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Aug 08, 2008

Night of the HUMANS!

Coming soon to this theater: NIGHT OF THE HUMANS!  Witness the blood-curdling terror of marauding humans and their ghoulish hunger for DOGGIE BRAINS!  Nothing can stop these mindless beasts as they comb the countryside, fiendishly feasting on furry flesh!

SEE! Terriers terrorized!  SEE! Dachshunds devoured!  SEE! Mastiffs masticated!  Due to the shocking graphic nature of this film, children under 17 will not be admitted without a ticket!  See NIGHT OF THE HUMANS -- in gut-wrenching 3-D Snorg-O-Vision!

Well, I really wasn't using it anyway, so...

Let's schnack on a schnauzer, Stacey S.

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Doggie is all: "See what I have to put up with?..."

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:06 AM

Doggie is actually "Wait until you put your foot in your slipper tomorrow morning, 'bean."

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:15 AM

hah, nice writeup. :)

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:17 AM

See Beagles beleaguered!

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:17 AM

The dog got nom'd!

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:26 AM

See! Poodles Pulverized!

(will i need special doggles to view this in 3-D?)

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:38 AM

See! Pom-Poms Pummelled!!!

(Meg, close your eyes)

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:40 AM

nice hovertext :-)
i have a spare brain lying around here as well, i'm not using it, anyone interested?
it's as good as new, never used.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:43 AM

Looks like a rat terrier. Their heads are very kissable.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:44 AM

I do hope medical personnel will be on hand.

(Seriously, Mike, will you marry me? Seriously.)

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:47 AM

See them chow on chow chows! Oh the horror!

And I loved the line, "children under 17 will not be admitted without a ticket!" Great review, NTMTOM!


 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:50 AM

I love Lhasa for Linner!

Happy Friday All!

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 05:57 AM

HEY! Is it possible that this pic was not taken with a digicam? It looks like an analog photo to me! :D

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:06 AM

Haha...I love the hovertext. Totally matches the pups expression.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:09 AM

It's Nom-tacular!

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:11 AM

Let's go snack on a schnauzer
Let's go snack on a schnauzer
Let's go snack on a schauuuuuzer
And have ourselves a treat!

Peg of Tilling
 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:17 AM

Nosh on a Newfoundland!

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:17 AM

Silly boy Nom Tom, the hooman is merely trying to inflate the Jack Russel to Mastiff size. Take a look behind any dogs ear and you'll find the valve for blowing them up. :0}

Hon Glad
 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:22 AM

Puppeh is saying:
"OMG! He's trying to suck out my brain again! Help! Won't someone help me ?!! What did I do to deserve THIS?!!"

Graphic content; may disturb some viewers!!

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:34 AM


 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:35 AM

SEE! Scotties scarfed! (Sorry...couldn't stop myself.)

@NTMTOM: Rockin' that hovertext yet again!!

@HonGlad: Is that valve anywhere near the "bark off" switch? Because I have yet to find either. :D

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:38 AM

I'll have the #3, please: a Leonberger, French Bulldog Fries, and a Chocolate Maltese.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:38 AM

I must confess... I chew on my kitties. They are tasty!

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:40 AM

Could I have some beagle on a bagle? Poodles with noodles?

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 06:52 AM

I'll take a Weimaranar, with lime and bananar.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 07:07 AM

Yeah, it's a brain sucker. And omg it's starving!

The dog's like, "Uh, you're just kidding, right......RIGHT?!"

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 07:13 AM


Dexter Fishmore
 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 07:32 AM

As it happens, I do love to schnack on my schnauzer. I love to dig into hees leetle lambchops.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 07:33 AM

The "without a ticket" detail nearly escaped me!

Deckard Canine
 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 07:39 AM

He isn't noming brain, the Doggeh is shocked that its super secret ear beuty secret is out, they are so nomable because they have been tenderisied.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 08:10 AM

Jocularity! Jocularity!

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 08:50 AM

You guys slay me. Love the look on the dog's face. It's like he's my teenage son, and the parent is doing something horrifyingly embarrassing.. like.. existing. No, but seriously.. that's the look on his face.. I swear my son looks at me like that daily.

Golden or NTKTOK
 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 08:55 AM

'So, you're just going to photograph this? Seriously? That's all you're going to do. Not...you know...help or anything. Fantastic.'

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 09:03 AM

I'm with tallgeekgal....pup looks 'zactly like my ratty Speck (aka Princess Frecklepants - see what you DID to me, CO???)

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 09:15 AM

<3 the alt-text!!

and I don't mean to nuff, and I'm sure all interspecies snorglers will get on my case about this, but I think I am going to be haunted for the rest of the day by disturbing delusions of what it's like to have dog hair inside my mouth. But oh well, if the cats can deal with it, so can I.

Anyhow, cute picture and awesome caption totally worth said delusions anyways.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 09:28 AM

If that is indeed a rat terrier...then no, he wasn't using it. :)

*knoooows of the rat terriers*

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 09:30 AM

And the cat sez: "what's dis? Martian brain eater. what's it doing? STARVIN!!"

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 09:32 AM

Hmmm when I try to nom on my pit bull mixes ears he generally gets up and goes into another room. I thinks I need to have lessons on the proper form of dog nom-nom-noming. Perhaps the guy in the picture gives lessons?

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 09:43 AM

I just did this to my cat a half-hour ago and now I'm hungry again...

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 09:53 AM

Got to love the expression of horror and disapproval on the pup's face.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 10:06 AM


 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 10:41 AM

Every time I try to do this to my beagle mix, he gives me a look of indifference and sighs very huffily. Of course, that's how he reacts to most things, cause he's emo, but still. He's never as exciting as puppy up there.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Srsly. I want to know where NTMTOM lives and if he's single. Anybody that damn funny can leave fur on my couch any time. :)

Tracy B.
 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 11:32 AM

(And yeah, I myself don't really know what I meant by that "fur on the couch" comment, but it sounded cute at the time.)

Tracy B.
 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 12:01 PM

Dexter, I think you mean BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 12:13 PM

@Babs: Why you, I oughta... ;-)

Not That Mike The Other Mike
 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 12:27 PM

I just attempted this with my kitteh, and she couldn't even be bothered to open her eyes from her nap. I guess she knows even if I did successfully eat some of her brains, she'd still be smarter than me.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 12:29 PM

BRAAAAAAANS? No thanks, I had a bowl of FiberOne this morning.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 12:32 PM

I hear they're already shooting Night of the Humans 2 with Sandra Bulldog and Spaniel Day-Lewis.

 |  Aug 08, 2008 at 12:33 PM

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