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This is beyond redonk, People. Alert viewer Matthew McCurtisons found this one. Introducing a product you don't need with a ridiculous name! Total overload.
I'm ordering two faster than you can say 'shoulder strap ap ap ap ap ap'
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Bears and racks, love it! ;-)
OMIGOD! It's a real product! MUST HAVE!
I really could not see a hetero guy using one of those. They're not exeptionally cute in my opinion either.
Um.
This is real.
I checked.
Fifteen bucks.
Tiddy Bear? Are they kidding with the name? LOL!
tiddytiddytiddytiddytiddytiddytiddytiddytiddy
"Product you don't need"? Clearly, you are not a short person! I hate seatbelt straps digging into my neck... this actually seems practical!
(A bit teddy-porno, but practical...)
I wonder how many takes they had to film to get the actors to stop laughing
oh gawd, at 0:50, the juxtaposition of the words "soft and cushy" and the close-up shots of three consecutive... ummm... tiddy bears.
So, do you put the erm Tiddy Bear face-up or erm face-down? :P
Well what do you think? Soft and cush or straps and snaps? Choose wisely...
That's disgusting. Could they possibly show more skin in the ad?
Haha catch that? "Fits all makes and models" haha!
Isn't it illegal to drive around bear-breasted?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
*Bear-breasted.* Hee hee
*TIDDY BEAR*. Hmm. Great for those with -- and for those, umm, without.
Fifteen bucks is a bit high, IMO.
And I would want a, umm, TIDDY PUSSY. Ya think? :)
WOW.
I love how, in the ad in the site, they went 'And thats T-I-D-D-Y bear!', like they wanted to prove they aren't TOTEL pervs.
I'm surprised they sell to under-18's.
The spokes-model woman touting the Tiddy Bear appears to have a black eye. Perhaps she needed an EYE Bear, too.
ahahaha I can't believe this. Why oh why would you name your product the tiddy bear?
titty-bear?
"Titty" bear is more like it, over and over and over....
Oh, we fussy Americans. No wonder Norwegians, etc, think we are wimps!
Aside from the general level of taste in this commercial: using that product will actually affect your safety in situations when you need the safety belt. They are tight for a reason...
Although I do agree with Erica Stephan; if you are short (as I am), safety belts often dig into or chafe the neck. Sewing something soft and thin to protect my skin might be a good idea.
Okay, I confess. I have a set of these. Got them as a joke (?) for Christmas. Have not used them but they are great for a giggle.
Hey, it's $15 for TWO, count 'em TWO Tiddy bears. Can't have one just one tiddy - every one knows you need two tiddies.
Those straps dig into tall people too (I'm 5'10) but still .. a "tiddy" bear?!? I could make my own for a couple dollars and not give it a ridiculous name.
Sheez. What will they think of next?!? (Order now and get a set of GINZU knives with it!)
This is great! I'm totally buying one. The shoulder strap in my car definitely bothers me, and I love the idea of this little plush guy snuggling up to me while I drive. Cute and practical!!
I could see this getting totally out of hand, actually...
*police sirens*
"License and regis-- what is that?"
"What? Oh, that's my Tiddy Bear."
"Your titty WHAT?"
"No, no, it's a double-D, you see."
*driver gets a ticket for speeding, and another for inappropriate tiddy-lation of a police officer*
I always thought this was fake. If it's real, I'll get one. I'm tired of arriving somewhere with a big red mark on my neck from where the seatbelt choked me. It looks really useful, to me. I just always thought it was a joke.
hahahahahahaha seriously brought tears to my eyes. thanks so much for posting this. And for a limited time they're selling two Tiddy Bears for the low low price of $14.95. That's two for the price of one, people. I definitely need two . . .
For the suspicious among us, this was apparently invented by two ladies. Though I definitely noticed all the women in the commercial were wearing tank tops . . .
Ellen was making fun of those a few months back.
Ah, yes, so I see. So for the sake of my selfish comfort, I have to smother a poor little Tiddy Bear? :P
I love the titty bear. Wait, what?
I am a hetero guy, and with my luck I would have a head on accident within hours of secretly using one of these things (my shoulder strap is like a python on me in my G8 GT) and then have a "Tiddy Bear" bruise that would last for weeks much to the delight of my wife and my fellow military reservists should they see it.
Ria said: That's disgusting. Could they possibly show more skin in the ad?
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yes, those offensive tank tops are showing way too much skin...
o.O
i think the bear is cute and am thinking of getting one or two
THERE IS NO H IN STRAP! Jeeze, learn how to speak!
YA SHOW ME YOUR TIDDY
bears
If your sealt belt is giving you marks on your neck when you drive, simply padding it with a Tiddy Bear will NOT save you from a broken neck or crushed windpipe if you're in an accident. You need a seatbelt strap adjuster to get the belt OFF your neck. Google 'seatbelt strap adjuster' to see what they look like.
lol so funny
TiDDy bear? Or...
ROFL
That's really beyond "redonk" for sure :D
C. - "No, no, it's a double-D, you see."
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
How about a tiddy kiddy (meow). It could be cats n' racks, indeed!!
This was a big deal on The Ellen (Degeneres) Show this past year for several weeks .....
newsflash: Tiddy Bear now officially wants to be known as...
"B-Tiddy."
they must have seen my old aunt driving around...you know that lady with all the stuffed animals in her car?
Well she's been doing this for years and i just thought she was weird.
George, thanks for the tip. Shoulder belts fit directly across my windpipe.
Rissu, my point was - why did the actors have to be wearing tank tops? A t-shirt would have done the job just as well. Unless they're advertising body parts along with those safety violations.
^Because they have to show the tiddy with the titties. Subliminal advertising anyone?
Complete with bad lip-syncing.
"Will not last at this price."
I'm a knitter. I'm gonna make my own.
Oh goodness... It just sounds so dirty. Come on... "tiddy" bear... puh-leeeeeze we know what they are trying to say here.
**orders 5** haha