machine and it stretches, does it become a giant baby giant panda? And if we have giant pandas, there must be pygmy and regular sized pandas too - how come we never hear about them? Huh? Mom? Mom? Huh? Mom? Are we there yet? Is dinner ready? Can I go to the bathroom?

Tony James
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:29 AM

Vampy -- true, because Han would shoot first, and Shatner would never pass up a chance to chew the death-scenery.

Theo
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:35 AM

Oh, and why I'm here, how come acid doesn't dissolve the container it's in?

Theresa
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:35 AM

Does this beach make me look fat?

Theo
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:36 AM

Why do birds, fall out of the sky,
Every time, Tippi walks by?

Theo
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:37 AM

Do your dance, do your dance,
Do your dance quick
Maaaaama come on baby tell me
What's the word?

Theo
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:38 AM

and for the love of Dog, Mother, HOW MANY ARE GOING TO SAINT IVES???

Theo
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:39 AM

Know what that last question made me think of?

"Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?"
"What's that got to do with anything?"
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

Erebella
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:39 AM

I'll answer one of my own questions: If there's no pinball, then it isn't Heaven.

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:40 AM

They have a fight. Triangle wins. Triangle man.

bees on pie
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:40 AM

(OK I might be having just a smidge too much fun here. And this is me BEFORE caffeine.)

Theo
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:40 AM

Theo.........WORD UP...........and a baby seal?...............I need some more coffee.

Erebella
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:41 AM

Y'know, Particle Man is still one of my fave songs evar...coincidentally, it's the ringtone on my cellphone too.

Super brownie points for that on this fine morning...

...oh, the sandy eye-capsules are a bonus too! Love 'em!

darah
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:44 AM

Cavemen or astronauts, who would win? (No weapons allowed)
Kirk vs. Han Solo: Depends if Kirk can kiss Han. He does have the kiss of death, you know ;)

Molymoly
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:44 AM

do you know my kids? they sound just like this... and I make that same face!

neabob
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:46 AM

I give my seal of approval!

Donna
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:46 AM

Word up, Theo.

I agree. Han has always and will always shoot first...no matter what revisionist history George Lucas tries to peddle.

GreedySkunk
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:47 AM

OW!

Theresa
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:49 AM

I am told that this is what i was like as a child. So in theory I was cute because i was annoying and wouldn't shut up.

oh and my question was always:
"if i stick this far up enough my nose can i poke my brain?"

Kell
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:50 AM

The REAL question is....

Who wins? Mr. Spock or Luke Skywalker?

Vampy
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:57 AM

Luke, duh. Vulcan Nerve Pinch vs. Lightsaber? You're not even trying.

Theo
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 07:58 AM

Molymoly--great Angel reference!

God I love this site.

llism
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:07 AM

Ya know, Luke has other powers beyond the lightsaber. :)

Vampy
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:08 AM

Yes, but who can stare down the other one better? Mr. Spock of course, cause he can raise one eyebrow!!

Seriously, not competition between Wars and Trek. They both rule!!

As to the seals,....must have squeeeeeeeee!

Elisha B.
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:11 AM

Blorp-diddly-blorp-blorp,
Blorp-blorp!

T.U.M.
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:11 AM

Vampy -- uhhh, voice of experience there?
Actually, I don't need to know.

Theo
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:15 AM

I agree with everyone: Han Solo would kick Kirk's freakin' buttocks.

"Who came up with Person Man? Degraded Man... person man..."

MolyMoly: Whence the cavemen vs. astronauts scenario? I ask because I was playing Taboo with my friends, and when I had to make them guess "Astronaut", and posed the question: "Who would win in a fight: Cavemen OR...." NONE OF THEM GOT IT! I felt completely deflated.

I know it from Angel, and am now cracking up in my office at school just thinking about it.

Capt' Tightpants
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:20 AM

lol particle man. that's funny because i was just watching that tiny toons music video the other day.

nismo
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:30 AM

Kiss from a rose?

chanpon
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:30 AM

....nobody knows, Particle Man.

Great TMBG reference!!
Judging from the comments there is some correlation between people who love TMBG and Cute Overload, i.e. people who are awesome and have great taste in teh rock and teh cute!

BC
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:32 AM

Are you gonna vote for the right guy on Tuesday?

violet
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:37 AM

It is actually a cute overload.

charles
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:40 AM

Capt. Tightpants- the deflation came from the phenomenon known as "THUD". When you have said something very (clever, funny, cogent, pithy,obscure-for-this-crowd-but-you-didn't realize-it-before-you -said-it, you name it, and no one gets it and the there is to you an audible 'thud' in the conversation. Actually it is more palpable than audible. Oh, God, I hate that.
You will rebound, and if what you write here is any indication, you have since. But it is memorable and last in one's memory for a long time. We just aren't used to it. I feel you pain. I wish you no more "THUDs" ever. But you will be kind to others when it happens to them. Eric Burden and the Animals said it best, "I'm just a soul whose intentions are good, Oh, Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood".

Katrina
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:41 AM

Answer to mouse-over: Nebraska.

Andi
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:41 AM

I can just see this...

"But Moooooooooom......!"

Charlotte
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:41 AM

Dogs can't look up!
Big Al says so.

/Thanks for the "Shaun of the Dead" reference.

biscuithead
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:43 AM

TMBG came to my college when I was there!! And now all I can hear is the do do do DOO musical part of Particle Man. No earworm THERE.

I would answer all of cute sealio's questions, if only he lets me snuggle with him.

Kris
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:45 AM

Thank you katrina, and yes: there was a distinct (and silent) "thud", followed immediately by the group going (audible), "Qua?"

I explained, to no avail. I apparently discovered that while we share many things, an obsessive love of all things Whedon may not be one of them. But my BF totally gets it. All I have to say to him is "It's not about what I want!" and he cracks up, reminded of Angel's exasperation with Spike.

PS: I love you guys.

Capt' Tightpants
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:48 AM

Shiba Inu puppy action- Momma's in the house and puppies are sqeeeeeeing!
Those puppies are huge now!

Katrina
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:49 AM

Now THIS should be the promo spot for "ASK.COM".
Every time I see their strange commercials,I want to ask:
"Why is a fat English lady draped over my back?"
"Why would my thoughts have a Cockney accent?"
"Why would a small Indian gentleman be in bed with me and my husband?"
"Who thought up this brilliant ad campaign?"
"Why don't I press the 'Mute' button?"

ThreeCatNight
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:51 AM

Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person Man

How do I get this for a ringtone on MY phone!?!?!?!?!??!

BeckyMonster
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:55 AM

"Hi, I need two tickets to Nebraska and, uh, one coming back."

Mel2
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 08:56 AM

Could there be a funnier list of questions?

Jezebel
 |  Oct 30, 2008 at 09:01 AM

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