The ALL-KNOWING KITTEH
Look, I didn't ASK for this kitten to see through to my soul, OK? It just does.
It can see my innermost thoughts... it can tell me my innermost feelingks!
It knows I left the iron on, it knows I stole candy cigarettes from Bergmann's department store in fourth grade and that I haven't been to the dentist in five years—HALP!
No one is safe, Maureen C.! NO ONE!
What does this kitteh see about YOU!?
Email
to a Friend 
Add
to del.icio.us
Digg
this
Oh...and SQUEE!!! OMG!! KITTEH!!! WANT WANT WANT!!!
>^.^<
You didn't ACTUALLY steal, did you Meg?!
Oh, and, EEEEKITTEHHOMGHJEKSDHFJDHSJK!!!!!
And then you discovered that candy cigarettes were *nasty*, didn't you? Instant karma. So, no worries, you're square with the house.
my last thought before this kitteh took over my brain, is that i want to pop it in my mouf like a snowball.
It's saying to me "Hey, my eyes are up HERE. You're trying to kees my teeniest of peenk moufs through teh monitor. I'm not just some piece of meat..."
*Sigh* Sorry Wise Kitteh. You deserve more respect. *Hangs head in shame*
Bless me, kitteh, for I have sinned. It's been two weeks since a sweet wittle all-seeing kitteh stared straight through my soul and made me spill my guts. I looked at puppeh pr0n (Shi-tzu-on-Shrek action). I wondered what wine one serves with schnauzer brains. And I spent way too much time on cuteoverload.com laughing my tushie off instead of working. Would you consider giving me five Pom belleh snorgles, two squeeeeees and a pasickie as my penance, O fuzzy omnipotent one??
i got no legs, i got no legs. i got no legs, i got no legs.
Wag, you are a wag. :)
I poked a badger with a spoon. Can I have five Hail Marys and two Hello Dollys?
Oh all seeing kitty, you know I used to pull spiders legs off and stamp on them, when I was a child, that I tried my first cigarrete at 10 and used to wack my self off at every and any opportunity from age 12.
Mea Culpa Mea maxima Culpa.
Kitteh knows that I have bad dreams about being overwhelmed by all the stuff I have to organize in my house, and that I crave chocolate every second of every day, and that Im still smoking in private.
Good thing he cant talk ;D
I know what you are thinking. I can see into your mind, your heart, and your SOUL. My gaze penetrates; my mouth purses disapprovingly. The truth will out. I am just like sodium pentathol in a cute,furry package. You will soon admit all.
Then you will give me a treat.
Look at kitteh's cute fishy necklace! She is adorned, as all dieties should be.
I stole toilet paper from work (2 rolls). I never answer the phone if I think my mother is calling. I don't change the oil in my car often enough. I'll take two lashes from the kitteh's paw.
All hail the all-knowing kitteh! *bowing down in front of kitteh, who then bats my hair*
I promise to scoop your litterbox, feed you, and SNORGLE YOU every day -- pleeeeeze don't tell what I did last summer! =^.^=
Precious kitty is not reading your thoughts. She is reading your capacity for falling in love with her adorableness. And I have fallen in love with her. KER THUD
This kitty knows that I will watch the Opening Ceremonies of the Olympics tonight. I will be envious of the athletes, but still I will eat ice cream.
Erebella-Just have a Bloody Mary and you'll forget all about it. Cake or death?
KBinTo: Answer the phone, not haveing had a Mother for the last 45 yrs, you will regreat it VERY much later.
(Now see what the all knowing kitten has done.)
@wag - O fuzzy omnipotent one made me snort!
Kitty it trying to convince me to ditch work, go home and snorgle!
"I gots no legs but I gots the Fuuzzz."
KBinTo-Answer your phone or get an answering machine. There is no excuse. My Mom is gone, too. DON'T fill up an guilt blackboard that you won't be able to erase.
I forgave my Mom the last three years of my life- and I have no regrets at all. Really.
No one told me kitten loaf was on the menu today!! I just had lunch! Guess I can make room though. Don't know which one is better - the all knowing eyes or the super pink leeps!!
GreedySkunk - I knew someone would recognize that!
I'll take death, please. No wait, cake cake cake! I'm lucky you're the Church of England.
You wanna rack a baby? We got babies on racks! I love Eddie!!!!
Erebella: Every time I read "two Hello Dollys, I just crack up.
My, Erebella, what an original sin you have!
OMG I used to go to Bergmann's!11!!
OH I JUST LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
Hey peeps! it's Friday night here and my freinds will arrive from Sweden.
There will be mutchly celerbratink and drinkink and eatink. Vacha good.
I stole my candy cigarettes at the 88 cent store.
and i thought they were FABULOUS! (as was i at the time)
I love the all-seeing all- knowing kitteh.
Oh I left the computer and when I came back this little guy was staring me in the face... praise the Lord for cuteoverload... my mood just shot up! :) :) :)
I do answer Mom's calls, eventually (we've been talking almost every Sunday since 1973). I just hate talking on the phone, not just to her. I don't need an answering machine -- I get my voicemail messages online. Bless me, kitteh, for I continue to sin.
she has white eye liner on! and perfect little weeskhairs!
Friends I mean friends not freends or fiends. Geesh, such a basic mistook.
Oh boy, resistance is futile!
Bless me, Orangey Kitteh, for I have sinned. You knowest that my largest compooter file is all either CO or ICHC; you knowest that I almost replaced my desktop background pix of my kids with your pic, for goodness' sake; you knowest that I wisheth to skippeth worketh todayeth and noodle on the compootaheth....
The eyes. THE EYES!!!
Why and how are kitties so expressive?
candy cigarettes are *awesome*, not "nasty" as some (clearly crazy) person has suggested.
also awesome is God-Emperor Kitteh.
Kitty Slipper!! Need another to complete the pair.
Thanks for all of the nice comments!! This is my kitteh, Shasta. He's sleeping in a garbage bag right now...so much for cute...
I confess!!1!
I snorgled four 7-week old jack russell terriers today and poked their little nosies and smelled their schweeet puppy smell and let them gnaw my fingers. Ok so I kissed them too.
What a relief.
Candy cigarettes are totally awesome. Man, it's been years since I've had those.
If I told you what the kitty sees about me, well, I'd have to kill you. I don't want to do that. ;o)
I love this site!! I've been asking everyone at work "you!...cake or death?" all day and no one knows what I'm talking about. Then I come on here and not only to I find a fuzzy kitten head of joy but fellow Eddie fans. yay cuteoverload!
Catsquatch - OY VEY, me too! (In fact I'm smoking right now...but wait, it's prayer, burning tobacco, so it's OK, Omniscient Kitty, non?) And - I covet IBKC bebehs every day. And ... {sob} I'm not martha stooo-art.
He's inserting thoughts into my head!!! Must . . open . . .can . . .of . . . .tuna . .
omg, thee peeenk leeeps!
See-into-soul kittoon sees how much I love all kittoons. *SMILE* *PURR*
The eyes of purity and innocence see true character -- they are also full of grace and divine second chance. If a wee kitty can be so inspiringly wise and gracious, we can really count on the Almighty Father-Creator to see through us, and to give us grace. After all, He invented kittens for us! Thank you, Jesus!
LOVE the Eddie Izzard references. Now all I need it some underwater sexy-sexy.
Sometimes I'll spend the day in my pajamas and not brush my teeth, if I'm not leaving the house and think I can get away with it. Please, kitteh, don't judge me too harshly. At least I didn't whack off as much as Hon Glad did.
Eddie Izzard for the win! Cake or death! Slaptyback Fishtybuns?
All-Knowing Kitteh Knows All... please don't tell my mom!!