(FADE IN on backyard. MUSIC UP, delicate piano with strings)
ANNOUNCER: These are the Schlackmann Years™—the most precious years of your baby's life. First steps. First words. And, most important of all, first solid foods. Maybe that's why more mothers feed their babies Schlackmann's Puppies than any other brand. Only Schlackmann's Puppies are scientifically bred to be easy to chew, and gentle to your baby's delicate digestive system. And only Schlackmann's comes in the variety of breeds and flavors babies love. So make them special years; Make them Schlackmann Years.™
Were you a Schlackmann's kid, Vernel L.?