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Aug 25, 2008

Laundry Tips with This Kitten

Hi, A Kitten here, with some very helpful laundry tips.

First, always divide your laundry into "softs" and "scratchies" so I know what laundry is most comfortuhbuhls roll around in.

Second, if some towels come out shredded, it's prolly the dog's fault, 'cause he does things like that asI'vepointedoutinthepast.

And lastly, throw some catnip leaves into EVERY and I mean EVERY drying cycle.

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Um, extremely helpful [shifty eyes] Sender-Inner Blair P. and Photographer Caroline S.

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Bends over, snorgles belly, wipes blood from brow.

KBinTo
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 11:21 AM

hmmmm- looks to me like someone didn't use the spot remover.

charliewabba
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 11:26 AM

According to *Rorschach for Dummies,* if you tilt your head to the left, there's a monkey on her belly; to the right, it's a bunny.

Leslie
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 11:28 AM

omg, Leslie - you're right!
(tilts head left, then right, then left again)

charliewabba
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 11:34 AM

You know, wouldn't mind doing the laundry if I found this is my dryer. But all I ever find is shredded tissues. They're not nearly as cute.

Decca
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 11:38 AM

So... much... belly! Want to nom!

Beth
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 11:58 AM

Is this kitty like the angler fish? Throws out a very tempting fuzzy belleh to catch unsuspecting innocent heads that bend in to snorgle, only to be greeted by claws in the head and raking in the eyes?

chanpon
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 12:00 PM

Kitten is adorable. However, (is this being a nuff?) cats don't respond to catnip until they're at least 6 months old. And a few, poor things, never do.

Pearl Ostroff
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 12:00 PM

OMG So CUTE! Thank you, I was having a horrible day.

Monique
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 12:05 PM

Ah, we have one who is addicted to laundry - unfortunately, it's the clean laundry AND he's dark grey but attracted to the whites = hair covered clean whites and blissed out kitty. Still, I leave it out for him because I know how much he loves it.

stubbedoo
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 12:12 PM

Pearl, I beg to differ with you on the point about cats not responding to catnip until at least 6 months of age. My kitten, Zora, is 4 months old and TOTALLY responds to catnip already! The way I know it's the catnip is that she's got one particular toy (with catnip) that we have already had to replace four different times (and we've only had her for two months). The only obvious difference between this toy and the others is the catnip.

She has some other toys that have catnip in them and very similar toys without catnip -- she largely ignores the ones without catnip, even if they have a bell in them.

I could be wrong about it being the catnip that makes her crazy for her fishie, but the evidence is so strong the other way I rather doubt it. ^.^ *insert great big smiley face here*

Kari
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 12:22 PM

Re. catnip: when Fiasco T. Peabrain came home (about 7 weeks old) I didn't try him on catnip because I thought he was too young. I got one of the fuzzy catnip-infused toys out of their hermetically sealed container for the older cats to enjoy. Peabo immediately glommed on the toy and began yowling like he was in pain. When I tried to pull it from his mouth he grabbed my wrist with his front paws and raked my hand with his back claws. The blood was actually flowing. At just over 2 years old he's still a 'nip fiend and won't let anyone else near a fresh pile.

KBinTo
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 12:24 PM

this would be a purrfect opportunity to play "get the finger" in the warm towels. (teenie little non-claw finger pats) what an angel from heaven.

scootepants
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 12:27 PM

Fiasco T. Peabrain! I love it!! :D

Kari
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 12:32 PM

Okay, kitteh. Whatever you say. I believe you!

Leslie, good eyes! If I tilt my head to left, I kind of see a lion, but I can also see the monkey.

Eastie
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 12:33 PM

1. With those hypnotizing eyes, that baby must get away with everything. And we're going, "Dog....shredded clothes.....oh of course, yeah. Dog.....clawed couch, uh huh. Dog.....scratched his own nose, sure. Bad dog!"

2. Leslie, at this point I could probably sue you for causing me a severe neck injury brought on by too many "baroo" head tilts to observe Rorschach kitteh spots. It's all your fault! monkey/bunny/monkey/bunny

Erebella
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:12 PM

When I tilt my head to the left, I see a skull and crossbones.

So I think this is a pirate kitty. Arrrrrrr. Or purrrrrr.

I love the tales of Fiasco T. Peabrain. Lives up to the awesome name.

lurkertype
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:14 PM

eeeeeee - double paw curl AND a head tilt (passes out on floor)

eikoleigh
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:19 PM

Awwww, he's got an "M" on his forehead -- it stands for MINE!! *snatches up kitty and runs away*

Kari
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:25 PM

Y'know, if the people from Snuggle fabric softener had any brains, they'd replace that creepy talking stuffed bear with this adorable little fuzzbutt! :D

wagthedogma
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:32 PM

Of course, then they'd have to rename it SNORGLE fabric softener, but I think it would be worth it.

wagthedogma
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:33 PM

Yar Har Har, Lurkertype, my old matey. Oi be seein the Skull and crossbones to, Jim Lad. We'll be a sailin on the noon toide or sap me vittals, see if oi don't.Yar har, har, ha ha ha, har.

Hon Glad
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:33 PM

KBinTo - 8 more syllables and that would be a cat haiku.

David
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:48 PM

I see the bunny and the crossbones too. No monkey.

Mary (the first)
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:52 PM

Wagthedogma-yes, the nice kitteh would make millions of people buy Snorgle softener, but perhaps that is Meg's new Empire-building block? Diversify, Meg, diversify!
Let's see- C.O. itself, calendars with and without snazzy stands and fabric softener-yup, works for me!-And puzzles of adorably cute things, too.

Katrina
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:56 PM

How about a bunny and crossbones?

Kari
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 01:57 PM

Some peeps partake of the Amarula; others stick with ye goode olde grog.

Theo
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 02:07 PM

I can understand cats and fabric, but have any of you heard of a bird who liked fabric? Mr. Birdly (RIP) would go bonkers if he saw anyone folding towels, ironing, anything with big sheets of fabric. He wanted to be gently wrapped up in it and snorgled. These were my pre-CO days, tho', and I didn't know I was "snorgling," at the time!
Anipals are so cool in their quirkiness!!

Boomer's Babysitter
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 02:31 PM

True story: many years ago, our beloved Meow (1982-2001) had behbehs in the warshing machine. Talk about "loads of fun."

berthaservant
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 02:52 PM

Oh, my dear departed Mittens loved her some clean towels. I kept them on the top shelf of the linene closet, and she'd invariably find her way up there and wedge herself between the towels and the ceiling.

Lurker
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 03:25 PM

"Fiasco T. Peabrain" deserves his OWN POST!

We must see this kitteh.

Megan Frost
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 04:38 PM

Erm: Rorschach left tilt, I see an Ookpik owl, right tilt I see a disapproving bun. In a bull-fighter's hat.

dub1
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 05:30 PM

Paws Up + Soooo Comfortuhbuhls ...+ Tabby = a ded peep, I am.

Eep!

Raemie L.
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 05:51 PM

I think that belly-spot shape is a butterfly on dope. But then again, I could be wrong.

Yup, it's *SPLORT*in' time again!

*SIGH*

jmuhj
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 05:56 PM

Nope--- definitely a Skull n' Bowtie...

SoCalSis
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 06:22 PM

@charliewabba: LOL'ing at spot remover!

I see the skull, too! Yo-ho-ho and a toy full of catnip, if you please!

All of mine love fresh clothes, but one of them will, shall we say, *soil* them if the litter boxes are not up to snuff.

Gail (the first one)
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 06:54 PM

My parakeet has this thing for loose threads. Everytime there is a towel with threads hanging, he'll settle down and worry the thread in his beak for at least 10 to 40 minutes. If I need to distract him if I'm trying to work, I'll just leave out a raggety towel and my bird is in heaven. Why thread, I'll never know. Tissue and toliet paper is another favorite toy as well.
This kitten has the most wide-eye, innocent look, one of the best I've seen. I want to cuddle up with kitten.

Joy
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 07:25 PM

So, plz to kor-ect me if I'm wrong, but, I believe this kitten has pwned Rule # 22 - both in curled up pawsitude, AND eyes matching the towel. N'est ce pas?

Yitzysmommie
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 08:39 PM

Obituary: Totalee Puppy *ded* from overdose of cute kitten with blue eyes. In lieu of flowers, donations may be sent to an animal shelter.

Totalee Puppy
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 08:47 PM

That might be the most perfect little muzzlepowsche I've ever seen. Two thumbs up!

cliffette
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 09:10 PM

I keep returning to this pic, straining to see the rear feet, but they never appear. Ehn!

The belly marking reminds me of the Beijing Olympic emblem:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Beijing

BabyOpossum
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 09:15 PM

hm. looks like someone hasn't been cleaning the lint trap again.

CG
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 09:38 PM

omg belleh cuteness! bunneh! monkeh! awesome!

meadowgirl
 |  Aug 25, 2008 at 10:23 PM

Joining everyone who thinks Fiasco T. Peabrain is one of the best cat names evah! Hope Meg's call is heard.

@Joy : picking at threads, tissues, etc is nesting behavior in birdies. Does your budgie bring them to her cage ?

Poohbear
 |  Aug 26, 2008 at 12:18 AM

OMG. The tummeeee. The TUMMEEEEEEE! *buries face in soft kitty tummeeee*

Barbarella von Fluffenstein
 |  Aug 26, 2008 at 12:57 AM

Wowee... I cleaned the dryer lint trap and a perfectly formed adorabuhl kitten shaped lint clump came out!

or...

I add a kitten dryer sheet to all my laundry loads for that sweet musky kitty fresh scent!!!

aaaaaAAAAACCCCccchhhhoooooo!!!

MoonCatty
 |  Aug 26, 2008 at 01:38 AM

Looks like somebody forgot to clean out the lint trap.

gravyboat
 |  Aug 26, 2008 at 02:53 AM

Would you static-cling to me, anerable little kitten?

Totalee Puppy
 |  Aug 26, 2008 at 03:45 AM

BELLEH!

::beep::

Subhangi
 |  Aug 26, 2008 at 04:30 AM

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